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I’ll stop robbing banks for icecream. then again, i’d have to start robbing banks first.
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What a positive role model for kids! No gratuitous violence!
How you can go from Goldilocks to this is amazing.
Why is it that when whenever I read “The Positive Reinforcer” I hear an echo? Too much tv as a kid I guess.
You should make Lemon Man.
He sends out Lemon Clones to squeeze lemon juice in the eyes of the villains.
Just an idea, Doug.
He might not be so useless, it looks like one of the robbers is seriously considering his offer…
so not so useless after all, eh?
also, UM should trademark his smiley face brand, i bet he can make a lot of money from that.
My God – I think I know the secret identity of the Positive Reinforcer! And to think all these years I just knew her as Grandma! Granted, she looks a lot more like a chicken in costume…but the hair is close to the same.
Nothing acts as a better reinforcer than ice cream.
Or cake.
Or both.
Holy Cow that’s funny!! Totally made my psych degree worthwhile. I now have an alternate career as *super hero announcer voice* Bank Robbery Preventor.
Yay!! Return of the UM! Love that smiley shirt. How can you not feel positive around a chicken in a smiley shirt?
@Big Egg: I would love to see that…
P.S. You could actually do a 360 and have the Positive Reinforcer buy them spiked ice cream AND/or cake, then get those robbers drunk and do the PR’s bidding and rob more banks. Then after they’re sober, tell them they’ll get ice cream if they stop robbing banks…
(my own twisted, evil logic..MWUAHAHAHAHA…)
Thanks for making The Yellow Onion, Doug!