Savage Chickens - Halloween Contest 2006

Complete this cartoon and you could WIN Savage Chickens gear.

  • First prize: a mug and a t-shirt
  • Second prize: a t-shirt
  • And third prize: a mug

Winners announced!

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231 Responses to Halloween Contest 2006

  1. Mark says:

    Why did I cross the road?

  2. Dion says:

    knock, knock…

  3. vornn says:

    “Does my bum look big in this?”

  4. Robert Williams says:

    … 99 … 100 … Coming, ready or not!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Don’t Let Farmer John See you around the end of November or you will be next to me

  6. Hard but not says:

    “I am your father luke…”

  7. Hard but not says:

    “Oi.. Get off me… Don’t you know what the R of R.I.P means??”

  8. Anonymous says:

    Boy that was a Bad Worm!

  9. msb43402 says:

    What! No flowers! What will I tell the other undead mothers?

  10. Cuidado says:

    “Are you my mama?”

  11. José Mira says:

    “I died of botulism because I drank carrot juice!”

  12. Jean_Therapist says:

    I just want you to know… I kept running.

  13. Sarah B says:

    (In Zombie-like voice) KFC. Must have KFC. Original Recipe or Extra Crispy.

  14. Chris Garrison says:

    Beware the “other side”!

  15. says:


  16. Marc says:

    what’s a chicken like you doing in a place like this?

  17. Kynda says:

    Why did I have to go and cross that road?

  18. Anonymous says:

    Please, you’ve got to tell me… Did I leave the iron on?

  19. Glynis says:

    I was just trying to cross the road.

  20. teamwolfguard says:

    Brains! Brains! BRAI…. oh, its you again.

  21. turtleboy66 says:

    I can’t believe your in a cemetery at midnight…I thought you were a chicken…

  22. Liz says:

    sorry, but I’m Ralph Isaac Peterson, not Rudolph Ian Patrovich. You might want to try the next row over…

    ampersandebeth (at) gmail (dot) com

  23. rogge says:

    The Colonel DOES exist.

  24. Eric says:

    Got blood?

  25. Anonymous says:

    What’s this i hear about tar and feathering?

  26. Janice in GA says:

    Hmmm… I must’ve took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

  27. The_Nerk says:

    Excuse me, could you direct me towards Colonel Sanders?

  28. Matthew Beall says:

    I’m the crossing gaurd, egg size?

  29. Ausmcwhite says:

    Screw Cryogenics

  30. Anonymous says:

    Can you hear me now?

  31. srvdove says:

    HELP! Anderson Cooper is down here trying to interview people!

  32. pjc823 says:

    I thought Roosters woke everyone up!

  33. tony says:

    Bird flu…Who knew?

  34. Barbara says:

    When the worms eat you, it tickles.

  35. Codepope says:

    “Now 100% demonically recovered meat in Undead Chicken!”

  36. Bakari says:

    I knew something was up when that damn farmer invited me inside…birthday party my ass…

  37. Bakari says:

    Margaret told me not to wear the costume…

  38. noricum says:

    What is it this time?

  39. thayerpg says:

    Yes, I kept your secret.

  40. Reba says:

    Excuse me, do you have the time?

  41. flamingo2001us says:

    PHEEEW…You need a mint.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Go visit the Colonel you said. He’ll be able to help you said. Thanks

  43. cronopio says:

    “Hey, here’s a good joke! What’s the opposite of boneless chicken?”

  44. ZAZ says:

    Guess what: the chicken came first.

  45. melman says:

    Could you go grab me a pizza?

  46. Dart says:

    -Dracula Barry White-

    “Oh… vaby….. I vont to Love your Love….”

  47. Sara says:

    When I asked how to get to the other side I think I confused you.

  48. Allen says:

    [leave speech bubble blank]
    caption: Marcel Poulet de Pantomime, history’s greatest chicken mime, rises from the grave for one final performance!

  49. Allen says:

    Ebenezer… What do you mean Christmas is still 2 months away?

  50. Anonymous says:

    Do I smell bacon?

  51. poncho says:

    so,you come here often?

  52. eduff72 says:

    Who knew Asian bird fru was so contagious? Did I just say fru?

  53. poncho says:

    hey, welcome to my crib!! you’re from mtv right?

  54. eduff72 says:

    Who knew Asian bird fru was so contagious? Did I just say fru?

  55. Lewi says:

    “Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?”

  56. davel says:

    Hey, I heard skinless chicken was back in vogue again…

  57. r.fuel says:

    Nixon is much friendlier than I imagined.

  58. Dennis says:

    I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

  59. Tigerlilly says:

    Ahhhh… nice nap. Did I miss anything?

