Halloween Contest 2009
It’s Halloween Week at Savage Chickens, so I’ll be running spooky cartoons all week - and it’s time for the annual contest!
Complete this cartoon and you could win Savage Chickens stuff:
- First prize: a t-shirt and a mug
- Second prize: a t-shirt
- Third prize: a mug
To enter, just tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or use my contact form. Winners will be announced on Halloween!
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Why, yes, I /am/ the brains of this organization.
Oh, THAT’S what happens when you hit Ctrl-Z!
Bite Me!
… Brains?
br… brains?
Eh, Intel inside!
Oops… Is this a Resident Evil comic?
OH CRAP…I knew that milestone in neurology, the discovery of the brain, would lead to no good…
Whow!
This Eyefinity S*#t is really awesome !
You don’t have to eat me, I just ordered you a dozend brains of the Internet.
Damn it where’s PROD4000 when you need him?
Why isn’t this Escape button working?
Hmm… It seems that a lot more mindless drones are at work today…
Just let me finish blogging about how much this is going to suck..
Okay, so according to WebMD, you guys either have The Flu or Scoliosis..
Is that all, or do you want me to order some topping for your “Brain Salad”?
Y’know… they say _digital_ braaaaiins are also very tasty!
So…putting up a picture of Laura Croft attracts zombie fanboys.
Quick Doug, Draw me a shotgun!!!
…and that’s how you do your taxes online.
errr..yes, i don’t have a tongue..
you’ll find no brains here… i’m a graphic designer!
“Don’t look at me. I’m stupid enough to work here.”
No, can’t find any on eBay. Can you think of a new keyword?
I thought I told you guys…I don’t like dancing to ‘Thriller’.
Dang, was that b-r-a-i, or a-y? Help me out here.
Just 140 characters - please?
One step closer and I’ll press alt f4!
Ok, ok, I won’t install Windows 7!
If I press ‘delete zombies’… you’ll all go away, right?
Time to change my literary diet…too many horror stories
I liked the board with the rusty nail better, boss!
“after i’m a zombie, we can all be facebook friends!”
“hey, if you guys let me go, i’ll call all my facebook friends over for a dinner party”
“i think i have time for one last facebook update!”
“i don’t wanna be a zombie! goddamnit… why not a vampire or a werechicken or something…”
“my momma told me working for the man would kill me one day…”
“umm guys? hey i’m one of you. see? BRAAAINNNZZZ… heh fooled you with a little make-up didn’t i… guys? nnOOOAAAARRRGGGHHHh”
Boss will never believe me…
you know… let me just tweet my status …”about to be eaten”
“You don’t want my old brain, you want this overclocked quad core silicon. It’s future-proof!”
Oh wow, a surprise Halloween party! …Right?
“Guys, sorry, I’m the only one who’s got the brains to do this job…”
Ciao,
Antonio
http://www.nudezombiebabe.com?... you are sick!
I KNEW this job would turn me into a mindless office drone…There goes my day!!
“…would like to meet attractive lady chicken, GSOH and own brains?”
To late folks I just sold it on eBay!
ok, ok don’t push i’m uploading the cartoon… done!…. now.. who is paying for the prizes?
Fatal error occurred… ???
Oh I see!
“I think I’m about to lose my mind!”
No, really, they _are_ all my friends!
Relax guys, this game is no brainer…
Sorry no brains here - i’m using Vista
What? You want to see I Am Legend again?
I thought I already added you guys on Facebook!
Just give me two minutes guys. This download of Zombieland is almost finished.
Aw, crap.. You turn up at my office too? Sorry guys, I have a strict policy of not mixing my business with your.. um.. pleasure.
Just another day at work
Time for the meeting already!
Geez that’s the fifth time this week
Umm, can I help you?
“I really don’t look forward to Mondays!!!”
Can’t you see I’m trying to work here
Can I just open twitter before you start?
Damn! I knew I should have ordered Freud’s brain from eBay sooner!
#!/usr/bin/python
import zombie
try:
zombie.demolish()
except:
zombie.infiltrate()
Seriously, guys! I’m pretty sure it’s malignant!
Cluck all you like but chickens don’t tweet!
I thought picturing you as zombies would help me through a boring workday, but I’m not too sure anymore…
I don’t care if you are a zombie, the project is still due.
For what it’s worth, I think the first suggestion deserves three t-shirts and a whole set of mugs. Nice one Tye.
“ohh look the familys all here.” (hope i win
Sorry guys, work made me brain-dead, but maybe the manager has some left.
Hit ‘Any’ key to cancel? Where’s the ANY KEY????? CANCEL!!! CANCEL!!!
“I think i solved your quest! It says here that the ekpyrotic theory hypothesizes that the origin of the observable universe occurred when two parallel branes collided.”
“I really believe that political commissars should not have permission to bring election propaganda to the office”
“Hey guys, I appreciate that you want to take me for lunch, but I’m busy.”
Another budget meeting, guys?
I don’t have any brains, I’m the CEO!
I’ve been watching “Thriller” too many times!
What?
Umm… i think i’ll google “brain porn” and make a run for it
I’m typing “www.nakedbrains.com” as fast as I can…
“Humm… can i find some brains on ebay?”
uh… Spleen, kidneys, liver… no?
It’s easy, goto google.com and type B.R.A.I.N.S
I wonder how long it will take for the hawk costume to arrive once I hit SUBMIT?
You can make twice as much if you sell them on ebrains instead of just eating them all the time!
“Likes long walks on the beach, sad movies and brains” How’s that sound ?
“Sooo… Who’s up for Chinese?”
Sure, the one that I DON’T forward to 10 friends turns out to be real…
“Hey! I ordered a room of HOTTIES, not ZOMBIES!”
What did you guys do? This sayes your all FIRED!
Come on, where’s that patch for the “Zombie Virus”?
That’s funny, it sounded like you said you want to “have me” for lunch…
“Did I forget that today’s dress like a zombie day”"Oh crap!”
So… a six-pack of gray goo, an extra large box’o'brains, and a cabbage for Stieve - did I miss anything?
their brains grow bigger with every keystroke
Uh… Hey guys? What cha doing here?
No problem…I’ll just hit the ESCAPE KEY!
And here’s the Google map route to Carl Rove’s House!
