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ummmm, I think its spelled krunking. like getting krunked. aka drunk
… When i´m alone in the elevator, i … i… Put my finger inside my nouse…
You continue to amaze me with your chicken humour.
Krumping… funny to say, but painful to watch.
(BTW great new site design.)
Dude, wud love to have more ‘global’ references.. a lot of us ain’t americans… 🙁
How about “When I’m alone in the lift, I practice my schuhplattling”? 😉
Yeah, whatthehell is krumping? Me, I still jump at the end of the ride, to try to hit the ceiling, like when I was a kid.
Crucifire: I’m American, and I still don’t know what the heck that means. Even after looking it up on UrbanDictionary.com I’m still not sure.
now this was funny
People, insert any type of “dancing” for “krumping”:
break-dancing
ballroom
Highland
salsa
whatever turns your crank!
and it is equally funny…
i look for cameras first,
then i sing.
Thoroughly Modern Millie! (Thoroughly Modern Chicken?)
In the above-named movie, so many dancers practiced dancing in the hotel elevator that the only way to get it to move was to work on your tap-dance (or whatever) routine.
Krumping! ^^
“schuhplattling”? Sounds like that should be done with tennis rackets on your feet!
I sing in elevators too, I don’t mind singing in front of people, though. The listeners have to endure it, not me.
Imagine a “Schuhplattling” chicken. It already looks funny when humans do it.
BTW I’m not sure what krumping is supposed to be, even when I see it.
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and i thought i was the only one who did that. well sometimes i do the chicken dance 😛
I fart in the elevator and blame in on my boyfriend. Now I will add krumping to the mix.
I’m always adjusting bra-straps…damn frustrating! I’ll try krumping next time!
JerseyBricklayer, it actually IS called “Krumping.” Krump is an urban dance style, which was profiled in the documentary “Rize.” For more info, see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krumping#Krumping_in_popular_culture
Crucifire, Doug is in Canada not the US. Where are you? Have you considered reading a web comic based in your neck of the woods?
I must say, this krumpology thread has been very interesting.
Here’s a video of Krumping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vTo2p3F_v8
Meh. Krumping doesn’t look as funny as French people doing Techtonic, but it’s still pretty funny if a chicken’s doing it.
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