Savage Chickens - Halloween Contest 2007

Update: Winners announced!

Complete this cartoon and you could win Savage Chickens stuff!
– First prize: a t-shirt and a mug
– Second prize: a t-shirt
– Third prize: a mug

And here’s more Halloween stuff!

[Technorati tags: , , , ]

You Might Also Like:

Tagged with:

231 Responses to Halloween Contest 2007

  1. irishmaiden78 says:

    Eegor chicken- I told you to go for the diamonds, but Noooo… you had to go cheep and just grab the plugs…

  2. WeasleB says:

    Oh No its Frankencluck! He must be angry at you for mistaking his brain for corn at the last halloween party!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Oh My God! Its Frankenegg, the only chicken alive with REAL hair!

    (my e-mail is

  4. Ana says:

    “I came as a Chicken!”.

    God, I suck at this.

  5. Chris says:

    “Master… Seth Green is on the phone, he says he has a ‘cease and desist’ order…”

    chris at homebrew dot net

  6. Anonymous says:

    Do you expect us to go out with you looking like that, Freddie? Why can’t you dress normal like me and your big brother?

  7. Ronni says:

    I don’t know which is worse, the “Moe” haircut, or the piercing! Does it go ALL the way through?

  8. Adam says:

    “Dude, nice monster.”

  9. Darius says:

    “Whoa, let’s check out that Elvis-chiken back there”.


  10. Neke says:

    So… what do you do for a living?

  11. megan says:

    “You look different… did you get a haircut?”

    flawedgenius at gmail dot com

  12. Anthony says:

    Be careful, or he’ll run around like a chicken with his head cut off!

  13. Anthony says:

    “And what did they do with your nuggets?!?”

  14. Anonymous says:

    Frankenchicken sounds like something you bring to a Pot Luck.

  15. Fernie says:

    Hump, what hump?

  16. NavyPoetMom says:

    Hey, no fair! We had to wear costumes to work today! Where’s yours?

  17. Karen says:

    Timmy, Meet your father.

  18. Fuel says:

    He says he needs a partner for a duet of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”.

  19. ErickaJo says:

    I told him about the benefits package here.

  20. says:

    Well that settles it!

  21. says:

    Next time I vote Republican

  22. says:

    I told you the egg comes before any goodly chicken!

  23. Lioness says:

    Man,he sure is mad you stole his Mad Scientist costume idea! He had to go with Frankenstien instead.

  24. says:

    So that’s where my earplugs went to

  25. says:

    Uh oh! Something’s wrong with its cockscomb

  26. says:

    Well, if he can run around with his head cut off, I figured, what could he do if I sewed it back on?

  27. J.C. says:

    Young Chicken Fronkensteen

    “Dirty word! He said a dirty word!”

  28. Coralius says:

    He looks angry. I don’t like him when he’s angry.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Mein gott! You did it, Doctor! A chicken toupee!

  30. Anonymous says:

    Uh, Dave. Dave! Don’t leave us like this!

  31. Fred Kiesche says:

    “I told you no good would come from the chicken sampler pack!”

  32. Greg says:

    T… T…. T… TURDUCKEN!!!!!!!!

  33. Dick Kusleika says:

    Is that a drop stitch? Nice!

  34. MiMi aka Tippy Pennell says:

    What I said was, “Can you grab me a frank and a stein….”

  35. Joram Majere says:

    Could be worse… Could be raining

  36. kcbirder says:

    I caught this freak at the front door asking for candy.

  37. tazcat says:

    “but you said we didn’t have to dress up for this party!”

    tazcat2k at yahoo

  38. Stasha says:

    Master – I’m sorry, I really thought the Stooge brain would work…

  39. Ken says:

    Hey, you’re just lucky we saved you from that trip to the deep fryer!

  40. Seraphine says:

    Even your empty balloons are funny.

  41. RedShirt says:

    When you find yourself in danger,
    When you’re threatened by a stranger,
    When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (puk, puk, puk)
    There is someone waiting,
    Who will hurry up and rescue you,
    Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!)

  42. Eric says:

    I’m cranky when I wake up too

  43. Robin says:

    Well, it looks like you two could use a little time alone, so . . .

  44. faburobin says:

    Looks like you two need a little bonding time, so I’m off!

  45. Robin says:

    Sir, the stiching is exquisite, the bolts shine like diamonds, the hair . . . well, it stays on his head.

  46. Kim says:

    A hunchback, a monster and a zombie walk into a bar….

  47. Corey W says:

    Master, you must have used extra crispy! I warned you, only original recipe will do!