I don’t get paid enough.
Boss, the consultants are hungry again.
Too late, guys. The Internet already ate my brains!
Twitter: The undocumented, life impaired fowls are about to eat my brains!
I know, I can’t believe brains are Out of Stock either!
damn.. twitter sucks
“Wow! ZombieFriendFinder.com really WORKS!”
“I told you guys not to watch ‘Two Hens, One Coop’…”
And when I press this button, it turns the rest of the office into zombies!
Oh Crap! I was going as Zombie!
OK, guys, hold up. I’ll be RIGHT with ya. (Google: find shotgun)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I know…. I know…. you want brains right? Look, maybe the marketing people can help you with a new catch phrase!
Sorry guys. No brains here. I’m just a mindless minion who works in a cubicle.
O.K. who disabled my zombie pop-up blocker?
The Facebook quiz said I’d survive the zombie invasion!
If I start watching YouTube, maybe they will think I have no brains.
You’re all awfully enthusiastic for a Monday morning…
“Let’s watch the ZOMBIELAND trailer one more time!”
Let me guess… its my turn to make the coffee?
this is the link to the Zombie Chicken area of the iMatch-maker page
All right, all right, it’s your turn, you can use it.
Um… Little privacy, here?
Yes, I know that the TPS reports need cover sheets.
I am Windows 7. I am here to save the day!
I KNOW you’re hungry! Look, the IT guy will be here soon and then you can have brains, ok?
Oh Great, another mindless Blog.
Really, If I had brains, would I be here? My boss will confirm that if you need.
This LAN party is dead.
I’ve TOLD you guys, I CAN’T switch to a Mac… I’ve got REAL WORK to do!
Is it casual Friday already?
OR
Wow, the one time I look for cricket bats online…
I don’t think eBay sells that kind of stuff, guys.
http://www.brains.com just notified me that you’ve been placed on backorder but they should be shipped by 10/30/2009
‘when zombies order online’
Welcome to the office. Where the zombies are born.
I said I would have the budget figures by the end of the day!
chicken without sound turned on
Can we search for something other than nude brains now? It’s starting to make me hungry, too.
For the last time, which one of you ate the B, R, A, I, N and S key?
This is why I like working from home.
Sheesh! It was just an internet search on the Bird Flu!!
Save yourselves! Mind-numbing work is the ONLY defense! ! !
Oh, did I forget to fill the coffee pot again?
i think the chicken would say : ugh…uhm…
Oh, sorry, guys, I have no brain, I just play videogames all day long.
F1 for crowbar, or F3 for shotgun?
All right, all right, I’ll follow you on Twitter.
I think I’ll skip lunch today
Brains? Have you tried googling it?
This is why I never trust e-mails about free cake in the breakroom…
Sorry guys,
I do not see any videos for Brains, Trains, and Automobiles.
Yes, I get it - you all have Sprains. Now - please have a seat, then the Doctor will see you in a moment!
(Hint: Say the Zombie motto RLY fast 10 times)
I always suspected middle management shared a brain… I never guessed they were planning on eating it!!
I told you that you would go crazy if you saw 2zombies1skull.
Windows 7 has no Braiiiins….
Hey. Stop me if you have heard this… “How many zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
Brains? Sorry, you’ve got the wrong department. This is marketing…
Ebay seller: Doug Savage
Comments: Ordered: Six-pack of Zombie Action Figures.
Received: Six-pack of Actual Zombies.
Would not buy from again.
Google says brains are high in calories; you should try brocolli instead.
You guys are the experts…Help me with my ZombieFriendFinder.com profile.
Sorry guys, my job ate my brain a long time ago.
Seriously, I need an antivirus.
Ahh… so THAT’S what the “End” button does.
brbftd*
*(Be Right Back From The Dead)
Uh, you don’t need brains to work here.
&#%@!
It’s either Halloween or the corporate heads are touring again.
- or -
It’s just another Monday around here.
Would you like to see my drawrings?
See how much easier hunting for brains can be just by using Google?
Don’t tell me you don’t look up chicks on the internet!
See even Wikipedia says you guys shouldn’t be eating brains!
What? Do I have something on my face?
Crap.
I knew installing this new video game was a bad idea…
CRAP! I fell asleep at the desk at the WRONG time.
Monday mornings are killing me!
Sorry, guys, I’m going to have to miss the marketing meeting this morning. Totally swamped.
I thought that potato salad from the pot luck looked odd…
“Trust me, you guys want my boss’s brain, he’s across the hall.”
Another round of Layoffs?
Note to self: do not hit ‘Reply All’ to zombie lunch invites…
Technological Empathy:
“WAIT! Computers have brains too”
I hate working here, you can never tell if it’s the Zombie Apocalypse or just Monday.
“Hey, we said 20 minutes no rush!”
Go away, I’m undercover!
“Yes, I think I remember not forwarding that chain letter. Why?”
or
“I assume you guys are here about the zombie movie I illegally downloaded.”
or
“Woah! Hey guys. Uh, it’s not what it looks like.” with the caption: Gary mistakenly believed the zombie massacre left him free to view porn.
or
“I assume when I hit un-delete, it somehow created you guys.” with caption: Twilight Zone in the 21st century.
or
“But before you eat my brain, let me show you something really cool.” with caption: Knowing the one way to break the curse, Steve prepared to Rick-Roll the zombies.
I should really cut down my drinking on a work night.
Pay attention when I show the moves to the thriller-dance one last time. Organizing a flash-mob is hard…
C’mon guys, it was just a youtube video.
I just love this online ordering for takeout. Bill, now you wanted extra crispy brains, and Ted, the inferno brains….
Hey guys, I was thinking, does anyone know how to…. oh. Nevermind!
Anyone else feel like eating out for lunch?
I should never have mentioned anything about my PhD in Quantum Physics on Facebook.
Sorry, zombie porn is blocked at work guys.
I’m selling! I’m selling!
Who called this meeting?
Ok guys, now can I go to the toilet ALONE?
Man, I hate sharing the cubicle with a mouth-breather.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete! Ctrl-Alt-Delete!
I HATE food days!
Windows 7 unboxing party (Halloween version): Comes with a ZSOD.
You guys from marketing?
Oh, is it time for the Windows 7 release party already?
