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  1. steve says:

    it is common knowledge that unicorns do enjoy the odd kebab or two, but how does he eat them? does the unicorn have some un-naturally long tongue?

    where does your inspiration come from Doug?

    thanks again, you make my day.

    : )

  2. Justin says:

    Unicorns usually travel in pairs, and occasionally larger groups as well. Thus they technically eat the food off another’s horn. Horses have retained this inbred technique, though it has devolved into more of a nuzzling maneuver.

  3. DarkHawke says:

    Maybe also corndogs? Cocktail weenies and/or pigs in a blanket? Just wonderin’.

  4. ed says:

    How about corndogs and Rotisserie Chicken! Healthy food!

  5. Luwano says:

    As it’s Oktoberfest-time in Germany, you should not forget “Steckerlfish”! (Take a look)

    Btw any chance for a Oktoberfest-themed cartoon this year?

  6. Jon says:

    Where’s the deep fried Snickers bar? Candy Apples?

  7. karina says:

    unicorns have prehensile horns!

  8. Tony Bond says:

    Deep Fried Alfalfa on a Stick
    with a side of Horseradish – Yum


  9. EpicFail says:

    Obviously their sugar filled diet results for their unbearably cheery reputation…and apparent disinclination to make both of their eyes focus in the same direction.

    =D I love these comics, thanks Mr. Savage!

  10. Seraphine says:

    everyone knows unicorns eat grass. i see them at night grazing in the park. sometimes they talk to owls. they also like to ride the merry-go-round.

  11. shanadien says:

    They eat marshmallows!! But… but… I heard that unicorns poop marshmallows!

  12. Stace says:

    Did Doug recently attend the fair? And go for a ride on the carousel after eating some fair fare?

  13. Aud says:

    Brilliant…although the unicorn looks like it doesn’t have a clue as to why all that food keeps appearing on its horn. Magic, remember…?

  14. charybdis4000 says:

    @ steve:
    And if Justin’s reasoning doesn’t work for you, an episode of Charlie the Unicorn on YouTube matches one of your questions.

    Great as always, Doug!

  15. Aziza says:

    alternative caption:

    serving tonight at unicorn diners!

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