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wonder if the chicken could afford Free Range Airlines …
yes, actually, many airlines now include “extra leg room” seating, and other options in between coach and first class.
In fact I almost won the extra legroom in a spin to win game, but instead I won priority seating, so I got to go on the plane when the first class people did. A friend got the extra legroom, which was great because she has back and hip trouble. She ended up with a row to herself and could actually lay down
That’s good to hear!
I wonder if airlines will ever change “Economy Class” to “Repeatedly Hitting You With A Hammer Class”, so that they can start charging a premium fee for Economy. I know I’d pay extra to stop being hit with a hammer! 🙂
Haha, yes I would pay extra for that too
Sure, you can ride on the wing!
That would be ssm class semi-sadomasochistic class.
Ride in a large crate in the baggage compartment
Sit back and relax on the tail of the plane like the bird in the old WESTERN AIRLINES ads did THE ONLY WAY TO FLY
All aboard the “We are not flying” plane!