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19 Responses to Food Poisoning

  1. steve says:

    lol, I did wonder one day if licking the underside of the fridge would kill me, or just make me ill.

    : )

  2. steve says:

    i decided that I probably shouldn’t try it

    : )

  3. momow says:

    omg doug, you are useful TOO.
    thanks alot. This tip will definitely be used. Last time’s “one day flu” was kind of a failure…

  4. Andrew Clunn says:

    Oh no! My secret’s out!

  5. AGirlNamedCorrie says:

    OMG…I totally should have done this today…

    Mental note: Birthday coming up this Wednesday…call in and say that I got food poisoning eating out to celebrate. The math editing will handle itself for a day. :^)

  6. George says:

    A friend of mine once “phoned in well.” He claimed he felt too good to ruin the day by working.

    The funny thing is, he actually got away with it!

  7. double meaning says:

    When I said to my boss that my bathroom smells worse than a public toilet, and that I fart like a horse, he said to me, that I do not have to come to work today. ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. DarkHawke says:

    ‘Cept, that’s not really a fake sick day, unless you view either puking or constant diarrhea (or both!) as excellent recreational activities. Kinda rare when work isn’t the preferred alternative.

  9. Harold says:

    Awesome tip, I am sure my boss used this not too long ago :).

    Can I request an olympics cartoon with an ookpik? We need more fuzzy creatures.

  10. Joe Cosper says:

    Yeah, we never ask about the “embarrasing symptoms”, however, we have one guy who always insists on telling them…just to be certain that we believe him!

  11. Tom says:

    You can sometimes get out of describing the symptoms with a simple “you don’t want to know”.

    And, as a handy tip, if they *do* want to know, it’s time for new job somewhere else.

  12. Randall says:

    I was thinking about calling in today… but decided to be responsible instead (crazy, I know!). I’ll keep it in mind for next time. ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. Asmodean says:

    I’ve used the food poisoning one once. I mentioned problems at “both ends” and the manager quickly made some excuses to end the conversation and see me back at work when I felt better.

  14. Karla says:

    HA HA HA!!! It’s funny because it’s true! Not too useful for the guys, but menstrual ailments hit the same mark. Excellent… ๐Ÿ˜€

  15. Amir Syafrudin says:

    I thought Food Poisoning doesn’t work anymore. They are, you know, too easy. ๐Ÿ˜€

  16. Henrik says:

    10 points to chickens! Guess what I am having today? ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. Wildbird says:

    Embarassing moments like catalope gowing out of your ears

  18. Mohan says:

    Awesomeness ๐Ÿ™‚

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