Savage Chickens - Bedtime Story

Another bedtime.

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9 Responses to Bedtime Story

  1. Burning says:

    This is shockingly like the time I

    Wouldn’t you agree?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Doug, you forgot the screaming this would engender from well, humans kids…perhaps chicks are more composed that toddlers?

    (I’m going to try it anyway 😉

  3. Sarah Louise says:

    keep em coming–laughed til I coughed. any good break up chickens?

  4. Anonymous says:

    and the chickens lived… (Damn that evil magician)

  5. Deb says:

    That made me laugh right out loud. Good one!

  6. Seraphine says:

    Daddy Chicken isn’t in a good
    mood tonight, is he? He’s going
    on Santa’s naughty list.

  7. Allen says:

    Would this have been funnier if you’d left the last frame off, with a blank space where the frame would be expected?

  8. Anonymous says:

    Ah, the children of today…

    …you cant spank them so you may as well warp their minds 🙂

    But i did remember this…

    Calvin: Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white? Didn’t they
    have color film back then?

    Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It’s just the
    world was black and white then.

    Calvin: Really?

    Dad: Yep. The world didn’t turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.

    Calvin: That’s really weird.

    Dad: Well, truth is stranger than fiction.

    Calvin: But then why are old paintings in color?! If their world was black and white, wouldn’t artists have painted it that way?

    Dad: Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.

    Calvin: But… but how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn’t their paints have been shades of gray back then?

    Dad: Of course, but they turned colors like everything else did in the ’30s.

    Calvin: So why didn’t old black and white photos turn color too?

    Dad: Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?


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