Complete this cartoon and you could WIN Savage Chickens gear.
- First prize: a mug and a t-shirt
- Second prize: a t-shirt
- And third prize: a mug
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Buy my new book!
Why did I cross the road?
knock, knock…
“Does my bum look big in this?”
… 99 … 100 … Coming, ready or not!
Don’t Let Farmer John See you around the end of November or you will be next to me
“I am your father luke…”
“Oi.. Get off me… Don’t you know what the R of R.I.P means??”
Boy that was a Bad Worm!
What! No flowers! What will I tell the other undead mothers?
“Are you my mama?”
“I died of botulism because I drank carrot juice!”
jose.rui.mira@gmail.com
http://mira.orgfree.com/
I just want you to know… I kept running.
(In Zombie-like voice) KFC. Must have KFC. Original Recipe or Extra Crispy.
Beware the “other side”!
Mummy?
what’s a chicken like you doing in a place like this?
Why did I have to go and cross that road?
Please, you’ve got to tell me… Did I leave the iron on?
I was just trying to cross the road.
Brains! Brains! BRAI…. oh, its you again.
Laughed out loud.
I can’t believe your in a cemetery at midnight…I thought you were a chicken…
sorry, but I’m Ralph Isaac Peterson, not Rudolph Ian Patrovich. You might want to try the next row over…
ampersandebeth (at) gmail (dot) com
The Colonel DOES exist.
Got blood?
What’s this i hear about tar and feathering?
Hmmm… I must’ve took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Excuse me, could you direct me towards Colonel Sanders?
I’m the crossing gaurd, egg size?
Screw Cryogenics
Can you hear me now?
HELP! Anderson Cooper is down here trying to interview people!
I thought Roosters woke everyone up!
Bird flu…Who knew?
When the worms eat you, it tickles.
“Now 100% demonically recovered meat in Undead Chicken!”
I knew something was up when that damn farmer invited me inside…birthday party my ass…
Margaret told me not to wear the costume…
What is it this time?
Yes, I kept your secret.
ThayerPG@31meu.usmc.mil
Excuse me, do you have the time?
PHEEEW…You need a mint.
Go visit the Colonel you said. He’ll be able to help you said. Thanks
“Hey, here’s a good joke! What’s the opposite of boneless chicken?”
Guess what: the chicken came first.
Could you go grab me a pizza?
y2d.beammeup@gmail.com
-Dracula Barry White-
“Oh… vaby….. I vont to Love your Love….”
When I asked how to get to the other side I think I confused you.
[leave speech bubble blank]
caption: Marcel Poulet de Pantomime, history’s greatest chicken mime, rises from the grave for one final performance!
Ebenezer… What do you mean Christmas is still 2 months away?
Do I smell bacon?
so,you come here often?
Who knew Asian bird fru was so contagious? Did I just say fru?
hey, welcome to my crib!! you’re from mtv right?
Who knew Asian bird fru was so contagious? Did I just say fru?
“Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?”
Hey, I heard skinless chicken was back in vogue again…
Nixon is much friendlier than I imagined.
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
Ahhhh… nice nap. Did I miss anything?
Yes I asked and OJ was guilty
Yeah, we get all the worms we can eat.
I didn’t look both ways.
The pay’s not very good, but I get all the sick days I want.
“I saw lots of roasted chickens down there…”
Pardon me, Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Yeah, We get all the worms we can eat.
Wow… no one ever has anything to say until there’s something in it for them.
The worst part is; my body is STILL running around out there!
drrruumsticksssss…….
Is TomKat married yet?
What took you so long?!
“I bet your brains taste like chicken.”
Hi son, Hows your mother doing?
Tell her that I still love her and am looking forward to the day we can be together again, Happy Haunting…..
Do you ever get the feeling someone is walking on your grave?
I think I overslept.
“i’m not your wife”
moldy.biscuit@gmail.com
They ran out of dirt for my head…
Mad cow disease, it took your father too.
Twick or tweet!
Didn’t see that one coming!
Your mom…
no seriously, I met her. She says hello.
xtbplayerx@aol.com
Bet you wish you listened to my epitaph suggestion now!
Cock a doodle BOOOOOO!
topnotch53901@yahoo.com
It means “Resting in PIECES!!!”
The chicken came first…and I am that chicken!
“Dude, I wanted to be cremated!”
No you can’t have the wishbone!
oops…email address: sbyllek@yahoo.com
submitted on behalf of my hubby Matthew.
