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8 Responses to Mystery

  1. Jackson says:

    Incorrect. The rotating electrostatic field generated in a household dryer destabilizes a sub-dimension, opening a rift in Spacetime. The size of the typical dryer, and it’s speed, predisposes the rift to accept objects of a particular size, whose topological geometry matches that of a subspace manifold between the universes. By an amazing coincidence, this favors socks but not underwear, for example.

    Admittedly, this would be much more difficult to draw.

    • Willwot says:

      The reason for socks over underwear is the necessary need for two of the same. It is this numeral two used in conjunction with electrostatic discharges that may indeed be the cause of the space time rift. But it maybe the necessary need for string involved in the string theory of quantum physics and only the singular of two provides the best string.

      Man this Bigfoot research is fun…

  2. Linda says:

    Makes perfect sense!

  3. Bat says:

    Next up: Where do all the sock monkeys come from?

  4. Ada says:

    You know what they say about big feet right? Big socks!

  5. Leak says:

    Bigfoot? More like “Socksquatch”…

  6. Ron says:

    Scientific Fact: the intensity of the residual static cling actually impacts the way that light is reflected by the sasquatch… creating the illusion on camera that he is out of focus.

  7. Wildbird says:

    WHERE HAVE ALL THE MISSING SOCK GONE,LONG TIME PASSING,WHERE HAVE ALL THE THE MISSING SOCKS GONE,LONE TIME AGO,WHERE HAVE ALL THE MISSING SOCKS GONE,GONE BIGFOOT EVERYONE

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