Halloween Contest 2022
It’s time for my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a complete set of my four Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books, courtesy of my publisher Andrews McMeel, who is graciously supplying the prizes! Thank you, Andrews McMeel!

To enter the contest, tell me what is being said in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook or Pinterest or Instagram. Or send it to me via my contact form. I’ll choose three winners, to be announced on Halloween!

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64 Responses to Halloween Contest 2022

  1. Eitan says:

    Now, where did I put my broomstick?

  2. Vili says:

    In hindsight, I should have gone with the “treat” option.

  3. Trickety Treat says:

    This is a great street for trick-or-treat… if you like coconuts!

  4. Roland says:

    Finally! No try-hard neighors to compete against in the decorations contest.

  5. Steve says:

    I think that genie needs to have his hearing checked, but at least I’m not a ham on rye.

  6. Valentina Gheorghe says:

    This isn’t the neighborhood with the full-sized candy bars…

  7. Marcos says:

    Well, at least there are no pesky children asking for candy here.

  8. Jason says:

    No eggs or toilet paper to clean up this year!

  9. Shea Parkes says:

    I was told there would be an ample supply of newts.

  10. Joshua Baergen says:

    Looks like I went overboard with decorations this year!

  11. GeekOfAllThings says:

    I hope I have enough treats for all the Trick-Or-Treaters I’ll be getting.

  12. Nahtmmm says:

    Okay, so brooms made of ice are a bad idea.

  13. Stiv says:

    Halloween Island is nowhere near as fun as Easter Island.

  14. Matt says:

    Alright, Jack-o-Wilson, I’m still waiting on the Treat.

  15. Ron Sharcott says:

    The other contestant voted themselves off the island because I dress like this year round.

  16. Matt says:

    I don’t think I’m going to get much candy in THIS neighborhood.

  17. Matt says:

    I really should’ve been more clear when I asked that genie to make me a sandwich.

  18. Peter Winstead says:

    Last time I fly on ambien!

  19. Sam says:

    I should not have wished for keeping all the candy on that lamp

  20. David says:

    …whereas candy makes this a dessert island

  21. Dale Kohler says:

    The chicken sandwich wars have gone too far!

  22. John Golden says:

    The spell was for a “DESSERT island”!

  23. Vlad Carcu says:

    Definitely should have picked the broom instead

  24. Matt S says:

    Oh shoot I forgot to get candy for trick or treaters this year

  25. paul says:

    Please Mommy, come back for me!

  26. Joe says:

    “No trick-or-treaters yet? Ugh! Kids these days don’t appreciate the effort I put in to decorate!”

  27. Álvaro says:

    Ok, guys. Now I’m starting to get scared…

  28. Sarah Evans says:

    I wonder if I’ll get many trick-or-treaters this year?

  29. Rusty says:

    I wish I had brought something to read while I wait for trick-or-treaters!

  30. Ash Barnes says:

    Oh no! My gingerbread island is slowly dissolving!

  31. Ash Barnes says:

    I’m a “Cast-A-Spell-Away”!

  32. Ash Barnes says:

    So this is what happens to you when you are caught cheating at Hogwarts

  33. daniel says:

    Sorry Wilson looks like I’m going to have to eat you to survive

  34. jon says:

    I should NOT have skipped palm tree day in broomstick-making class.

  35. Dev Null says:

    Stupid djinn. I just wanted a chicken sandwich…

  36. komatozo says:

    Trick or treat? Anybody?

  37. Petar says:

    We should be safe here for now Wilson.

  38. ant says:

    “We really should have hitched a ride with those trick or treaters…”

  39. Kent England says:

    I was promised “Monster Mash” as my desert island song!

  40. D. Spinoza says:

    HELP! SOS! Need pumpkin spice!

  41. Antonio says:

    “Don’t make such a face – we were both tricked, err treated to this vacation spot.”

  42. Antonio says:

    “I’ll call you Hallo-Wilson!”

  43. Paul says:

    Is that some candies I see in that floating bottle over there?

  44. AlfredT says:

    Well, putting my head in the sand didn’t help.

  45. Gustave says:

    This is a great place for trick or treating. If you don’t like candies…

  46. Gustave says:

    Now where did I put those chicken nuggets?

  47. Rick Nier says:

    I bet Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy never find themselves in a situation like this.

  48. gko says:

    that was my last bottle. i hope everyone shows up for my party

  49. Sylvie says:

    It’s more like a Holloween this time.

  50. Dave Kinsella says:

    She offered “a spell to give you whatever you ask for” so I said “Cast away”…

  51. Scott says:

    I shouldn’t mumble when asking a genie to make me a sandwich.

  52. Ronald Snijder says:

    Look, mister Pumpkin! See that little wave on the horizon? Probably a boat. Yes. Not a tsunami at all. See?

  53. D. Spinoza says:

    Help! I am stuck on a cartoon island with Charlie Brown the pumpkin and some enormous poison ivy.

  54. Patrick Walters says:

    But why are the boos gone? ????

  55. Steve Stetler says:

    Boy, sailors REALLY hate toothbrushes for trick or treating!

  56. AlfredT says:

    Next time I will not choose trick.

  57. Tanya says:

    Ah, the lengths I have to go to for some “me” time.

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