No…I do not want to live forever in a paradise on earth.
“I am too chickened to die!”
sandkiller@gmail.com
I thought I could be rehatched.
NO, I won’t go Trick or Treating with you!! Does this look like a costume to you??
What are you looking at?
I didn’t want to rest in Phoenix.
carlos.silva at gmail com
Dam that Colonel Sanders.
…barbeque sauce and a tanning bed…what happened to you…
“Chicken Soup is NOT good for the soul!”
“Are you using those feathers?”
kmbraman@sbcglobal.net
So just how long was I in the incubator?
GRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Like, peep, man!
BEAVERS AND DUCKS!!!!!
…where’s keith..we gotta play…
(zombie voice) Gizzards! GIZZARDS!
I knew I should have turned left at Albequerque!
Allan‘s comment with the mime!! That really cracked me up… :)) funny as hell.
“The Red Sox did what?! When?! Awww man…”
I don’t care if you’re on a Halloween scavenger hunt!! Just put me back where you found me!!
I told you I was sick
EAT MORE BEEF!!!!
But I DID get all my shots!!!
dude, how long was i under?
Being Cordon Bleued wasn’t as much fun as I’d been led to expect….
robinson at candw dot ky
dude, this is NOT a litter box!
I told you on friday that “My Zombie will haunt you!!:
“So as it turns out, the egg comes first. Anything else you want me to ask?”
Wow….10,000 years will give you such a kink in the neck.
believe me, working for kfc isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
“if only I would have washed myself thoroughly after handling myself”…and Salmonella strikes yet again
35 years of marriage and all you could come up with was “R.I.P.”?
Is this what they meant when they called me a “chick” magnet?
hoppinhomeschool@yahoo.com
“never flip the middle feather to anyone carrying a hatchet”
I told you, ‘my zombie is coming for you’.
So, twenty years of working as a boneless chicken, and the guilt finally gets to you. I knew this day would come…..
“people i hate”(halloween edition), ghost hunters…i hate you
What have I missed on ‘Lost’?
You were smart to be a vegetarian. It’s Revenge of the Worms down here!
‘Cause this is THRILLER!
Wanna join the party down here?
“Like I said, over my dead body…”
DO NOT cross the road!!!!!
“You’re gonna blog about this, aren’t you?”
“What? Haven’t you ever seen chicken in grave-y before?”
“Boo.”
Whoah … and I thought I was ugly!
adamthiede@yahoo.com
Beware the Road
Fine. But did you have to tap dance?
It’s not such a bad life here at all. I get to crow at all hours of the night rather than having to wait for the dawn, I get more worms than I can ever take a peck at, I have my very own special coop with no need to fight my corner against cocky youngsters. I’m really having a grand ole time. You should really stop by here more often you know…
Hey baby, what’s up?
OSAMA BIN LADEN REALLY LIKES CHICKEN!!
Actually, several of my initial thoughts have already been posted. So I’m left with the old standby:
“I told you I was sick!”
merry christmas!
looneydoomness@gmail.com
When I went to chock the chicken I had no idea this would happen!!
For the last time “NO” you may not have my Led Zepplin Collection!!!
“…and there’s video of my rocket truck hitting the side of the mountain. It was totally worth it.”
Yorick, Schmorick! My name was Melvin
I see you went all out on the headstone…
You know the cliche about needles in haystacks? It seems to work for pennies in leaf piles, too…
Am I late?
It’s my turn to get the marshmallows.
[see cartoon 31 March 2006]
“am I soup yet?”
anu_68@yahoo.com
trick or treat…?
Excuse me, do you happen to know where I can find a “Mr. Colonel Sanders”?…I’ve a bone to pick with him!
“So, be honest. Was ‘Snakes on a Plane’ really as good as everyone hoped it would be?”
What do you mean Bush is still in office???
I am starved to death. Lets go out for ribs.
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Caption: “Skeleton chickens have no vocal chords. Or lungs.”
“I’m BAWK from the dead!”
jenomaha at gmail dot com
“It wasn’t just superstitious nonsense…”
Doesn’t Undead mean alive?
Why does it always say R.I.P.? Why can’t it say, torn?
It means “Randomly Interred Poultry”
dexng82@yahoo.com
Doug, I can’t beat Topnotch’s “Cock a doodle BOOOO”. It’s quintessential Savage Chicken’s! Give the guy a shirt for a top notch caption!
“GRAAAINS!!”
