True Confessions!

21 Responses to “True Confessions!”

1. JerseyBricklayer on December 4th, 2008 1:15 am

   ummmm, I think its spelled krunking. like getting krunked. aka drunk

2. HalfaMaster on December 4th, 2008 2:03 am

   … When i´m alone in the elevator, i … i… Put my finger inside my nouse…

3. Sam on December 4th, 2008 5:42 am

   You continue to amaze me with your chicken humour.

   Krumping… funny to say, but painful to watch.

   (BTW great new site design.)

4. Crucifire on December 4th, 2008 6:55 am

   Dude, wud love to have more ‘global’ references.. a lot of us ain’t americans…

5. Doug on December 4th, 2008 7:46 am

   How about “When I’m alone in the lift, I practice my schuhplattling”?

6. Zork on December 4th, 2008 8:22 am

   Yeah, whatthehell is krumping? Me, I still jump at the end of the ride, to try to hit the ceiling, like when I was a kid.

7. TheLoneIguana on December 4th, 2008 8:23 am

   Crucifire: I’m American, and I still don’t know what the heck that means. Even after looking it up on UrbanDictionary.com I’m still not sure.

8. Nicholson on December 4th, 2008 8:54 am

   now this was funny

9. kristina on December 4th, 2008 9:42 am

   People, insert any type of “dancing” for “krumping”:
   break-dancing
   ballroom
   Highland
   salsa
   whatever turns your crank!

   and it is equally funny…

10. Seraphine on December 4th, 2008 10:04 am

    i look for cameras first,
    then i sing.

11. belphebe on December 4th, 2008 11:45 am

    Thoroughly Modern Millie! (Thoroughly Modern Chicken?)

    In the above-named movie, so many dancers practiced dancing in the hotel elevator that the only way to get it to move was to work on your tap-dance (or whatever) routine.

12. SavageChickenNo1Fan on December 4th, 2008 12:01 pm

    Krumping! ^^

13. k on December 4th, 2008 12:06 pm

    “schuhplattling”? Sounds like that should be done with tennis rackets on your feet!

14. Luwano on December 4th, 2008 12:13 pm

    I sing in elevators too, I don’t mind singing in front of people, though. The listeners have to endure it, not me.

    Imagine a “Schuhplattling” chicken. It already looks funny when humans do it.

    BTW I’m not sure what krumping is supposed to be, even when I see it.

    &=^

15. Erica Gieras on December 4th, 2008 12:53 pm

    and i thought i was the only one who did that. well sometimes i do the chicken dance

16. ElevatorNinja on December 4th, 2008 4:14 pm

    I fart in the elevator and blame in on my boyfriend. Now I will add krumping to the mix.

17. QueenMaureen on December 4th, 2008 4:25 pm

    I’m always adjusting bra-straps…damn frustrating! I’ll try krumping next time!

18. Eric on December 4th, 2008 6:31 pm

    JerseyBricklayer, it actually IS called “Krumping.” Krump is an urban dance style, which was profiled in the documentary “Rize.” For more info, see:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krumping#Krumping_in_popular_culture

    Crucifire, Doug is in Canada not the US. Where are you? Have you considered reading a web comic based in your neck of the woods?

19. Toadie on December 4th, 2008 9:17 pm

    I must say, this krumpology thread has been very interesting.

20. Person on December 21st, 2008 9:12 pm

    Here’s a video of Krumping

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vTo2p3F_v8

    Meh. Krumping doesn’t look as funny as French people doing Techtonic, but it’s still pretty funny if a chicken’s doing it.

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