  48. Anonymous says:

    I could be wrong, but he really doesn’t look all that grateful.
    (chser at cox dot com)

  49. Chebutykin says:

    You’ve just won the Publisher’s Clearing House of Frankenstein Sweepstakes!

    (e-mail: chebutykin at visi dot com)

  50. Lesley says:

    To be honest, you aren’t particularly terrifying, mildly unnerving maybe. But in the spirit of Halloween…


    email: rm453 at yahoo dot com

  51. Anonymous says:

    ‘You made me a big brother!’

  52. Greg says:

    Boris, just because Bram says so is no reason for you and Dwight to scare all the kids every year.

  53. FP Art says:

    Don’t lose your head over it.

  54. Flo says:

    “Quick! Pull the corks and run!”

  55. Anonymous says:

    Doctor, I don’t want to alarm you, but I think I may have swallowed an egg.

    junkmailandspamgoinhere -at- gmail -dot- com

  56. Ty says:

    “I sold your new brain for a World Series ticket. Rocktober!”

  57. MarkL says:

    Waaaiiit a minute…
    You said the wattle goes WHERE?!
    So what’s that I attached to his chin??

    (my email is

  58. TexasChief says:

    “I think a facelift would have been sufficient”

  59. KP says:

    In the speech bubble:

    “I told you we should have used Thai massage and not lightning”

    Caption under cartoon:

    Igor moved on after the project with Dr. Franken-chicken and pursued a more holistic approach to monster creation.

  60. James says:

    On second thoughts, maybe I’ll keep the hump, Doc.

    maruqis at yahoo . com

  61. Sara says:

    I told you he was going to get made fun of for that ridiclous hair–You should have just let him go as Kevin Federline like he wanted.

    (my email is

  62. Bethany says:

    [In the speech bubble]
    I know what you’re thinking, and I can explain… he followed me home.

  63. Bethany says:

    I know what you’re thinking and I can explain…

  64. mishi44 says:

    Maybe now would be a good time to talk about that raise you’ve been promising me…….

  65. Gerald Ford says:

    “So I sez to the chiropractor I sez…”

  66. Laurel_Speak says:

    he must be hungry…hey why is he looking at me like that?!

    ljcadv at gmail dot com

  67. Mags says:

    … He got quite upset when he found out his hairstyle is old-fashioned. He wants bangs now.

  68. Anonymous says:

    He said he wanted a shave and a haircut, but I don’t think that is what he meant!

    wildman_sagle at yahoo dot ca

  69. mormonbradybunchdad says:

    That is a really bad toupee.

    Dude, you should see a doctor about that scar!!!

  70. JR Holaday says:

    [in the bubble]

    Bok – Cluckin 08


    Fowl Candidates

  71. kaminoo says:

    “I’m sorry, the wig store was low on stock..”

  72. Anonymous says:

    “Maybe we should put him on that makeover show–it makes everyone look like a star!”

  73. lioness says:

    Run for your life! It’s a chicken with a bad toupe’!!!! AHHHHHH

  74. Sbyllek says:

    Just give him a hug already!

  75. David says:

    If you’d have shelled out the extra $800 we could have gotten the top of the range model. Thats what you get for buying inferior corpses.

  76. Ryan King says:

    I don’t think he wants to hug.

  77. r.fuel says:

    Yes, we have no bananas.

  78. Anonymous says:

    Didn’t I say NO to staying out all night running from your friends and playing with fire? Go to your room.

    Monster Rebellion


  79. Anonymous says:

    Your boss doesn’t look like a stuffed chicken to me, Daddy.


  80. Maggie says:

    Augh! He’s going to sue for malpractice!

  81. GreenBoy says:

    So Guys – For Halloween, I was thinking we could go as “Ghost Busters” or something…

  82. Anonymous says:

    when did your husband get back into town?

  83. Dawn says:

    I’ve got now ideas, but this seems like an appropriate panel for a Cronenberg joke.

  84. Brenda says:

    I don’t CARE if that’s how all the kids are dressing! Go put something decent on, young man!

  85. Carlos Morales says:

    Hey!! Timmy Tofu is taking all the food!

  86. Mander says:

    I don’t know, the bolts are a nice touch but the bowl cut’s a little too emo for me.

    muggles13 at gmail dot com

  87. josh says:

    I told you, neck bolts are so last year!

    galonar at gmail dot com

  88. Anonymous says:

    Are you sure you read the directions?

    harrybagger at yahoo dot com

  89. bitts says:

    Chill out, man. Chicks dig scars.

  90. Isaac Mahomie says:

    Ouch… Does that hurt?

  91. maui mickey says:

    You think thats scary,I’m dressing up as Cornel Sanders!!

  92. Joshua says:

    Can we PLEASE make the next one smaller?

