Wait a minute! How smart could that alien be? He’s talking to a chicken! Okay, a sentient talking chicken, but still. Maybe he should talk to some self-aware tofu or a robot inclined towards poetic output before he makes a rash decision.
“Sometimes I think the surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us…”
- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbs
P.S. Sorry to quote another comic/cartoon here, but it was just so relevent, and I love that quote – now I love yours as well!
It’s a fowl variation of a classical musing. Bravo!
Intergalactic humiliation, is it? how dare u…
I don’t get it.
Hey, that’s not right! There is intelligent life on earth. We have….um…..Einstein. No wait, this dude’s dead. But…but….well…
So….have a nice trip.
&=^
Awfully uppity for a race that uses anal probing to search for intelligence. Wonder what’s up their anus?
Wait a minute! How smart could that alien be? He’s talking to a chicken! Okay, a sentient talking chicken, but still. Maybe he should talk to some self-aware tofu or a robot inclined towards poetic output before he makes a rash decision.
“Be careful with that joke. It’s an antique.”
But I thought Earth had already been demolished by the Vogons for a hyperspace bypass?
Bon voyage, Mr Alien sir. Bon voyage.
“Sometimes I think the surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us…”
- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbs
P.S. Sorry to quote another comic/cartoon here, but it was just so relevent, and I love that quote – now I love yours as well!
HA!