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Chocolate bullets. Now that can’t be so bad, can it?
HA! It’s literally, “death by chocolate.” NOT a bad way to go, I say.<~~chocoholic
Mmmm… chocolate bullets *drool*
Great! Next you’ll tell us that the tooth fairy raises quarters through the sale of black market ivory and bush meat.
Heh. How long did it take to draw all those bottles?
Now that’s a bunny with a record.
O.M.G.! My fundamentalist friends have been trying to convince me that Easter is really a pagan holiday, and now I see that it is TRUE!
…Unfortunately, I have to make the point that those aren’t actually chocolate bullets.
See, it LOOKS a lot like bunnies produce Cocoa Puffs, but… err, those ain’t chocolate.
Just so the liquor salesman knows that he’s not going to be shot with REAL chocolate. :-/
…does NOT
So…instead of leaving milk and cookies like we do for Santa, we should leave the Easter Bunny some spare ammo?
One doesn’t “earn” money by robbing liquor stores, one “steals” money.
That bunny has a lot to answer for.
Chocolates bought with stolen money always taste bitter.
Couldn’t the bunny work in a petting zoo for the rest of the year to earn enough money to buy the chocolates? Those would taste extra-sweet.