It’s my annual Halloween Contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win the Grand Prize:
- a signed copy of my new Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy book
- a Laser Moose t-shirt
And I’ll also give away two more signed books as Runner-up Prizes. To enter the contest, tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook or Pinterest or Google+. Or send it to me the old fashioned way via my contact form. Winners to be announced on Halloween!
You Might Also Like:
If you liked this, please share it!
151 Responses to Halloween Contest 2016
Leave a Reply to Bat Cancel reply
Buy my new book!
He’s dead, Jim!
“I’m Batman.”
I have some bats to exchange!
I got a chocolate covered cease-and-desist from DC Comics!
Entry 1:”Do you have dead parents in your bag?”
Entry 2: “If people don’t give me candy I throw them throough the window. And you?”
Entry 3: “I’m not wearing a costume,”
Mmm…I could replace Robin with him!
Alfred filled my bag with delicious bat-flavored biscuits
Yes I realize that you’re Spock playing Hamlet. But “Batman and Spocklet”? Really?
‘They asked me who I was… I really hit rock bottom this year’
“Oh sorry, we must have mistaken the bags. That one is mine.”
“Would you _please_ put that thing back in its bag? You’re not Hamlet!”
“Well it’s not Misha Collins.”
not what I meant when I said we would be doing skull crushers in our workout tomorrow Gary.
That’s a new one! I still stand by the tree shaped ones though. They just have a better peanut butter to chocolate ratio.
Red shirt huh? Well nice knowing you…
“Welp, that’s the fifth house in a row to give us all ‘Nerds’, I’m sensing a theme.”
I got a rock.
What? A “Sugar Daddy”? Real sensitive, Mrs. Johnson!
Hey cutie, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Last time we go to Hamlet’s house.
I heard ‘Klingons do not… pursue relationships. They conquer that which they desire’, huh?! So what’s the what?
I got a rock. (Had to be said)
Set your phaser to stun and we’ll make out like bandits.
Stickers! “Vote for–” Aw, Man!
What kind of sicko gives out dead chicken head hand puppets?
Now remember: It’s “Trick or treat!” not “Have you heard the good news about the Great Pumpkin?”
Mr & Mrs Yorrick give out weird candy!
I TOLD you Mbogu’s Voodoo Lounge gave out great stuff! Wasn’t that our 3rd grade teacher?
Trick-or-treating at General Tso’s house always gives me the creeps! Let’s try Col Sanders’ place next!
Haha! Now make him say, “Gimme some sugar, Baby!”
“Captain Kirk performing Hamlet”?! You’re a very weird chick, Gertrude!
No, I don’t think they’ll give an extra treat for him. Nice try, though.
Cool! Hey! Where’d your sister go?
Well, what kind of moron sees if they can fit their whole fist inside a skull? You’ll just have to wait til we get home.
I’m a crime fighter, not a miracle worker.
I got lots of Reece’s Pieces, you want some?
Keep calm, Tricorder readings indicate that it is… plastic.
Jim, I am a vigilante not a miracle worker!
Guano trade?
You got a Chicken skull?!? All I got was a rock…
I got a rock.
Come on man! Cybernetic arms shouldn’t run on Vista.
Okay I’ll stall while you grab the candy basket.
your hand puppet companion got the costume as well?
Just another one of those hippie granola and guano bars.
Alas! Poor Romeo, looking for candy to get his head ripped off by a deadly foe.
Was that awkward trick or treating at your boss’s house?
Don’t look so shocked, he chose to wear a red shirt.
Was that a trick or a treat?!..
Just fix him Bones, the procedure should be simple.
“He must have been wearing the red costume”
alternatives:
“Hamlet never said ‘Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra'”
“I don’t think that will get you twice the candy”
Sweet! You got a regular size!
“I’ll give you this batarang for that tricorder.”
Dang. Joker’s handing out candy corn again this year.
No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!
“A single episode from the original series? You’ve taken nerddom to a new level!”
KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude! I can introduce you to a really good proctologist
Option 1: “It’s not the nutrition we deserve, but the candy we need.”
Option 2: “That pumpkin didn’t need his body anyway. Can I have an arm??”
“Lucky! I only got a torso.”
I laughed out loud to that one! That one really deserves to win!
“You got the wrong orphan.”
Why are the eyes on your fish so far back?
This is the last year I go to the Invisible Man’s house. He just pretends to give us invisible candy.
Yeah, looks like you have a new guy on the transporter controls.
“I look stupid in a Batman costume? Well at least I’m not walking around in a Star Wars uniform… “
Oh yuck. Raw chicken … All over the candies
Stop making that thing say ‘Trek or Tweet’.
It ate all our candies?
DAD??!!!
“Alas, poor Yorick! Maybe with that Star Trek costume he might get less tricks and more treats this year.”