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I’ll go grab my coat xP
angel.zadkiel@gmail.com
Soylent Green is chicken!
hey, be a pal and push the snooze for me, would ya?
“Geez!! You’re loud enough to wake…ME!”
So, the last thing I remember was handing Bubba my beer and yellin’ “hey ya’ll watch this!”
Never take crossing the road advice from an armadillo.
Shhh! I’m hiding from a voodoo priestess.
OMG — the chicken mime is HI LAR RIOUS!!!! (I think I peed a little) Also I like bird flu…who knew!!
“Live it up now, for when the Night Poodles come, YOU WILL BE MINE!!! BWAHAHAHA!”
“What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?”
cock a doodle…oh, damn, nevermind.
Did you know dyslexic athiests don’t believe in Dogs?
tjarvis4338@lcu.edu
http://www.myspace.com/padawan3000
I told you I was sick
My one big regret? Winning those Alice Cooper tickets.
This sucks ducks
padawan3000@hotmail.com
Trust me: Eggtimer in microwave? Bad idea.
The egg came first! Tell the world, ’twas the egg that came first!
“No shadow? That means, what…6 more weeks of Halloweens?”
what? you look like you’ve seen a ghost!
historybuff1892 (a t) yahoo.com
See you in two weeks…
razzbel@yahoo.com
I know Cats have 9 lives….So WHY do I keep coming back as a chicken….
chiefslover2006@comcast.net
I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman..uuuummm…I am NOT really dead..uuummm…
and then she says to him “first you make a wish”….
Cock-a-doodle-BOO.
goingonholiday (at) hotmail (dot) com
I am out of here! That Elvis gets ALL the chicks.
l544s@yahoo.com
It is Halloween yet? I’m dying of hunger!
Why is it always R.I.P.? Why is it never “TORN”?
Can you direct me to the stairway to heaven?
“You got the time?”
“I had more than six grams of salt yesterday.”
“Oh don’t be such a drama queen you said…. It’s a just a cold, not the bird flu you said!”
What the cluck?
A cup of coffee would really get me moving
Psst…wanna make a deal?
Just a tip from someone who’s been there….
If Bill Clinton invites you to a party, Just say No!
Gary267@yahoo.com
Ok, if I don’t win the costume contest this year, heads are going to roll!
Don’t tell me that bad egg got here first.
so yeah…would you mind keeping my spot warm for a bit while i’m out scaring some chicks? i’ll be right back, I promise…mwah hah hah
littlearieldiva@yahoo.com
“Sorry I’m late”
“I see dead chickens…”
However, if I had to vote for one, I vote for “What the cluck”
“I see dead chickens…”
However, if I had to vote for one, I vote for “What the cluck”
Until death do us part, remember dear? I can play the field now.
shuggoth51385@yahoo.com
Well whoop-dee frikin do, I taste like dirt!
Don’t go Trick-or-Treating! Mom was right! Halloween candy does rot your teeth – and more!!
You know how we eat worms?
Payback is a bitch!
When they said they wanted stock, I thought they meant IBM…
Beware the Golden Arches… Beware…
165mkschmitz14@students.olatheschools.com
I thought chickens only ran around with their heads cut off.
I thought it was “Count to 3 and we BOTH run across the road.”
“I don’t suppose you remembered that it’s Zombie Appreciation Day?”
Does my face looks like a mickey mouse pac man?
So is George A. Romero auditioning yet?
ada.roman@gmail.com
I didn’t know that it meant “Rest in PEICES”!!!!!!!
So, I’d run out of candy when the kids came to the door and said “Chick or Treat”…..
“It means ‘Run Idiotic Poultry.”
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…He failed to note the “Beware of Zombies” sign on the gate.
Colonel Sanders is freaking out down here, he keeps repeating “No Trans Fats, that’s half of the 11 herbs and spices gone!”
“Stay the Course…”
I’m entering this for my father, Steve, who thought it up.
conservecanada@yahoo.com
They took my wings to Buffalo.
I’m a supermodel, can you tell?
Back from the grave to play the cynical foil to your naiveté!
(Put a crouching black cat behind the headstone)
Balloon text: “This isn’t even my headstone! That damn cat ate me, pooped me here and didn’t even scratch enough dirt to bury my feet! …RUN ! “
No i will not share my worms
Hey, throw me a bone here…
“I need your love to keep me warm”
Damn Colonel Sanders!!
Is thanksgiving over yet???
Pardon me, Do you have any grey poupon?