Cartoonists are required by law to make a fart joke at least once every 200 days.
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Who needs magic beans for that… Oh, is it just me that farts like the dickens
If that law is really on the books, it shows exactly what’s on the average legislator’s mind most of the time.
As a child, he would have had to prove to me that The Dickens actually farts before I bought the beans.
No wonder my chicken likes to eat beans and fart from them all the time. Ugh!
Farts ARE funny!
LOL Like the Dickens, or like Dickens? Great Expellations?
flatulence hehe
about farts was 212 days ago… :/
and 210 days before that… 🙁
67 days before that 😀
31 days before that :DD
223 days before that X(
70 days before that 😐
95 days before that 🙂
634 days before that! o.O
153 days before that -_-
47 days before that ^-^
272 days before that ?_?
52 days before that =)
404(joke not found) days before that (-_-;)
76 days before that :]
and 124 days before that :}.
I must congratulate you on the improvement in your drawing skills but you broke the law 6 times and i must arrest you.
that jobless 😐
Nicely done! It’s a wonder I wasn’t taken to court by the Cartoonist Fart Tribunal for that whopping 634-day stretch. Egad!
Maybe they took my butt jokes and poop jokes into consideration. 🙂
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY
are soon farted
Precious.
I didn’t see that one coming.
Fart Like The Dickens was the name of my high school grunge band. 🙂
We stunk.
Shoulda gone funk.
Sounds bluegrass to me. Fart Like the Dickens & Their Finger-Pickin’ Chickens?
Sincerity over all!