“Ahh guys, in China this is called an electronic brain, let me just go put the coffee on…”
Sorry I told you guys, no youbrain.com for you unless you are over 18
I know our customer service logo is “Whatever it takes to keep our customer happy!”… but I don’t think “brains” fall into that catagory…
The temp agency DID say anyone with a brain would do…
Alternates:
Are you guys…
You guys all from…
You guys here from…
…The Marketing Department…
Facebook status update: chickenfab is currently being attacked by zombies. Send help!
Don’t eat me! Electronic brains give you more energy!
Call off the zombies, HAL… HAL, do you hear me?
Hey guys, I think I just got outbidded on that brains value pack…
Don’t eat mine! Electronic brains give you more energy!
Beta testing Windows 7.. Sorry, no brains here.
esc.. ESC!!
OK! OK! I’m Googling “Brains”!
Ha! at McQueen.
How about:
“… and then you press enter and it takes you to http://www.brainpronz.net.”
This is the highlight of my career.
Sorry, just auctioned my brains on eBay.
Has anyone seen my mouse?
You’re a zombie, he’s a zombie, she’s a zombie they’re a zombie, wouldn’t you like to be a zombie too?
“Great costumes guys!… Guys?”
I think I have to twitter this.
Who’s next?
Weird, just like on my last LAN party…
Time to play chicken!
“This escape button is useless!”
“Looking for brains”. I think it’s time for you to learn to tweet.
Look, don’t tell my boss I’m not working, OK?
OR:
Have you got me my coffee yet?
*Slight alteration to the above*
I thought you were getting my coffee?
“Sorry, no brains here … I’m management …”
does the text have to be halloween related?
Whoa fellas!! Yes I’m at a computer, but it doesn’t mean I have brains. It’s just Twitter.
Ok, ok! Who will be the first one using ZombieMatch.com?
“As CEO of this company, I can assure you there are no brains here.”
You guys need to look away while I enter my password.
or
Look, my latest Wikipedia entry: “Night of the Living Dead 2009″.
or
Strange, no one else posted anything on Facebook about zombies. Refresh!
#brains
there’s two options you could use…
1)
okay.. let me see… where did I bookmarked that page about killing zombies?
2)
I knew this bookmark on how to kill a zombie would come in handy some day!
Cheers
Please tell me one of you knows Vista.
Uhm Mom, I’m gonna have to Skype you back a little later. Lunch meeting.
I gotta remember the Necronomicon’s website is not a work site!
Uhm, I didn’t call IT.
for the last time, there are NO brains on the internet!
I knew that this Mensa convention was a front.
‘No brains, but may I suggest some pizza?’
I’m feeling a little chicken.
“…So, as you can see, this process that has finished executing, but still has an entry in the process table, is what is called a ‘zombie process’. Any questions?”
There is no spoon.
“Wait! Before you eat my brains, let me update my Facebook status.”
*#@! it’s Monday isn’t it.
011000100111001001100001011010010110111001110011?
Fighting zombies! Should have taken the day off!! Drinks later?
11:29 AM Oct 28th from TwitterGadget
the costume place just twittered.
they ran out of halloween obama masks.
we have a choice between madonna or the bubble boy.
“Hey guys, check out this ’site! You can order all the brains you can eat for just fifty bucks!”
Of course, he’s thinking “get me outta here…”
OR
“No, no, don’t go to my boss after me! You think you can get brains there? …actually, maybe you should just go to another building after me…”
Oh crap, how do I write a tweet about THIS?
Ya, I said “Follow me”…. ON TWITTER
or
Something is different about you guys…. you’re kinda vibrant today.
My computer has gone zombie. It wants real brains…
Awesome! My package from zombiebrides.com is here!
It’s not like I’m looking at these pictures for their brains, y’know.
Nope. Another fake. Turns out you really can’t get real human brains in eBay.
Oh No! This #/!@ website plays “Thriller”!
“CTRL Z”
“CTRL Z = Zombies?”
Sorry, Decaf is all we had left!
“Hey, if i had any brains, would i be working here?”
Execute! Execute! Execute!
Damn these sticky keys!
No, brains are not listed as a pizza topping
p..p..parley?
Virus scanner … not … working … must … scan for … zombie attack …
“What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?”
Are you a Mac or a PC?
Finally… Some people who can relate to working in this office all day!
… and here I have ELP’s album “Brain Salad Surgery” in FLAC…
“Oh, so this is why I should never have put my home address on Facebook…”
Does anyone remember the Anti-Zombie key combo??
Dammit, why am I picturing you all naked?
I know, Even I cant believe Miley Cyrus got rid of her twitter…
Oh crap! I just hit instead of … and with these @&#^! wings I can’t hit ! Damn you, Micro$oft!
Um, let me try that again: “Oh crap! I just hit ENTER instead of DELETE… and with these @&#*! wings I can’t hit CTRL-ALT-DELETE! Damn you, Micro$oft!
Somebody sure has a case of the Mondays.
So guys, this is all I have about brains porn.
You guys have to wait your turn to play World of Warcraft.
or
I know I said I wanted to join the Horde on WoW, but I didn’t think they’d take it this seriously!
What? I was just looking for pictures for my neurology essay, I swear!
ZOMBIES! Thank God, I thought I was going to have to work this morning!
>
Rita…hold my calls and tell Mr. Harper that I’ll review his projections tomorrow, I’ve got zombies.
>
Zombeeeeeez….makin’ copeeeez…the Zombulators!!!!
>
She shook off how many feathers?!?! FOR WHO?!!?!
Note to self: tell the Marketing Dept there’s already way too much brainwashed guys.
Ok, who keeps putting my stapler in jello?
>
I’m going to have to let you guys go…it’s the economy…and also the brain eating thing.
>
I was going to put you guys on layoff because of the economy…but I’ve decided to blow all your heads off with a shotgun.
Hey Guys ! abc offered wife swap for Halloween
You marketing guys really need to cut back on the coffee!
I know you marketing guys need brains, but really, this is going to the extreme!
(HAPPY 16TH Birthday Aubrey!)
Sale Sale sale Hmm…Sure three times the word can make zombies.
I told that Temp Agency…NO ZOMBIES!!!
>
In your hee-aaad…in your hee-ee-ee-aaaadd…
>
…and then Jim and Pam got married…and she is pregnant…don’t you guys have tv’s?
