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I know that feeling.
ha ha
Could it be any more true? I feel this way daily! hahaha
it’s unhip
to think you can
improve upon mother nature.
besides, who wants
to be an art face?
i do! i do!
wow it’s like I’m looking in a mirror
This is hilarious, around here we have a saying that goes like this: “If I were looking any better it would be kitschy”, but this is even better, I think it wouldn’t work that well in German though.
Forget Photoshop–I think that chicken would look BEST on a skewer with some veggies…or maybe in some kind of curry & rice dish…
Ha ha…Funny!
If only we could wake up each morning and Photoshop ourselves…
Have a zit? Ctrl-Z…
Everybody here seems to feel like this. The average “Savage Chickens Reader” must be very attractive.
I wonder if Doug makes up faces to people here in his mind (except for robert williams).
What would I look like….? &=^
Omg LOL instant favourite cartoon.
A professional narcissist would say, “I am better-looking (perfect-looking, actually), but those dratted mirrors uglify me!”