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Lonely chicken. Yes, I could see how that could be a problem. Chickens like bugs, perhaps your chicken could join an entomology club to meet like-thinking chickens. Ads never work.
The original draft sounds more like Timmy. Or may be Timmy assisted in the first draft on the importance of sharing true feelings 🙂
The right SYC will see right through that chicken scratch, not seeing it as a cry for help or the scars of deep narcissitic wounds but rather as sincere offer of a shallow soul crushing relationship.
Sometimes the truth isn’t all that attractive!
Wasn’t it Colbert that talked about “truthiness”?
Keep creating…a story worth sharing,
Mike
Wow, the original would have really bombed on match.com but would have flown on plentyofchicks.com 😉
HAHA..!! And my stepdad takes HIS metal detector to the beach on occasion. My mom thinks it’s neat.
This reminds me of a They Might Be Giants song: “My Metal Detector.”
Tangential, yes, and perhaps geeky too, but at least not crossed out.
So, the chicken is yellow? I always thought they were see-thru. 😉