>
ok, I’m restoring the connection, don’t know what’s all the fuzz about…
Apparently they don’t offer brains as a topping. What about chicken livers?
ohh look childern geting ready for hollowen
why can’t I have normal stalkers?!
Really guys, this stuff is a no brainer…
I kow, I learned everythig I need to know by killing smart people and eating their brains, but Steven Hawking in doing a book signing next door. Try him!
Not now! We have to design the product before you can market it.
Really? I thought the primaries were in May?
/Sure, I will try it. Argh, sounds like fun./
/..ekhm..party?/
Whose hungry? I am ordering lunch!
Im sorry I don’t speak Freaky Decky chicken!
I knew I shouldn’t have posted that ad for ‘drop dead hot chick’ on Craigslist!
Why? Why is it always me!
Wheres my zombie fighting outfit? oh shoot its at the cleaners!
Mommy?!
Alternate:
I knew I shouldn’t have posted that ad for dead sexy chick on Craigslist!
“Iam King of the laptop. Just one quick click of the DELETE key and all you chickens disappear.”
I thought zombie chickens would just eat graaaaaaaiiiinnnnns.
Finally I’m appreciated for my brains around here!
“This 3D zombie movie really puts you into the story!”
Maybe I shouldn’t have told my boss I was the brains behind this operation.
There’s no way I’m giving you my password! It’s locked away safely in my brain.
“Oh no! Another surpise ISO 9000 audit.”
oh…my…gawd! It says here that everyone on Facebook,M and Twitter are permanently archived by the National Securitry Adninistration, the Central Intelligence Agency, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Imagine all that vin, inane and insane chatter being saved and read at taxpayers’ expense!? Only in America! …oh and a few other less-than-free unsavory places.
You guys already wore those costumes last week.
Can I offer you guys some memory chips? They’re crunchy!
You people have a strange way of requesting PC upgrades…
I’m a telermarketer, I have nothing for you.
or
So you say Megan Fox has a blog?
It says right here! “Hunger for flesh.” I told you guys it wasn’t chicken pox!
PISS OFF
Brains? You can have it, but I warn you now, it’s rotten from years of office work.
“Ahh… guys, you must know that I got vaccinated against swine flu!”
You guys got caught in another one of Stan’s long stories again didn’t you?
Well, if that was true I think I’d be able to think of something clever for this caption contest.
“They’re going to be really disappointed in about 5 minutes…”
Swine flu?
“It’s just an i-Phone!”
You’ve confirmed my suspicion that I am the only one with brains around here.
Let’s try it again. When you answer say “Tech support, how may I help you?”, not “BRAINSSSS…”
Okay guys, that was the Thriller video — let’s start practicing!
Hey! Who let the IT guys out of the basement?
re-do from the entry form — Zombie Surprise Party (thought bubble - “what do you mean my brain is a gift?”)
Typical Monday. Coffee run, anyone?
How many times? I don’t want to “start biting chumps”
Or…
Seriously, you can’t have it yet! We already blew the budget on Vista.
H1Z1: Zombie Flu … it is real
“Oh, you know you like it!”
anyone got a smint?
Red Rover, Red Rover …
Great! Glad you’re all here. Now I can get started with my internet recipe for zombie chicken pot pie!
I’ve always said that our office doesn’t have enough hotties
Could someone here please lend me a mousepad?
WAIT…I have to twitter this.
Updated Facebook status: Zombie
With online shipping of your favorite beauty products, embarrassing trips to the store vanish.
“Sorry, my e-vite said non-living dead only”
“Who let you out of the cage?!”
“Don’t Panic! Quick! What would Chuck Norris do?”
Probably I should say something clever now.
We can’t all go as zombies!
“So this is how their planning to make us like the new windows system, a little heavy handed maybe.”
Oh no! My Twitter followers have found me. #zombieapocalypse #brains #followfriday
Sure there is porn about brains! there is porn about everything!
Wow! Left 4 Dead 2’s graphics are so realistic!
If I’d known Colonel Sanders was into voodoo I’d never have sent that threatening e-mail.
Speech Bubble - Send more computers ASAP!
Caption - The World Of Warcraft convention was off to a bad start
I have GOT to get off of acid!
Can I please have 5 seconds without the f%@ing moaning???
>
I was thinking of laying you guys off because of the economy, but I’ve decided to blow your heads off with a shotgun instead.
>
Ok, before I blow your heads off with a shotgun…let me show you why your itunes is eating up all the comany’s server space.
>
Yes, I will blow your heads off with a shotgun, just give me a minute to finish Machinarium.
>
I was thinking of making some salary cuts…but I have decided to blow your heads off with a shotgun instead.
I kind of like the “blow your heads off with a shotgun” line
“Wait a minute fella’s… it looks like they’re selling brains on e-bay.”
(all in a brittish accent of course… I think I may have watched too much Monty Python last week.)
“FML”
“So this is what happens when chickens get swine flu….”
Sarah
” i always know that i’m the brainiest here…”
“Yep, this job is definitely sucking the life out of me.”
OR . . .
HEADING: how to trick a zombie OR no brains here
CAPTION: “bucock, bucock”
Guys, I really appreaciate your “deadication” and all, I just don´t feel like group hugs today.
So THIS is what happens when you switch
out the coffee to decaf.
And then the little gremlins that spawn inside of here nest in the copy machine
I know it seems pretty smart, but it’s just Windows 7.
No brains here! This is the IT department.
Access denied!!
Guys…guys…your gonna see the dinosaurs soon! Come on hurry up and load danm it!
So… mint anyone?
Did Timmy set you guys up to this?
Sorry, Stan. Dave’s right. You guys are a plague of zombies not a herd.
You know, it’s hard for me to concentrate with you guys breathing down my neck.
Man, our temp agency is really scraping the bottom of the barrel!
Thought of another few:
“I’m glad I didn’t go to the holiday party this year - you guys look like hell!”
or
“Dude. Gum. Seriously.”
Why do I have the feeling I’ll be the only one to contribute to the brainstorming session?
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but this contest is really a no-brainer…
Did I miss a email?
or
I couldn’t convince you guys that I’m managment?
Brains? No, I’m middle management.
