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ROTFL…. true, true.. totally luv ur cartoons dude.. this is amongst the first couple of site i open before i start my day @ office… 🙂
Absolute logical! It CAN’T taste terrible.
Lol
You want the perfect fries with that?
The perfect burger? Reminds me of “The Leaning Tower of Pizza Burger” from a King of Queens episode.
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ignorance is bliss
like on Big Bang Theory the other week:
Sheldon:”mom made the best apple pie”
Sheldon’s mother:”and you know what the secret ingredient was?”
neighbor:”love”
sheldon’s mother: “no; nutmeg”
Doug, I had no idea that “market research” was synonymous with “ground beef waste parts stuck together with trans-fats.” But it makes total sense, now you mention it.
i remember listening to music that was market researched. i was told they put hundreds of people in a room and let them vote for the songs they liked best.
the station only played the top selections, the ones people liked the best.
at first, they were pleasant enough tunes for me to listen to. then they became annoying, like eating too many sugar cookies.
most market research defaults to “eye candy” mode: it looks good, tastes good, sounds good at first notice. but once you recognise the mask, you often realize there’s nothing substantial behind it.
Well it could be worse, like a chiken patty??? I’ll stick to eating buger!!! Doug keep it up and you will have your own book of Chicken post-it notes… Let me know when you get one I’ll be the frist to buy!! I love how you make me laugh, Thanks TD
Four words: Burger King Steakhouse Burger.
What a mess that was.
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