Complete this cartoon and you could win a signed copy of my new book, Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy: Spidermania!
To enter the contest, tell me what is being said in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Patreon or Facebook or Pinterest or Instagram or Bluesky or Cara or wherever you find me on social media. I’ll choose three winners on Friday night (Halloween, of course!). Good luck!
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“Mom, why did they put an egg in there?”
So disappointing. I’ll see you later.
“All I got was a spleen…”
Aww… Not even razorblades in the candy? Where are the knives and drugs?
Trick or treating in a ghost town may have been a mistake.
Dang, another Eye of Newt. Well, I guess I can give it to my mom along with all the Almond Joys.
Ooh! Full size eye of newt!
You’ve got chocolate on my mealworm!
You’ve got mealworms on my chocolate!
Pennies? In THIS economy?
Isn’t the Baby Ruth supposed to be a chocolate bar?
Aww, I already got a newt’s eye from the house down the street.
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
I can’t believe it’s not witch’s butter! [Tremella mesenterica]
I said “trick or treat,” not “trick or soup.”
Raisins? WHY?
Kit-Cat? That looks like a familiar.
Heading to the colonel’s house with this nice bag of 11 herbs and spices. Can I borrow some matches?
I’ve killed for less.
Candy’s less fun with diabetes & obesity drug profiteers algorithmically tricking you to overtreat me
Ewwww! Those gummy worms are moving!
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing?”
I was hoping for a Snickers.
Well, yeah, I guess ice cubes are *technically* gluten-free…
This gingerbread looks like its been stuck to the side of a garage for six months
Hey what? Kinder surprises? Aren’t these illegal?
This gingerbread looks like its been stuck to the side of a house for years
What are these? Literal Reese’s pieces? I’m telling his Mom.
Raisins? Well, now I have to kill you!
So I give you all I’ve collected, and you’ll give me How Much candy next week?
I thought this was the ritzy neighborhood
Did you say chop liver cookies?
Corn, corn and corn…is it gluten-free halloween this year ?
“Wow. You even seasoned it.”
“At risk of being cursed, do you have anything other than essential oils?