Kangaroos, like all Australian wildlife, are totally badass. They can run kill you with one kick or even with their tail, and if you try to run away they can run so much faster than you (up to 70km/h faster than most speed limits), jump over you and when they catch up and kill you with surprise by giving you a heart attack. Oh yeah and they box for fun.
Seems irrefutable despite evidence to the contrary (i.e. kangaroos, ticks, fleas, frogs (give’m a lick and see where they send you), rabbit and chinchilla (rabid they are killers)) crickets are not badass?
Clearly you’ve not met a Kangaroo then:
http://www.gifbin.com/982859
Good for this kangaroo! But yeah, the bad-assedness of the larger of that species is definitely there!
Kangaroos, like all Australian wildlife, are totally badass. They can run kill you with one kick or even with their tail, and if you try to run away they can run so much faster than you (up to 70km/h faster than most speed limits), jump over you and when they catch up and kill you with surprise by giving you a heart attack. Oh yeah and they box for fun.
Ticks? Fleas?
Ants aren’t badass? 🙁
Jack Jumper Ants are seriously badass. Don’t believe me? Try getting bitten by one. And, like their name suggests, they hop (well, jump. Same thing).
Same for other species like army ants. 😉
Seems irrefutable despite evidence to the contrary (i.e. kangaroos, ticks, fleas, frogs (give’m a lick and see where they send you), rabbit and chinchilla (rabid they are killers)) crickets are not badass?
What we really need is a drawing of that bear riding into battle on the crocodile. I would start hopping out of sheer terror at the sight of that…
Yes I want to see bears on battle crocodiles now!
Alas, the kangaroo failed to meet the stringent badass criteria for this study, probably due to its outward adorableness. And that cutesy pouch. 🙂
Just because something is adorable doesn’t mean that thing isn’t badass.
Take Kirby for example.
Too true. But I’m just a cartoonist… I’ll leave the science to the fictional scientist chickens 🙂
Yay!!! Awesome, thank you for the badass birthday cartoon 🙂
happy birthday!
Don’t Chickens sort of hop around? Instead of flying?
Great comic, but: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/why-you-should-never-ever-get-in-a-fight-with-a-k
🙂
Sparrows hop to
Clearly you’ve never met BunBun from Sluggy Freelance.