The Breakup
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Would the chicken dump a giant ant? Obviously, ant and spider do not get along!
…and if our relationship gets serious you’ll want to eat me.
Well, what is it about you that makes it you and not me? Sure I get that you love scurrying around in the barnyard pecking at bugs in the dirt some of which could be spi.. . what a minute this dinner party, you thought my e-harmony picture was to size and you didn’t understand BBS acronym.
I saw you eyeing the waitress.
At least I think one of your many, many eyes was.
How could you break up with such a beautiful woman?!?!
Oh the other hand, I guess that means she’s available now…
By which I mean it’s you.
In this case, I would recommend sending that message long-distance.