  93. Logan Murray says:

    “He has your mother’s eyes.”


  94. Anonymous says:

    Have you ever considered plastic surgery? It’s done wonders for me.

  95. says:

    wow! that doctor is amazing, you can’t tell she has had work done.

  96. Ben says:

    “I told you we should have brought candy.”

  97. Tim Grogan says:

    You have done it Doctor Frankencluck! You have reboned a boneless chicken!!

  98. Anonymous says:

    “*sigh* i TOLD you this would happen!”

  99. Anonymous says:

    Ummm… I know this is a bad time but… you forgot the spork.


  100. tish adams says:

    i thought the bolt was on the OTHER side!

  101. lisa says:

    The pudding bowl haircut was his idea.

  102. MatthewG says:

    Oh great, Transylvanian TSA.

  103. Kelly says:

    Good McNuggets gone bad.

  104. Adam says:

    You should probably get that checked out.

  105. bvtiger07 says:

    So…What are you supposed to be?

  106. says:

    Maybe the growth hormone was a bad idea after all…

  107. funspirit says:

    Not another “decapitated chicken” costume. Can’t anyone be more original?

  108. Nelvam says:

    Did you REALLY think he wouldn’t mind having no genitals, master?

  109. Anonymous says:

    “US?! Vhat do you mean zee master iz angry vith US? Zee slime in his goulash bowl vas YOUR idea!”

  110. says:

    “When did you have the eyebrow work done?”

  111. ramonathepest says:

    i thought they said dr. phil would be here

  112. ramonathepest says:

    damn pests, my e-mail address is

  113. Andrew says:

    “I told you to get a tutorial with the nail gun before you used it…”

  114. Anonymous says:

    Oh, come on. It’s the Marty Feldman character whose talking. The only possible line is “Walk this way.”

  115. Anonymous says:

    “Why does he keep asking how to get to Sesame Street”

  116. Anonymous says:

    Master there’s a mob of angry villagers with Sporks coming for him!!!

  117. Sherri says:

    “Bismillah! No, we will not let you go”

    He’s just a poor boy, nobody loves him.


  118. Anonymous says:

    Alright! I’m sorry, it does look realistic…

  119. James says:

    I swear there are always parts left over when you buy monsters from IKEA

  120. mikelietz says:

    Next time, don’t use a mime’s brain and maybe we’d know what he wants.

    codger at gmail

  121. Anonymous says:

    Hump? What hump?

  122. noricum says:

    Hey, he walks just like a chicken with it’s head cut off…

  123. says:

    Now calm down, Frank…What makes you think I stole your trick-or-treat bag?

  124. Julien says:

    Dude, I’m not sure about the Britney Spears costume…


  125. Budiak says:

    This is the fifth year in a row he’s gone as Hillary Clinton!

  126. Anonymous says:

    Oh my gosh! It is FRANKenstein the only chicken that tastes like beef!

  127. nebulatravel says:

    “No. I said you’re Larry, I’m Mo and he’s Curly.”
    (Frankenstein and friends dressing up for Halloween)

  128. Anonymous says:

    “Uh oh. We’ve angered the chickenstein monster.”


    “I wonder if this is what you’d get if you stuck enough chicken nuggets together.”

  129. Dart says:

    -Three Stooges Halloween Party ’07-

    “Um… Larry… I think your going to have to come up with a better costume then that old Hue Hefner smoking jacket… Moe’s pulling out all the stops this year!”

  130. drbahb says:

    trust me, the “MO” haircut looks great on you

  131. paul.thayer says:

    In the Bubble:

    What a load! A kite eating tree that eats chicken burning pumpkins.

    Caption underneath:

    Chicken Ghost Stories

  132. lioness says:

    Run for your life! It’s a chicken with a bad toupe’!!!! AHHHHHH

  133. Clay H says:

    It could be worse… Could be raining

  134. says:

    I’m sorry! I threw it away because I thought it was a leftover part!

  135. Dale says:

    Dr. Moestein! No not your brother?!

  136. Jeni says:

    “but dr. frankenfowl, he just vants a hug!!!”

    for the bottom caption i.e.title

    Frankenfowl’s Monster

  137. Jeni says:

    sry I forgot to add my email so I’ll just repost my caption 😀

    “But dr.frankenfowl, he just vants a hug!”

    and for the title

    frankenfowl’s monster


  138. jem says:

    At least you’re not running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off!!

    Caption: Analogies run amuck.

  139. Anonymous says:

    I’ll have what he’s having.

  140. Allen says:

    Next time, be a bit less vague about your appearance in your eharmony profile.

  141. Doctora_Fronkonstin says:

    “Goss! Are you a death beatle or something?”