Brains? Sorry, only the Buyers are available.
Okay! Okay! We’ll have a week of zombie comics…
Seriously! I only run over the prostitutes!
I hate Mondays. Everyone wants to talk about their weekend.
Fine, I’ll drop what I’m doing and get the milk.
I bet Hugh Hefner never had to put up with this.
Is this about my choice of restaurant for Christmas in July?
Honestly, according to IMDB, Dawn of the Dead turned 30 _last_ year.
You do one person a favour in this office and soon everyone wants you to do their job.
Halloween sure isn’t what it used to be.
It’s amazing how when the _CEO_ wants something, people suddenly spring into life.
There sure is a difference between the people who appear in cola ads, and the people who drink it.
This workplace monitoring is getting out of hand.
Honestly, I was googling brains, not working!
Is it office baseball season again?
Yes, the merger has brought some new blood to the organisation.
With iCafé you can order a serve of brains at the touch of a key.
I wish we’d rethink this in-house recruiting policy.
I see the new graduates have arrived.
What? The auditors are here already!
I new a 4 o’clock Friday meeting was a bad idea.
Now, now. Too many cooks spoil the brains.
Wow! The First Aid Officers sure are responsive here.
“OK, hand-tossed, no onions, double brains, and a side salad. The site says the pizza will be here in thir- any time now. Hey, that’s the door!”
It was only scary the FIRST time you came back from the eye doctor.
look, i told you guys i’m a dentist, i can’t help you with brains.
I told you guys I’m upgrading to Windows 7, no brains about it!
sorry guys, they deleted “Two Girls, One Brain”
sorry guys, “ILoveLivers” is taken, what else should I try?
We’re all out of brains. Would you like to see Purchasing?
Sorry…We only see sales reps on Tuesdays!
No! We aren’t actually lOOKING for Savage Chickens…!!
LOOK! A fruit explosion!
I know I know, I should upgrade to a LCD but I can’t MOVE the CRT…
It’s my Twitter Fans!
I knew I should have called in sick today!
You must be the new interns.
Hunt and Peck (figure of speech):
1. A typing style
2. A feeding style
3. A chicken zombie directive
This temp agency sucks!
Hey guys, can you give me some space? I’m trying to figure out what my facebook status should be!
Now watch, if I slowly drag the video bar to the left, the egg goes back in!
lol, it’s gonna take you some time to get through this Doug
and why are these suggestions better than mine!
: )
Sorry guys, you can’t do a cover of Sir Mix-a-lot’s ‘I like big Brains!’
: )
come on guys, i’m not playing Keyboard Cat all day!
you guys from marketing always make me nervous
“one step closer and i’ll press the…um…self destruct button!!”
“………okay, i’m tweeting this right now.”
Good thing I never take my brains to work …
“Sorry guys, after doing this job for years, I’m more of a zombie than any of you.”
“May I suggest the Marketing department?”
“Another zombie outbreak? What are those guys in R&D up to this time?”
“Ah crap, I knew those cod liver oil pills were a bad idea!”
Guys, I’ve told you 100 times that “plants vs zombies” is a one-person game!
Why didn’t I get any information about the masquerade?
I knew that this job was destroying my creativity but I didn’t think it could damage my brain.
(jabbing at the keyboard)
ESC! ESC!
Yeah… I hate Mondays too!
I have already told you guys, I am not going to join the union!
Time to flee reality, time to kill some zombies in Resident Evil.
I guess all Michael Jackson’s fans are going to wear zombi costumes this year…
“Drains? What’s wrong with the drains? Oh - you mean b…”
“This isn’t what I thought a Brains Trust was”
First the Fruit of the Loom guys, now this?
or
I’m a Mormon. Stock the coffee yourself!
or
Yeah, I’m running Linux. Why?
Sorry, guys, I’m H1N1 positive. Besides, I thought the doctor told you to lay off the brains till this swine flu thing passes?
Stop staring at me like that while I’m trying to find you the perfect brain! It’s making me nervous..
I really have to quit bringing my work home with me!
Or
Hey guys I was just joking when I said, IT stands for Intelligence Takers…
Theres something different about all of you… have you all had haircuts or something?
Brains? No I… I don’t have any of those…
“Ah… look! A UFO!”
“So, are you guys here for golf?”
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore… Toto? Oh shit, the zombies got him.”
I should be safe. The brains are in the computer.
You guys look tired, dead on your feet in fact.
The office sextuplets really are dead ringers for one another.
BTW, this reminds me of that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfycXKeXy_A
“If you don’t forward this to 10 friends in the next 10 minutes you will be eaten by zombies.” Ha ha. Yeah, right. Huh?
Zombieland Rule #42:
Always remember to Crtl-Alt-Delete before becoming a zombie brunch.
Looks like I’ve been zombie-roll’d.
Okay! Okay! I’m sending in the order for fava beans now!
I shouldn’t have posted that ad on E-Harmony
There are no news about zombie invasion, so you don’t exist. I googled it!… Ah, here it is!
“Alright, alright–I won’t send any more chain-emails to Accounting!”
Who Googled Chicken Brain on the foodtnetwork site while I was in the bathroom?
Upper Management always gets weird around Halloween.
Where did they find all these temps who would work for chicken feed?
911.com……………Damn this slow internet connection!
Just another day at the office…
Why isn’t the Escape key working?!?!
Don’t tell me…you guys are the six new VPs we hired.
“I’ve gotta get out of Human Resources” (chicken resources?)
No brains here. I work at a newspaper!
Hey, do you really think I’m the brains of this operation?
Office Etiquette: “Are you kidding… YOUR lunch smells better than my fish!?!”
So this is what I get for coming in on the weekends!
or
I must have missed the memo about this!
“Look, the server will be fixed when it’s fixed. You can still get youtube on your blackberries.”
“Sorry guys, websense blocks eatbrains.com. Says it’s NSFZ?”
“I hate it when corporate comes to observe.”
no, “brains” is not the correct password
#zombies…no wait…##zombies… uh,…###zombies ####### Why isn’t this working?!?
Scottie beam me up, Scottie?
Okay here I go, drop , tuck, and roll.
“What?… something up my nose?”
Caption:
Linda Blair Sex Tape
Quotes:
“Guys she’s not that hot, but she is flexible…”
No, my name is not Brian! Please stop calling me Brian!
