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‘squat’ never sounds good either….
If furtive is one of those words, try saying the word “crotch” without getting in trouble. Another term that always gets giggles from fifth-graders, is “nipple,” which is where one puts the ignition cap on a black powder rifle.
Fecund
Ooo, ooo, let’s not forget schist, masticate, mensurate and rectory. Oops, sorry, hope I didn’t steal your thunder…
The word that always gets me is ‘moist’. Say it a few times slow… Isn’t it a disgusting word?
Sausage.
Wienerschnitzle
Grunties.
On the other hand, almost everthing can sound dirty if you say it right.
When writing create the right mood.
Mmmh….yeah….particle accelerator.
Timmy teaches you everything you need, here and here.
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you have to know how
to say it though: lunchhhh
Wankel Rotary Engine. ::snicker::
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How come no one mentioned that “Today is Dictionary Day, a day to honor Noah Webster, born on this date in 1758.” And what about Uranus 🙂
@ Luwano – Lol… mmm particle accelerator…
@ Doug – i dont think Furtive is a dirtly word, neither does it sound like one! 😛
I though “furtive” was what animals get like in the winter time. For example: The rabbits are very furtive this time of year.
Hey wait a minute…
Words like ramrod, seamen, angina, masticate, abreast, Uranus, cockles … my god… it’s an on going series! 😛
What about “bifurcate?”
And the Brits can make ANYTHING sound dirty, right Trog? …and truly dirty words sound even better when spoken by a Brit. Even the mild ones like “trollop.”
I always liked “rectify”…. “
“frolic”
I kept saying this word in my head ALL day long…the more you repeat it, the more you think of a caterpillar crawling along…furtive, furtive, furtive.
🙂
Jiffy
To be fair, the Onion pre-empted everyone on masticate.
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle733.jpg
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