Savage Chickens - The Notebook

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7 Responses to The Notebook

  1. Seth says:

    Oh common… don’t leave us hanging! Tell! Tell!

  2. ItsAChickThing says:

    There once was a chicken (not from Keswick)
    Who knew she should be posting in Limerick
    And it would be best
    To use words like ‘thigh’ and ‘breast’
    And to be first she had to be quick!

  3. Dani says:

    I can see it now…There once was a lady from Wheeling, who slipped on a banana peeling. She fell on her back and ___________ and exclaimed, “Oh what a feeling!”

  4. Keith says:

    The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
    Thought the chicken a hideous creature.
    The chicken, with that,
    Took a dump in his hat.
    And thus did the hen reward Beecher.

  5. lindylu says:

    man… I hate that when you can’t even pay anyone to listen to you. Therapy sucks.

  6. Seraphine says:

    chickens don’t get the respect they deserve.

  7. Trog says:

    There once was a shrink from Vancouver
    Who prompted the following manoeuvre:
    Suck fat from your rear, buy dumb yoga gear,
    and soon you’ll be happy and smoother.

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