They told me I’d become a zombie in this office, but I thought it was metaphoric.
Sorry, but you won’t make me accept Chuck Norris as my personal saviour.
I knew this job could suck the life out of you!
And this is my brain on drugs.
“Follow us on Twitter! Fooolloooow us on Titter!!”
Ummm…edited to say I meant “Twitter.” This is a family Web site afterall.
Hey guys! Nope, can’t find any brains on Twitter either. Oh wait…
*Yes..It’s true ..The egg DID come before the chicken*
Zombie repellant, my ass.
Apparently, this guy draws comics about us.
Chiken says:
“So, you just need to write Brains in this box and press I’m feeling lucky”
I told them to budget for emergency flamethrowers, but no…
And on the one day I leave my shotgun at home.
Brains?! Sorry guys, I already gave at the office.
Macsweetie16 : Say words FREE SALE GIVEAWAY and you will see zombies.
Chicken : FREE SALE GIVEAWAY
YES ! A Coupan for free wings at KFC
I have no brains… i use internet!!
Listen up! Halt production…if the eggs have not already been laid they will not have time to rott before Halloween!
“Yes… Brains, very funny. My sarcasm meter is in the red already because you guys thought it was funny to lie life-less on the floor during this mornings stand-up meeting.
Oh, And micro-managing isn’t going to get the site back up any quicker.”
Look, all I want to do is keep my brain. Let’s find a compromise.
Oh no, i meant “lay lifeless”
Homonyms!!!! You betray me!!!!
“guys, I’m Googleing(?)”free brains” as fast as I can!”
Ummm…How fast can I Google a good chicken soup recipe???
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I’m starting to feel a little like Pamela Anderson only I’ve got better legs.
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The dingo ate your babies peeps….NOT me!!
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Night of The Living Chicken…Part deux Deux
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Yes!!!For the last time…Windows 7 will have Zombie friendly software!!
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@CeCe
That’s stealing. But excellent idea.
“I told you guys I’m not going to start playing Farmville on Facebook!”
Sorry, you’re too late. This little box here already stole my brains.
Oh crap!. I told you It was an accident. I though that jelly belongs nobody!
Title: Dyslexic Zombies
Caption: Why yes, my name is Brian.
Uh…did I make the coffee too strong again?
Hey! It looks like you really DO qualify for a Government Bailout!
bubble - “Ok… note to self: Write a cleanup function to make sure all child-processes are properly terminated.”
caption: kill -9 -1
Ummm This might be the only time in my life I suggest we all do the chicken dance!
LOL these are funny
Wait, what do you mean by “BRAINS OR TREAT”?!
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Wonder what the “TRICK” would be…
———-
What about dear old “TRICK OR TREAT”?
———-
These trick-or-treaters must be really committed to the cause…
I am adding you on Facebook right now, look, look.
Bubble: Technically, the Republicans were still wrong about the public option.
Caption: Undeath-panels
Lemme Twitter dat!
computer says no!
Just one more thing… this is the most Zombie friendly Mac yet.
—–
These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along.
Hmmmm, the office staff seems so uncharacteristically alive today!
Bra!nz, Brahnz, Branz - Brains.
Bran - Like brains but easier to digest. The food of choice for elderly zombies.
N6VGP
I knew you’d find me when I created that SPAM and brains joke.
Title: Viral Chicken
You Guys were right reality really bites.
Title: Undercover Zombie
Sorry guys, Lindsay Lohan isn’t a zombie yet.
Wow, working really does turn you into a Zombie.
I’ll get fired if my boss finds out I’ve been looking at brains all day.
“Really guys? You thought of *me*…for *brains*? awwwk-ward.”
Damn, gotta do something about that fried-brain smell.
Hump?! What hump?!
What do you mean you need one more to play Snow White and the Seven Zombies?
yep, new haircut. I’m glad someone finally noticed.
Uhhh, ASME meeting, down the hall, first door on the left.
It’s no use guys, there’s no way you’re going to find someone with brains in a dating site or social network. But if you insist…
This is your leader?
Who forgot to lock the door to accounting again?
“I’m glad everyone showed up for my tutorial of Photoshop.”
umm… you guys, my brain needs personal space too. ESPECIALLY you to my right!
This is gonna be hard to describe in 140 characters…
I don’t think you guys know what is chicken pox…
Look! you guys can save a lot of money if you buy brains slightly used from eBay.
More…
“Look, the new deluxe model comes with white silk lining and free shroud…”
“It looks like Savage Chickens are having a competition about us!”
“You’ve got to stop using my email to spam people, Fred. They are not going to die if they don’t sent it on…”
“I don’t care if it’s Halloween Fred. I’m not going to buy 2000 tonnes of candy and a pumpkin carriage off Ebay.”
“It says here that zombie chickens are walking the streets! Thank God we’re OK.”
“Alright I’ll hack the mainframe, just don’t eat me!”
“I’m hungry too…”
“Why don’t I need to order dinner?”
“Happy Halloween to you too…”
(hums) “Hungry eyes, One look at you and I can’t disguise, Hungry eyes…”
“You don’t like my screensaver, Fred? Bite me.”
“I don’t like chicken..”
“I think I just laid an egg.”
“Trick or treat, right?”
Thank God! People who understand Vista.
“Thanks for coming zombies. Now, let’s get to YouTube and post those comments!”
I know; I reacted just the same when I discovered the “computer in monitor” iMac concept…though, the step from 1 mouse button to no mouse at all was a bit over the top
WTF, who are you guys? What happened to the strippin’ witches?
Look..I’m really busy ..Why don’t you all go lay an egg or something?
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When I joined up on Meetup.com…I
was SURE it said it was for fans of the rock group The Zombies…D’oh!
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Zombies…Where’s my pants???
———————————
I never should have told them on Harmony.com
I was looking for someone with brains.
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I never should have told them on Harmony.com I wanted to find someone who loved me for
my brains.
Chicken porn attracts the strangest peeps!!
Glad you all stopped by today..You can all help with ideas for my new site.
LOLz chickens.
sir, the filings are are done
Sorry guys we have to cancel the video. It seems that Jacko is dead.
Sorry guys.. I left my wallet home today AND my brains….Drats!
