The Yellow Onion

15 Responses to “The Yellow Onion”

1. Jason Tudor on September 3rd, 2009 12:49 am

   Doug, this is hilarious. Your stuff is fantastic.

2. Justin on September 3rd, 2009 1:07 am

   Greetings from Cape Town.
   LOL!
   Love it.

3. Steve on September 3rd, 2009 1:20 am

   reminds me of the Simpsons:

   We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

   : )

4. Big Egg on September 3rd, 2009 3:23 am

   Thanks, Doug! I’m going to have to print this off and wallpaper my room with it!

5. thBurninGiraffe on September 3rd, 2009 4:09 am

   UM. OBVIOUSLY he is NOT useless! Silly Doug.

6. Antonio on September 3rd, 2009 4:57 am

   But that’s not useless! Chopping an onion is useful, imo, and it seems to work on the criminal chicken as well!

   Ciao,
   Antonio

7. Matej on September 3rd, 2009 5:03 am

   Has anyone thought about the collateral damage here?!

   Actually to be a REAL UM it should be a large onion cutting itself but you’re the man Doug.

8. Tatum on September 3rd, 2009 6:59 am

   it would work on me

9. vajepa on September 3rd, 2009 7:45 am

   that hostage doesn’t look wound too tight. love u.m.’s!!

10. Joe on September 3rd, 2009 8:41 am

    Love these mutants!

11. ramonathepest on September 3rd, 2009 9:03 am

    Love the UM’s suit…you could have these made up for Halloween and we could all be UM’s!

12. Seraphine on September 3rd, 2009 9:27 am

    most don’t realize it’s hard to shoot straight when there are tears in your eyes.
    and it’s proven that onions makes people’s stomachs growl, so hungry bad guys are easy to… erm… finger from their hidey holes.
    so, this chicken is a “not-so-useless-as-you-might-think” mutant.

13. Blizno on September 3rd, 2009 5:45 pm

    How ironic. I’m baking an onion for my dinner even as I write.

14. liz on September 3rd, 2009 6:24 pm

    ..man, what can i say..everything’s unpredictbale with you Doug..

    hahahaha

15. reychoko on September 3rd, 2009 8:02 pm

    Doug I`m a big fan of you since almost a year a go. I`m a psicotherapist from Mx city and really thank U for giving me tons of humor every day.

16. Aud on September 4th, 2009 10:01 pm

    Poor cross-eyed, gagged chicken. And the teary-eyed one, too. Yay for yellow onion-chopping chicken!

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