  60. Anonymous says:

    Yes I asked and OJ was guilty

  61. Creativeman1971 says:

    Yeah, we get all the worms we can eat.

  62. gillian says:

    I didn’t look both ways.

  63. David Langford says:

    The pay’s not very good, but I get all the sick days I want.

  64. VS says:

    “I saw lots of roasted chickens down there…”

  65. Kay says:

    Pardon me, Do you have any Grey Poupon?

  66. Unknown71 says:

    Yeah, We get all the worms we can eat.

  67. WhizGidget says:

    Wow… no one ever has anything to say until there’s something in it for them.

  68. The Happy Gapper says:

    The worst part is; my body is STILL running around out there!

  69. bechillnow says:


  70. KimAnn says:

    Is TomKat married yet?

  71. tracylynn says:

    What took you so long?!

  72. Sami Koivu says:

    “I bet your brains taste like chicken.”

  73. Terral says:

    Hi son, Hows your mother doing?
    Tell her that I still love her and am looking forward to the day we can be together again, Happy Haunting…..

  74. Anonymous says:

    Do you ever get the feeling someone is walking on your grave?

  75. Leah says:

    I think I overslept.

  76. Anonymous says:

    “i’m not your wife”

  77. deksuteru says:

    They ran out of dirt for my head…

  78. Lana says:

    Mad cow disease, it took your father too.

  79. shiubeedum says:

    Twick or tweet!

  80. Anonymous says:

    Didn’t see that one coming!

  81. Anonymous says:

    Your mom…
    no seriously, I met her. She says hello.

  82. FeelEnergy says:

    Bet you wish you listened to my epitaph suggestion now!

  83. Anonymous says:

    Cock a doodle BOOOOOO!

  84. meomy says:

    It means “Resting in PIECES!!!”

  85. Heather says:

    The chicken came first…and I am that chicken!

  86. Kennedy says:

    “Dude, I wanted to be cremated!”

  87. Sbyllek says:

    No you can’t have the wishbone!

  88. Sbyllek says:

    oops…email address:
    submitted on behalf of my hubby Matthew.

  89. Sheila says:

    No…I do not want to live forever in a paradise on earth.

  90. Gil says:

    “I am too chickened to die!”

  91. aly says:

    I thought I could be rehatched.

  92. Chuck V. says:

    NO, I won’t go Trick or Treating with you!! Does this look like a costume to you??

  93. Molly says:

    What are you looking at?

  94. Anonymous says:

    I didn’t want to rest in Phoenix.

    carlos.silva at gmail com

  95. Haiku says:

    Dam that Colonel Sanders.

  96. drbahb says:

    …barbeque sauce and a tanning bed…what happened to you…

  97. rjb229 says:

    “Chicken Soup is NOT good for the soul!”

  98. Anonymous says:

    “Are you using those feathers?”

  99. LeeAnna says:

    So just how long was I in the incubator?

  100. literaryequivalent says:


  101. randy meyer says:

    Like, peep, man!

  102. Anonymous says:


  103. drbahb says:

    …where’s keith..we gotta play…

  104. Anonymous says:

    (zombie voice) Gizzards! GIZZARDS!

  105. Anonymous says:

    I knew I should have turned left at Albequerque!

  106. boyboy says:

    Allan‘s comment with the mime!! That really cracked me up… :)) funny as hell.

  107. Levi Rocks says:

    “The Red Sox did what?! When?! Awww man…”

  108. Chuck V. says:

    I don’t care if you’re on a Halloween scavenger hunt!! Just put me back where you found me!!

  109. A.J. says:

    I told you I was sick

  110. Anna Brown says:


  111. TheGreatTimeWaster says:

    But I DID get all my shots!!!

  112. Anonymous says:

    dude, how long was i under?

  113. Anonymous says:

    Being Cordon Bleued wasn’t as much fun as I’d been led to expect….

    robinson at candw dot ky

  114. a1turbo88 says:

    dude, this is NOT a litter box!

  115. Ryan Pinkham says:

    I told you on friday that “My Zombie will haunt you!!:

  116. JimK says:

    “So as it turns out, the egg comes first. Anything else you want me to ask?”

  117. bubba says:

    Wow….10,000 years will give you such a kink in the neck.

  118. Anonymous says:

    believe me, working for kfc isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  119. wiggles says:

    “if only I would have washed myself thoroughly after handling myself”…and Salmonella strikes yet again

  120. mung!! says:

    35 years of marriage and all you could come up with was “R.I.P.”?

  121. Anonymous says:

    Is this what they meant when they called me a “chick” magnet?

  122. Anonymous says:

    “never flip the middle feather to anyone carrying a hatchet”

  123. buttercupboxer says:

    I told you, ‘my zombie is coming for you’.

