The Yellow Onion
Dedicated to Big Egg, cuz I thought of this while reading your comments yesterday. Here are more Useless Mutants.
Tagged with: Food • Hostage • Intimidation • Knives • Negotiator • Onion • Smell • Superhero • Weeping
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Doug, this is hilarious. Your stuff is fantastic.
Greetings from Cape Town.
LOL!
Love it.
reminds me of the Simpsons:
We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
: )
Thanks, Doug! I’m going to have to print this off and wallpaper my room with it!
UM. OBVIOUSLY he is NOT useless! Silly Doug.
But that’s not useless! Chopping an onion is useful, imo, and it seems to work on the criminal chicken as well! 🙂
Ciao,
Antonio
Has anyone thought about the collateral damage here?!
Actually to be a REAL UM it should be a large onion cutting itself but you’re the man Doug.
it would work on me
that hostage doesn’t look wound too tight. love u.m.’s!!
Love these mutants!
Love the UM’s suit…you could have these made up for Halloween and we could all be UM’s!
most don’t realize it’s hard to shoot straight when there are tears in your eyes.
and it’s proven that onions makes people’s stomachs growl, so hungry bad guys are easy to… erm… finger from their hidey holes.
so, this chicken is a “not-so-useless-as-you-might-think” mutant.
How ironic. I’m baking an onion for my dinner even as I write.
..man, what can i say..everything’s unpredictbale with you Doug..
hahahaha
Doug I`m a big fan of you since almost a year a go. I`m a psicotherapist from Mx city and really thank U for giving me tons of humor every day.
Poor cross-eyed, gagged chicken. And the teary-eyed one, too. Yay for yellow onion-chopping chicken!
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