Infrequently Asked Questions
Q: What hand do you draw with?
A: I’m left-handed. Just like Lou Rawls and Queen Victoria.
Q: Are your chickens free range?
A: Only on evenings and weekends. Otherwise they’re at the office doing PROD3000’s bidding.
Q: How many times does Shakespeare mention chickens?
A: Six. Here they are. My favourite is from Henry VI: “So the poor chicken should be sure of death.”
Q: If you were a chicken, which breed would you be? (Asked by Johannes, Omlet)
A: I’d be a Silver Grey Dorking. Or a Buff Orpington.
Q: Do you own any chickens – live or rubber?
A: No live chickens. I used to have 2 rubber chickens, but now I have only a few stuffed animal chickens and a hand puppet chicken.
Q: Do you think Christopher Walken should be in every movie?
A: Oh my yes.
Q: Do you like to dance?
A: No. But I like to sing. Poorly. I play a bit of guitar and I’m learning how to play the ukulele.
Q: Which fictional detective would you like to solve your murder?
A: Columbo.
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I LOVE Savage Chickens. Thank you for sharing your precious gift and talent! I look forward to SC esp. when I am under stress or pressure. I always find something just perfect to share with others to bring a bit of happiness to everyday life! Love it!
I’d rather Veronica Mars to investigate my murder.
No. Columbo wins.