Savage Chickens - The Perfect Burger

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9 Responses to The Perfect Burger

  1. Jack says:

    ROTFL…. true, true.. totally luv ur cartoons dude.. this is amongst the first couple of site i open before i start my day @ office… 🙂

  2. Luwano says:

    Absolute logical! It CAN’T taste terrible.
    You want the perfect fries with that?

    The perfect burger? Reminds me of “The Leaning Tower of Pizza Burger” from a King of Queens episode.

  3. john F says:

    ignorance is bliss

  4. z says:

    like on Big Bang Theory the other week:
    Sheldon:”mom made the best apple pie”
    Sheldon’s mother:”and you know what the secret ingredient was?”
    sheldon’s mother: “no; nutmeg”

  5. Zork says:

    Doug, I had no idea that “market research” was synonymous with “ground beef waste parts stuck together with trans-fats.” But it makes total sense, now you mention it.

  6. Seraphine says:

    i remember listening to music that was market researched. i was told they put hundreds of people in a room and let them vote for the songs they liked best.
    the station only played the top selections, the ones people liked the best.
    at first, they were pleasant enough tunes for me to listen to. then they became annoying, like eating too many sugar cookies.
    most market research defaults to “eye candy” mode: it looks good, tastes good, sounds good at first notice. but once you recognise the mask, you often realize there’s nothing substantial behind it.

  7. TAMMY says:

    Well it could be worse, like a chiken patty??? I’ll stick to eating buger!!! Doug keep it up and you will have your own book of Chicken post-it notes… Let me know when you get one I’ll be the frist to buy!! I love how you make me laugh, Thanks TD

  8. Jay says:

    Four words: Burger King Steakhouse Burger.

    What a mess that was.

  9. cruz says:

    coooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

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