Origin Story

January 16, 2008 · Filed Under Cartoons

Savage Chickens - Origin Story

And you already know what happens next.

This one’s dedicated to Silarnon. Here’s more pet rock.

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Comments

8 Responses to “Origin Story”

Obdurate on January 16th, 2008 12:21 pm

Not to be a rock-poaching meathead, but how exactly does a rock *hide itself?* is this some kind of Zen riddle?
Anonymous on January 16th, 2008 1:49 pm

Sad but true, how many young rocklings have been separated from their loving parents only to end up on some dusty shelf, alone and forgotten. Remember, rocks have feelings too!

C.
Seraphine on January 16th, 2008 2:10 pm

I have a rock on my desk,
smooth and round, i abuse
it with my thumb, blow moist
air in its face and whisper
to it things I can’t say to
others when they make me mad.
I call it my ‘worry stone’
Mo on January 16th, 2008 4:24 pm

Doug, thanks for my daily chuckle.
When are we going to get a Savage Chickens compendium book?
I mean, you should be syndicated in newspapers across the country and everyone should be talking Savage Chickens!
Seriously, I want a Savage Chickens book!
SteveO on January 16th, 2008 5:53 pm

Aha! That explains why whenever I see rocks in the wild the stay perfectly still and try to “blend in” with the scenery.
Dennis J on January 16th, 2008 6:12 pm

Yes, rocks have feelings! They feel kind of … hard. And in the winter they feel cold. In the sun they feel warm. When it rains they feel wet! And when it’s windy, it just blows!
Silarnon on January 16th, 2008 9:26 pm

A cartoon just for me? I feel all tingly! Awww, thanks Doug. And thanks for educating us - I always wondered where pet rocks came from!
Anonymous on January 16th, 2008 11:57 pm

*sniff, sniff* MY PET ROCK RAN AWAY!!!! CAN I HAVE THE UNLOVED ONE! I’D LOVE IT SOOOOOO MUCH IT WOULD DIE!

-Lemon :]