Time for my annual batch of chicken pirates, to help celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Only one more week until the big day!
In the mean time, you can catch up on my thirty or so pirate cartoons from previous years!
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Oh, Rrrrrrrrr-rated fact about ye barnacles, straight from the scurvy depths of Wikipedia:
To facilitate genetic transfer between isolated individuals, barnacles have extraordinarily long penises. Barnacles probably have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom.
YAY, Savage Like A Pirate Week! 😀
This one is extra funny for me because my boyfriend calls me barnacle
Talk Like a Pirate Day is my birthday!
I’ve found barnacles to be both clingy and shellfish. Move on to another dating circle.
And they’d hardly ever open up and when they did it was to eat or mate.
You never knew if a dinner date would end up with being banned from the restaurant.
Interesting in a stuck up sort of way
Well, at least they’re used to being left high and dry.
That pun was so good/terrible that I actually, physically facepalmed.
Barnicles are always sticking it to others
Hermaphrodites from different superphylums dating – how would that work?
OUI…