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12 Responses to Marketrol!

  1. I’m sure I’ve had a ‘few’ thousand spam emails about this product…. I wonder if they do a bundle deal on Marketrol and Viagra or if buying the former negates the need for the latter… A man could go mad contemplating the complexities.

  2. steve says:

    lol, that’s great, but how do you become addicted?

    : )

  3. BarefootMedia says:

    WOW! Sounds like they’ve combined heroin and cocaine into a wonderful new concoction. FDA approval is assured, if they can only get the board to try it first.

  4. Andrew Clunn says:

    Viral marketing meets chemical warfare. Nice.

  5. vanessa says:

    neurostranglers!?!?!?! i laughed til i peed and then i laughed at that!

  6. mike says:

    i don’t think i understand what it does, but i’m SURE i need this medication TODAY!

  7. coeur says:

    That’s hilarious, except this isn’t the world’s first self-marketing ingestible. Chocolate is. 😉

  8. willwot says:

    When, where, and who do I just give up my mind to ensure that I never run out, because I am already hooked based on its excellent advertising. Man that was too easy back to day 1. One day at a time, Hi my name is Bwak and I am addicted

    @BarefootMedia the concoction to which you refer to has done a number on quite a few people. You could have asked John Belushi but he died from it.

  9. willwot says:

    Can I get a new 24 hour coin?

  10. kristina says:

    To be taken in conjunction with Fuckitol, which makes you not care about all of your other fears/stresses/worries…

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