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19 Responses to Taxonomy

  1. David de Groot says:

    Clearly you’ve not met a Kangaroo then:

  2. Abigail Michell says:

    Kangaroos, like all Australian wildlife, are totally badass. They can run kill you with one kick or even with their tail, and if you try to run away they can run so much faster than you (up to 70km/h faster than most speed limits), jump over you and when they catch up and kill you with surprise by giving you a heart attack. Oh yeah and they box for fun.

  3. Anon. says:

    Ticks? Fleas?

  4. Ant says:

    Ants aren’t badass? ๐Ÿ™

  5. wllwot says:

    Seems irrefutable despite evidence to the contrary (i.e. kangaroos, ticks, fleas, frogs (give’m a lick and see where they send you), rabbit and chinchilla (rabid they are killers)) crickets are not badass?

  6. Paul says:

    What we really need is a drawing of that bear riding into battle on the crocodile. I would start hopping out of sheer terror at the sight of that…

  7. Doug says:

    Alas, the kangaroo failed to meet the stringent badass criteria for this study, probably due to its outward adorableness. And that cutesy pouch. ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Karen says:

    Yay!!! Awesome, thank you for the badass birthday cartoon ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. chuckskyline says:

    Don’t Chickens sort of hop around? Instead of flying?

  10. Wildbird says:

    Sparrows hop to

  11. MyName says:

    Clearly you’ve never met BunBun from Sluggy Freelance.

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