  124. Lee Battersby says:

    So, twenty years of working as a boneless chicken, and the guilt finally gets to you. I knew this day would come…..

  125. melody says:

    “people i hate”(halloween edition), ghost hunters…i hate you

  126. gossy says:

    What have I missed on ‘Lost’?

  127. Laurel says:

    You were smart to be a vegetarian. It’s Revenge of the Worms down here!

  128. Artimus says:

    ‘Cause this is THRILLER!

  129. Starbucks_Patriot says:

    Wanna join the party down here?

  130. broncoface13 says:

    “Like I said, over my dead body…”

  131. Anonymous says:

    DO NOT cross the road!!!!!

  132. Shannon says:

    “You’re gonna blog about this, aren’t you?”

  133. Mick says:

    “What? Haven’t you ever seen chicken in grave-y before?”

  134. Anonymous says:


  135. Anonymous says:

    Whoah … and I thought I was ugly!

  136. Leondest says:

    Beware the Road

  137. Jen says:

    Fine. But did you have to tap dance?

  138. Snowdrops says:

    It’s not such a bad life here at all. I get to crow at all hours of the night rather than having to wait for the dawn, I get more worms than I can ever take a peck at, I have my very own special coop with no need to fight my corner against cocky youngsters. I’m really having a grand ole time. You should really stop by here more often you know…

  139. Cassie says:

    Hey baby, what’s up?

  140. Anonymous says:


  141. HT says:

    Actually, several of my initial thoughts have already been posted. So I’m left with the old standby:

    “I told you I was sick!”

  142. Haiku says:

    When I went to chock the chicken I had no idea this would happen!!

  143. Steveomatic93 says:

    For the last time “NO” you may not have my Led Zepplin Collection!!!

  144. Budiak says:

    “…and there’s video of my rocket truck hitting the side of the mountain. It was totally worth it.”

  145. Christine says:

    Yorick, Schmorick! My name was Melvin

  146. Suchie says:

    I see you went all out on the headstone…

  147. Skippy says:

    You know the cliche about needles in haystacks? It seems to work for pennies in leaf piles, too…

  148. meep says:

    Am I late?

  149. says:

    It’s my turn to get the marshmallows.

    [see cartoon 31 March 2006]

  150. Anonymous says:

    “am I soup yet?”

  151. Pokemon Master says:

    trick or treat…?

  152. Yorick194 says:

    Excuse me, do you happen to know where I can find a “Mr. Colonel Sanders”?…I’ve a bone to pick with him!

  153. Devin says:

    “So, be honest. Was ‘Snakes on a Plane’ really as good as everyone hoped it would be?”

  154. Scott says:

    What do you mean Bush is still in office???

  155. Dawn Johnson says:

    I am starved to death. Lets go out for ribs.

  156. Allen says:

    Speech bubble left blank.
    Caption: “Skeleton chickens have no vocal chords. Or lungs.”

  157. Anonymous says:

    “I’m BAWK from the dead!”

    jenomaha at gmail dot com

  158. Nick M. says:

    “It wasn’t just superstitious nonsense…”

  159. katzy says:

    Doesn’t Undead mean alive?

  160. Rachel Sullivan says:

    Why does it always say R.I.P.? Why can’t it say, torn?

  161. 2sidedpoly says:

    It means “Randomly Interred Poultry”

  162. 2Rabbits says:

    Doug, I can’t beat Topnotch’s “Cock a doodle BOOOO”. It’s quintessential Savage Chicken’s! Give the guy a shirt for a top notch caption!

  163. Zadkiel says:



    I’ll go grab my coat xP

  164. Bushy says:

    Soylent Green is chicken!

  165. Soheila says:

    hey, be a pal and push the snooze for me, would ya?

  166. Anonymous says:

    “Geez!! You’re loud enough to wake…ME!”

  167. Joel says:

    So, the last thing I remember was handing Bubba my beer and yellin’ “hey ya’ll watch this!”

  168. David says:

    Never take crossing the road advice from an armadillo.

  169. David says:

    Shhh! I’m hiding from a voodoo priestess.

  170. Rean Day says:

    OMG — the chicken mime is HI LAR RIOUS!!!! (I think I peed a little) Also I like bird flu…who knew!!

  171. whiznat says:

    “Live it up now, for when the Night Poodles come, YOU WILL BE MINE!!! BWAHAHAHA!”

  172. On the flipside Angie says:

    “What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?”

  173. Ryan Calorel says:

    cock a doodle…oh, damn, nevermind.

  174. Tyler says:

    Did you know dyslexic athiests don’t believe in Dogs?

  175. A.J. says:

    I told you I was sick

  176. Travis Furlong says:

    My one big regret? Winning those Alice Cooper tickets.