I didn’t think you meant heads would ACTUALLY roll if anyone gave out pennies again.
“Let’s skip the next block, I hear that Sarlacc guy never gives out any good treats.”
Ha ha. I love the way you make it blame Scotty for its current predicament
Batman: “Do you want to check my candy for poison?”
Red shirt: “Okay!”
Wow, you got one of those Indiana Jones chocolate skulls with the raspberry brain filling?
I think the phaser prop wasn’t made in China
Scotty, I think you missed something
I told Robin that he was technically a red-shirt…
You know your friend would probably do better grabbing candy if he did’t have his hand stuck where it is!
What a numbskull.
Not really what I had in mind when you said you had a bone to pick.
The email said we were supposed to bring spare ribs!
“The Lecter house always gives out the strangest treats”
It seems to be bat guano!
“My parents are coming as zombies!”
Hunh…apparently the Commander Troi slash Captain Picard costume DOES get you double candy…
Well I’ll be damned. Apparently adding Picard to your costume DID get you double candy!
Haha love this one
…Are you gonna eat that?
Isn’t Pacman meant to be eating the ghost, not the other way round
The treats from the Addams family are getting worse by the year
Still nothing! Post Brexit effect,’you think?
You know you’re only supposed to put candy in there, right?
Jesus, how old is that egg?
Dang! I forgot to feed Furby…17 years ago.
is that… Candy?
I think this will be my last performance. I’m really not enjoying this modern take on Shakespeare.
“Ugh, this is indeed bad – man”
What do you mean by “Nevermore”?
Looks like u got Mr. Pengiun? Let’s swap – I got Commander Worf’s
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horroratio!
All I got was some more stale plotlines.
This is hilarious. 😀
Okay, that makes 23 bags of Superman gummies so far.
“Foget this house they are paleo-vegan!
I got a palm heart and an ear of wheat!”
I guess you could save it for next year and put a candle on it.
“oh dear… let me get some mints in my bag for your halitosis”
“that’s what happens when you don’t bring snacks while waiting for the great pumpkin”
“yes, *technically” it is a dinosaur puppet, but still…”
Wow, your prosthetics guy has a weird sense of humour.
This is why you shouldn’t be a red shirt.
yes! we finally found the head of the headless horsechicken
Hmm, interesting! That indentation of the occipital bone suggests he might have died crossing the street.
the headless horsechicken always hands out crap he doesn’t use
The candy is out there, Scully. Also – I’m so not The Human Bat, I’m Batchicken!
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
“I warned you about that Colonel fella”
“C’mon…throwing severed heads is the new egging!”
No, I will not trade you my full-sized Snickers bar for a candy skull.
Huh. Either this is the biggest candy skull ever… Or I know why Billy isn’t trick-r-treating with us this year…
“Dad? Is that you?”
“Aww, mine is way smaller, and licorice.”
Alas, poor Robin! I knew him, Jim.
“It’s McCoy, not Macbeth!”
So that’s where Robin went
“Creepy Ventroloquist Kirk”.. yes, i will grant you that IS more original than my Batman costume.
No Mr. Shatner, I do not think a “Hamlet Soliloquy” is a fair trade for my Reese’s Pieces!
Of course you can have my candy, Lord Hypnoskull!
You wanted M&Ms but you got the bones of an Eminem fan.
Someone has a sense of humor darker than any villain in Gotham!
Yeah, I always skip Khan’s house. Last year he handed out the entrails of the defilers. This year its the heads of his enemies.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
I hate going to Two-Face’s house. Half of his treats are literal pieces of crap.
Raisins again. Not the treat that I want, but the treat I deserve.
Robins Eggs? I wonder what that means?
When your parents are dead all candy is a joke.
Guys, I don’t think I’m going to be able to eat these cookies shaped like Martha and Thomas Wayne heads.
You keep out of it, Kirk. This is between me and the little bastard next to you!
Beam me up! There isn’t any intelligent candy here
I’ll do you one better! Somewhere in my bag i have a crystal one that i got from the Spielberg house… no one wanted them for some reason.
Your Lieutenant Bailey and Balok costume is great, but if you don’t stop asking for tranya at every house we stop at, you can trick-or-treat by yourself!
KHAN,KHAN
We always get weird stuff when we trick or treat at the prfessor’s house.
Alas, you couldn’t decide which Patrick Stewart character to go as again this year?
No, Dia de los Pollos Muertos is tomorrow night.
Is it from my dad or from yours?
“Listen on this house I will be the only one doing the talki…oh jeez now I am replying to your creepy ventriloquist’s dummy.. this is bad–“
Look at that! You got all Right Twixs and I got all Left Twixs!
Please tell me that’s the most realistic sugar skull I’ve ever seen.
I dunno Jim, it could be white or dark meat…
now stick your fingers through the eyeholes and make them look like worms
no you’re not…I’m batman. see my cape?