Thanks to everybody who entered this year’s Halloween contest! As always, it was tough to choose the winners, and there were lots that covered common themes with subtle differences in wording. Common themes included selfies, Siri, cell phone reception, and dead parties. Lots of fun stuff! But I did manage to pick a few favorites, so here are this year’s winners of a signed pair of Laser Moose books…
“Let’s take it again. It’s still just you.” – by Arno H.
“There’s your problem: you went straight at Cairo and you should’ve taken a left.” – by Jayson
“It’s Helga’s phone. Turns out it was more waterproof than she was.” – by Ashley B.
Congratulations to the winners! I’ll be in touch soon to get your address information. And thanks again to everybody who participated! Happy Halloween!

Time for my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a pair of signed copies of my latest books: Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy, and the new sequel Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy: Disco Fever (released today!)

To enter the contest, tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook or Pinterest or Google+. Or send it to me the old fashioned way via my contact form. I’ll choose three winners, to be announced on Halloween!
Thanks to everybody who entered this year’s Halloween contest! Lots of great suggestions this year, including lots of fun Star Trek and Batman jokes, with many dead Robins and redshirts.
Always tough to choose, but choose I did, and here are this year’s winners…
Grand Prize (Laser Moose t-shirt and book):
“Lucky! I only got a torso.” – by Chris Guerra
Runner-up Prizes (Laser Moose book):
“Your mom wouldn’t let the “Hamlet” idea go huh” – by Frankie Arnold
“C’mon… throwing severed heads is the new egging!” – by Lodger
Congratulations to the winners! I’ll be in touch soon to get your address information. Thanks to everybody who participated!

It’s my annual Halloween Contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win the Grand Prize:
- a signed copy of my new Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy book
- a Laser Moose t-shirt

And I’ll also give away two more signed books as Runner-up Prizes. To enter the contest, tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook or Pinterest or Google+. Or send it to me the old fashioned way via my contact form. Winners to be announced on Halloween!
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