There once was a chicken (not from Keswick)
Who knew she should be posting in Limerick
And it would be best
To use words like ‘thigh’ and ‘breast’
And to be first she had to be quick!
Dani on
February 19th, 2009 4:50 am
I can see it now…There once was a lady from Wheeling, who slipped on a banana peeling. She fell on her back and ___________ and exclaimed, “Oh what a feeling!”
Keith on
February 19th, 2009 5:44 am
The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Thought the chicken a hideous creature.
The chicken, with that,
Took a dump in his hat.
And thus did the hen reward Beecher.
lindylu on
February 19th, 2009 7:31 am
man… I hate that when you can’t even pay anyone to listen to you. Therapy sucks.
There once was a shrink from Vancouver
Who prompted the following manoeuvre:
Suck fat from your rear, buy dumb yoga gear,
and soon you’ll be happy and smoother.
Oh common… don’t leave us hanging! Tell! Tell!
There once was a chicken (not from Keswick)
Who knew she should be posting in Limerick
And it would be best
To use words like ‘thigh’ and ‘breast’
And to be first she had to be quick!
I can see it now…There once was a lady from Wheeling, who slipped on a banana peeling. She fell on her back and ___________ and exclaimed, “Oh what a feeling!”
The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Thought the chicken a hideous creature.
The chicken, with that,
Took a dump in his hat.
And thus did the hen reward Beecher.
man… I hate that when you can’t even pay anyone to listen to you. Therapy sucks.
chickens don’t get the respect they deserve.
There once was a shrink from Vancouver
Who prompted the following manoeuvre:
Suck fat from your rear, buy dumb yoga gear,
and soon you’ll be happy and smoother.