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Legalize Catnip! 😛
Wow, spot-on political humor! Many plants–coca and the opium poppy included–were used safely by people for thousands of years until profit-loving evildoers started exploiting their addictive properties on a massive scale.
Banning plants and drugs only drives up the price and thus the profit made by criminals. Legalize all drugs and teach responsible use!
should chickens and worms really be friends?
Public Service Announcement: If you don’t talk to your cats about catnip…
Traditionally plant material is smoked in rolled joints. If the cat was boiling out the nepetalactone then she would have some sort of crystals or sludge which would be difficult to get into a rolled state unless she added it back to plant material. If she had just the extract most likely she would be smoking it out of a glass pipe.
Dear Doug,
Two years ago you made a birthday chicken for my mom and me on my 16th birthday. Since then we’ve still been faitfully reading, laughing at, and telling everyone we know about your comics and next Saturday (the 3rd) is my 18th birthday. Is there any way I can get another birthday chicken? You’d make it the best 18th birthday ever. 🙂
PS That Friday is our Homecoming at my school and I’m in the parade.
cats could sell cracknip for a living and buy all the mechanical mice they desire…then the cracknip alley wars would break out…
Next it will be sugar crystals!
Another one my sister could appreciate..;)
I believe that this correlates with Denis Leary’s theory about drug use, which is that it too often leads to ill-advised experiments with burning/boiling items…and/or carpentry projects by stoned people.
Next thing you know kitty will be making a catnip bong out of a hunk of gouda, and end up with his whiskers singed by melted cheese. Sad.
I must also point out that I did due diligence AND was amused when I clicked through the google ad for a robotic litterbox, which actually cost more than the brand-name toilet I bought for us humans last year.
I guess the question is if Poet-Bot would take one home for the night if he had too much electricity, or if they’re strictly the Untouchable caste of the robot kingdom.