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lol, xylophobia!
I’ve often thought about the tools of the common vampire: dark nights with no moon, transformation into a bat (which adds a whole new dimention for you chicken vampire), the cape to add drama, as well as tooth picks, floss and mouthwash.
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do I win a t-shirt?
wow.. i always thought, hey, being a zombie must be pretty easy living.. sleeping til noon, staying up all night, no need to look good in public, no trouble about that what-shall-i-eat-today-thing..
but you opened my eyes. thank you doug, that makes my non-zombie-living a bit easier. thank you.
Xylophobia – just brilliant
The other ‘plain latin’ made-up terms are only the ‘cover’ to reach maximum effect with this ludicrous one!
Not to forget: eisoptrophobia – fear of mirrors!
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Pass the Sanguivoriphobia please…
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Xylophobia !
XD
:)) nice ending
HA, best end panel ever! – I thout xylophobia was fear of xylophones
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.