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Title *The Brains Nazi*
NO!!!!!
No brains for you!!!!!
Gee I know I have a huge IQ..But who knew my brains could be this appealing to the masses??
——————————-
This gives new meaning to the words :
brain dead!
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Oh Luuuuucy…I theenk we gots a problemo!!
—————————–
I ain’t no chicken….but I’m asceeeeered!
So uh yeah..as I was saying..A chicken walks into a bar…..
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Suddenly..I feel like wandering into
the woods and chasing a fox!!
Ummmmm Why did the chicken cross the road???
Yeah..Now I know why!!
hang on dear Zombies, let me just log in to my twitter, I’ve got 1000 followers…
so, we have a deal here?
Someone once told me my brains have the distinct odor of chicken feed and caramelized onions..I’m thinking they were right.
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Well..I guess the egg really doesn’t fall from the nest.
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I’m just doing an edit on
*Zombies For Dummies* guys..I didn’t write it OR title it….ok??
Where’s the Colonel when you need him?
“And this one is called iBrain. You can download it on your iPod to spot close brains.”
Beeing eaten by zombies … and send. Now, let me update my facebook status to “living dead” and i’m all yours.
I just checked on the internet - there’s no zombie spoof of Glee yet. So get singin’!
I’m sure Doug is going to give the Halloween Contest 2009 1st prize to Anuj…..
You look different. New haircut ?
No, YOU get a life !
Believe me, nerd is the new zombie
I can’t believe I’m the only one who picked the nerd costume.
You mean you want to have me over FOR some fava beans with a nice Chianti?
So this Python stuff really can do ANYTHING, even summon the dead!?
You know, I just saw this great recipe for an avocado and honey face masque…I bet it would do wonders for your complexion!
I guess that H1N1 outbreak was more serious than I thought…
What? You want me to play the Michael Jaackson part in the ‘Thriller’ remake? Cool!
I’ve got to stop MUDing all night. It’s messing with my head.
Come on, Guys! Halloween was LAST WEEK!
Okay! Okay! I will get to all of you. You first: please state the nature of your emergency.
And who is your medical insurance provider?
But I’m George Romero, dang it!
As an anonymous blogger I know nobody can find me, but I still feel a bit unsecure…
caption: Frank gasped with recognition. The only thing keeping the undead at bay was the giant floating speech bubble over his head!
“Can you guys wait for a while? I definitely have to Twitt this”
“is that supposed to be the #FollowFriday?”
Bubble: “Wow, canvas is pretty powerful.”
Caption: “HTML5 - it’s Voodoo”
“I vote for Berlusconi. See? No brains…”
or
“Can you wait a minute so I finish this brain-teaser”
or
“See, that’s Nobel Academy on Google Maps. Go get them and enjoy your meal!”
bubble: “The subjective nature inherent to the observer’s internalized representation of their reality predicates that even apparent corporeal manifestations of …”
caption: “Fred quickly learns the difference between Existential theory and real world practice.”
Umm…Hi guys…guess that swine flu shot didn’t work out so well, huh?
Brains? Umm you know they say it tastes just like chicken.
I was going to be an existial nihilist, but I just could not be bothered - and now I have to deal with all of you!
ugg make that existential - my typing - yuck
can i just check my phasebook?
Huh, must be a board meeting.
Told ya guys, Youtube makes your chicken skin boost into goose bumps! Kazaaaang!!!
…what porn?! nooo, not here! just passed out. Yes, all of them, unfortunately!
Just…don’t…think…
or
That’s what my horoscope meant by “A Lobotomy is in your future.”
or
Phew, good thing I’m in a mindless job
Norton, don’t fail me now!
Welp, that aughta do it…now just reboot and log in under b-r-a-i-n-s-?-!
No, NOT brains!! I keep telling you — GIZZARDS!!
…where’s the ammo button on this thing?
I’m just new here. When the recruiter asked me why they should hire me .. I did say I would give my heart and soul to this company.
Sorry!!
I never mentioned my brains!!!
My mother always told me that someday..someone would love me exclusively for my brains.
My head is the envy of the modern world.
Oh joy!
Brainiac interuptus….NOW!!!
Ahh yes, the users.
Suddenly the new hiree breaks out into
a passionate rendition of a *Dream Girls* tune:
*And I’m telling you..I’m not going!!!!
No no no WAY!!!!!!
Hey guys ..thanks for stopping by.. You can help me with ideas for my new web site..LOLz zombies.
You mean you guys haven’t seen the She-Wolf video??
Humming….
Yesterday..all my troubles seemed so far away.
The Beatles always seem to soothe the savage zombies.
Good thing I just updated my anti-virus software
“Ok, ok, hold on…so you said 4-8-15-16-23-42…and then what?”
“Hang on a sec, I gotta Tweet this!”
You want me to mapquest the nearest sorority mixer? Don’t you guys have a built in GPS for that sort of thing?
“It was Porn not brains!”
Submissions from AP Language Class
“Why isn’t the escape button working?”
“Ctrl, Alt, Del. Ctrl, Alt, Del. Ctrl, Alt, Del…..”
“Thank God I ddin’t go to Mexico for spring break!”
“What the Cluck?”
“You guys, we can’t all have the swine flu costume.”
“Let me finish my tweet, my followers will never believe this!”
I always wondered what my World of Warcraft friends looked like in person.
“Wow, our hiring standards have really slipped…”
So what exactly did the temp agency mean when they said you practiced an “atypical” form of intellectual property law here at Zombie, Zombie, Zombie & Zombie, LLP?
Who nominated ME for team leader this week???
I don’t remember calling a staff meeting
All in favor of ordering lunch say ‘Aye.’
I said I hate it when it rains, not ‘I ate its brains.’
Arrrg!! Compile FASTER!!!
Hey guys! Look here! The News says there’s a nation-wide plague of zomb… uh… guys?
bubble: “OK, I found your problem right here. It’s a driver conflict… maybe… umm… not that I would know. I’m not THAT brainy.”
Caption: Bad Job #583 - Zombie IT
Figures! I’m only one here with enough brains to do this job and they all come flocking to me!
Ok, marketing department…Step 1: hit this button to turn on the computer!
Seriously, guys! I only play resident Evil for the story!
OK, I said you could follow me on Twitter. But that doesn’t mean you can follow me everywhere!