  177. Roshi says:

    Trust me: Eggtimer in microwave? Bad idea.

  178. Gigolo Kitty says:

    The egg came first! Tell the world, ’twas the egg that came first!

  179. Jim Tocchio says:

    “No shadow? That means, what…6 more weeks of Halloweens?”

  180. andy says:

    what? you look like you’ve seen a ghost!

    historybuff1892 (a t)

  181. Razz-Bel says:

    See you in two weeks…

  182. Anonymous says:

    I know Cats have 9 lives….So WHY do I keep coming back as a chicken….

  183. jem says:

    I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman..uuuummm…I am NOT really dead..uuummm…

  184. chxnravn says:

    and then she says to him “first you make a wish”….

  185. Playtah says:


    goingonholiday (at) hotmail (dot) com

  186. Anonymous says:

    I am out of here! That Elvis gets ALL the chicks.

  187. kizzy kay r. says:

    It is Halloween yet? I’m dying of hunger!

  188. thegirl31 says:

    Why is it always R.I.P.? Why is it never “TORN”?

  189. Kerry Woo says:

    Can you direct me to the stairway to heaven?

  190. Kelly says:

    “You got the time?”

  191. Mark says:

    “I had more than six grams of salt yesterday.”

  192. Anonymous says:

    “Oh don’t be such a drama queen you said…. It’s a just a cold, not the bird flu you said!”

  193. Anonymous says:

    What the cluck?

  194. Anonymous says:

    A cup of coffee would really get me moving

  195. hurricane423 says:

    Psst…wanna make a deal?

  196. Anonymous says:

    Just a tip from someone who’s been there….
    If Bill Clinton invites you to a party, Just say No!

  197. tangled says:

    Ok, if I don’t win the costume contest this year, heads are going to roll!

  198. mikelietz says:

    Don’t tell me that bad egg got here first.

  199. Anonymous says:

    so yeah…would you mind keeping my spot warm for a bit while i’m out scaring some chicks? i’ll be right back, I promise…mwah hah hah

  200. great scott says:

    “Sorry I’m late”

  201. jayfore1 says:

    “I see dead chickens…”

    However, if I had to vote for one, I vote for “What the cluck”

  202. jayfore1 says:

    “I see dead chickens…”

    However, if I had to vote for one, I vote for “What the cluck”

  203. Anonymous says:

    Until death do us part, remember dear? I can play the field now.

  204. Rhonda says:

    Well whoop-dee frikin do, I taste like dirt!

  205. Chuck V says:

    Don’t go Trick-or-Treating! Mom was right! Halloween candy does rot your teeth – and more!!

  206. says:

    You know how we eat worms?
    Payback is a bitch!

  207. says:

    When they said they wanted stock, I thought they meant IBM…

  208. Anonymous says:

    Beware the Golden Arches… Beware…

  209. rwblake says:

    I thought chickens only ran around with their heads cut off.

  210. Susan says:

    I thought it was “Count to 3 and we BOTH run across the road.”

  211. Diana says:

    “I don’t suppose you remembered that it’s Zombie Appreciation Day?”

  212. Renzo A says:

    Does my face looks like a mickey mouse pac man?

  213. Ada says:

    So is George A. Romero auditioning yet?

  214. meomy says:

    I didn’t know that it meant “Rest in PEICES”!!!!!!!

  215. Steve the Britboy says:

    So, I’d run out of candy when the kids came to the door and said “Chick or Treat”…..

  216. Jedi Pirate says:

    “It means ‘Run Idiotic Poultry.”
    …He failed to note the “Beware of Zombies” sign on the gate.

  217. hypnobee says:

    Colonel Sanders is freaking out down here, he keeps repeating “No Trans Fats, that’s half of the 11 herbs and spices gone!”

  218. Ellie says:

    “Stay the Course…”

    I’m entering this for my father, Steve, who thought it up.

  219. Travis says:

    They took my wings to Buffalo.

  220. Vixen says:

    I’m a supermodel, can you tell?

  221. Andrew says:

    Back from the grave to play the cynical foil to your naiveté!

  222. bunnydog mom says:

    (Put a crouching black cat behind the headstone)
    Balloon text: “This isn’t even my headstone! That damn cat ate me, pooped me here and didn’t even scratch enough dirt to bury my feet! …RUN ! “

  223. john says:

    No i will not share my worms

  224. Matt Skillen says:

    Hey, throw me a bone here…

  225. Trixie says:

    “I need your love to keep me warm”

  226. Anonymous says:

    Damn Colonel Sanders!!

  227. Elezebeth Webster says:

    Is thanksgiving over yet???

  228. samuel says:

    Pardon me, Do you have any grey poupon?

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