OK, tell me again how the virus I created cloned itself into revenge.
“No, these are webcomics. I can assure you brains have nothing to do with them.”
-
“Actually, they’re boobies.”
-
“Honestly, it’s “Brains, please.” Just because you’re dead does not mean you are excused from common courtesy.”
-
“At the time being, there’s a glitch in Windows 7 that makes any computer running it an unholy black hole of evil energy which will make the dead rise from their grave for miles around and have the wander around aimlessly in their never-ending search for the flesh of the living. The Microsoft Team knows how this might be annoying to your everyday activities, but we assure you we’re working to have this tiny problem fixed straight away.”
“There’s something strange, in my neighborhood. I think I’m gonna call…Woody Harrelson!”
Okay fine….here’s a twinkie. Now will you go away?
Bubble: “More brain’s is your solution to everything.”
Caption: “Since the Zombie Apocalypse, brainstorming sessions have really become unproductive”
“No, I don’t think Michael is coming back for one last Dance”
“Sure, feel free to pick my brains for your next brainstorming session!”
Caption: Dwight’s First Day
“I should have listened when they told me about the occupational hazards of working here.”
“why does it always have to be zombies? couldn’t one of you be, like, a vampire or something original?”
Sure, zombie nerds. You can have my computer. Don’t hurt me!
“For the last time, I’m just the webmaster for BadBrains.com… and no, I don’t think their new tour is a ‘Direct assault on zombie culture’ as you claim.”
“Dave!!! I told you shouldn’t have relocated to Raccoon City for the cheap labour!”
Man, If I did have brains I wouldn’t be a boss.
“Dave!!! I told you we shouldn’t have relocated to Raccoon City for the cheap labour!”
Now to post the eBay auction and get rid of all these Zombie Mannicans; freaky!
… See? Thats how you make Chicken Brain Stirfry. Any questions?
or
Timmy Tofu? That you?
Guys? Yeah Yeah, very funny. Uh. Guys?
Just a second, I’ll search ‘zombie’ on Yahoo health.
What was it again? twitter.com/zombies?
OK, I know I copied everyone on a private email, again, but that’s no reason to eat my brain!
Ok, which one of you put the slide show of brains as my screen saver?
…And so I said, “That’s not a vampire! THAT’S MY WIFE!!”
If I only had a brain…
w/music notes surrounding “If I only had a brain” previous post…
I wish my groupies were more normal…
Hitting escape doesn’t help! I thought this was just a bad computer dream!
Okay, I ordered all the necessary brain food for you. For the vegans, I ordered tofu brain.
What!? I just dressed up for Halloween!
Caption: A Corporate Accountant’s worst nightmare: An overdue status report and a zombie attack.
Dialogue: Guys, wait, please. Just let me finish this spreadsheet.
For the last time, I don’t want to go to lunch with you guys.
I don’t think this is what they meant by a “brainstorming session”.
With my mind-numbing job, it probably won’t taste very good anyway.
This cartoon is 14.3% zombie free… but not for long.
I hate my job.
Where’s a cricket bat when you need one?
“…..and the ram is what you might call the brain of your computer!”
Error training error in Computing for Zombies 101
If you could come back at 12:30? I just have this huge report to finish and there’s so much more work yet to be done…actually go ahead and do it now.
Alternative to my October 26th, 2009 8:03 am entry:
Sorry, just auctioned off my brains on eBay.
EXECUTE KILLZOMBIES.EXE!!! EXECUTE KILLZOMBIES.EXE!!!
I told you ebay doesn’t trade in body parts…
-
Okay, so there’s three brains on Amazon Marketplace, one new and two ‘used - very good’. What shall we go for?
-
So, how long have you guys been working in Local Government?
Everyone calm down! I’m sure we can find plenty of recipes that use brain.
Look! Spycam evidence. The chicken crossed the road because she was stapled to the pervert.
Descartes’ told us: *I think..therefore I am.*
I never imagined he meant….I am …lunch?
Something tells me my overwhelming
charm..raconteur , bon vivant playful yet rogue-ish appeal isn’t going to be enough to help me out of this mess as usual.
Sigh…I should have exploited that side of my personality a bit more when I had the chance.
After it’s all over..can I please keep my
computer? It will come in handy
for re-introduction into civilized society.
Woah! This zombie game is so realistic!
what do you mean eat my nuggets, chickens do not have nuggets!!!
Hey! I just found stephen hawking address on the internet, He got a lot of brains!
Hey guys…. You know that my computer is smarter than me….. That means it has a bigger brain……
Don’t hurt me, I’m your friend! uh oh, this isn’t working uhh look at the screen, yeah its got coloured lights! LOOK TOWARDS THE LIGHT while I make my escape…
Shit!!, I hate msn curses.
Shit !! Take away get influenza
AH1N1 ??
Go away! I already gave my brain to the Zombie Brain Bank.
My ex always said I needed a frontal lobotomy.
But on the cheep???
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Hmmmmmmm
I did the James Lipton 10 questions from the Actor’s Studio on line the other day.
One of the questions was :
*What other profession would you like to try*
I said *brain surgeon*
Failed attempt at snark once again.
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You all had me at hello!!
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Listen…If I HAD a brain..you think I’d be siting here all day trying to solve the
Da Vinci code? It’s just a day job guys.
I’m a lead guitar player by night for a heavy metal band and we all know they ain’t got no brains. Carry on!
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Note to self:
Do not EVER brag about how big your brain is EVER again on E-Harmony.com.
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Hmmmm
Did I make those AFLAC payments I wonder?
Apparently the euphemism
*food for thought * means something very different to the zombies.
I see dead Chicken
—
I see undead Chicken
—-
Sorry guys, I guess I will fly solo to the destination wedding.
Who said computers can’t kill?
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It wast just a video game. How did you say you died?
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intel inside, zombies outside
Control-Z?
If you knock three times on my forehead and twice ON my head….the answer is NO!!
[...] Happy Halloween! Here are the winners of this year’s Halloween Contest! [...]
I know the contest is over but I just randomly stumbled upon this and thought the following would be funny:
“These chicks are hot! Why are you guys looking like that? Oh wait…they’re roosters aren’t they…”
Savage!
Urgh. Must be monday again