  142. Gray says:

    Oh no, Master! I think I accidentally picked up the Cheney brain!

  143. says:

    Uh, Frankie baby, I have a hunch that Inga’s invitation to “roll in the hay” had nothing to do with eggs! You’re so Abby-Normal!

  144. jfalmeida(at) says:

    “The toupee isn’t enough. It still looks like a KFC chicken!”

  145. Anonymous says:

    title – Ruffled Feathers

    “Monsterous?… really? Why not call him huge or jumbo?”

    Thanks Doug… love ’em!


    (deeders_ at hotmail dot com)

  146. Marnie says:

    It’d be titled:
    Igor’s Head Club for Chickens
    and the bubble would say

    “An in our spring line, we are featuring The Ringo”

  147. drwavydavy says:

    drwavydavy said:

    “What do you mean by a menagerie-a-trois?!”

  148. Naomi says:

    Maybe next year we should come as characters that can get chicks.

    “Frankenstien’s monster gets stood up”

  149. Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t we just get a dog?

  150. Molly says:

    Haha wow I love your Halloween contest….it’s like getting 151 SGs instead of one with all these comments

  151. Heidi Renee says:

    Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide Chicken?

  152. Anonymous says:

    Igor chicken: I think he wants a hug…

  153. Jo says:

    Puttin’ on the Ritz…?

  154. Pablo says:

    I told you, Gene, that Mel did a bad casting on this one. Peter Boyle with the costume on is less frightening!

  155. Big Rob says:

    Well doc, maybe you shouldn’t have told him to cross the road.


  156. Joanne says:

    “I told you he looked too much like Homer Simpson. No wonder he’s so cranky!”


  157. melvin says:


  158. Justin says:

    Caption: Monster Interviews

    Speech Bubble: “How much experience do you have with mobs carrying
    pitchforks and torches?”

    email: minnesotajustin (at) gmail (dot) com

  159. says:

    in elucidation of earlier post –

    Caption: The Chicken or the Egg?
    Bubble: Well that settles it.

  160. bear says:

    i-gor – if you want a roll int he hay, take the Dr…..

  161. Jessica says:

    Angry? Angry is looking at everyone’s feet all day cuz this stupid hump won’t let me stand upright!

  162. Anonymous says:

    tall,dark and handsome huh?

  163. Neil says:

    Seriously, Bob, it’ll wash off! You were asleep and we’re late for the Halloween Party…


  164. kirk says:

    Behold the Chickenstein!!

  165. kirk says:

    “Oh my God! the Bird Flu has gotten worse!”

  166. Anonymous says:

    He told me to grown my own!


  167. kirk says:

    “this is halloween, this is halloween!”

  168. kirk says:

    “Hey its not Halloween yet! Go back and lay some more eggs!”

  169. eldred5 says:

    “I told him the operation wasn’t covered by his HMO.”

  170. Hana says:

    “I told you this would happen when we ran out of candy to give him…”

    i thought i’d give it a try.

  171. Hugo says:

    “Hey…the hair was his idea!”

  172. Dev_chieftain says:

    “You know, I think he’s mad about the haircut.”

    Just thought I’d give it a try!

  173. M-L says:

    Wait, wait, wait.
    What beats scissors?

  174. Anonymous says:

    Doctor Frankenstein clears his conscience

    “so, after Frankie here happened, I joined the Workoholics Anonymous…”


  175. MhacLethCalvin says:

    I’m sorry Curly, but after our last show that’s what happened to Moe.

  176. Paultera says:

    Big deal. Most of us can still run around for like 15 minutes withOUT our heads.

  177. Tyler J says:

    “Jesus? What happened to you? It’s only been 3 days!”

    Caption: When Holidays Collide.


    (sorry, i know i sent a variation of this to the email, i just wanted to make sure it got in the contest, I dunno if I got the email right)

  178. the great auk says:

    “At this rate he’ll never be ready in time for the talent show.”

  179. Amir Fuhairah says:

    We’ve been here for 24 hours and not a SINGLE ONE is good enough! NEXT!

    Caption: Horror Movie Auditions

  180. Tim says:

    “I’m not sure Master, but I think he’s saying he’s got a lawyer and he’s going to sue you for wrongful life!”

  181. Anonymous says:

    Dude!! Is your Mom o.k? She looks different.

  182. Anonymous says:

    Why do you have to be so old fashioned? GMOs not good enough for you?


  183. rotts says:

    Mahster, I thought you said there’d be no Moe monsters!

  184. David says:

    Didn’t he used to be taller?

  185. gopaz says:

    Ahhh…actually, Frank didn’t sleep with her…I did, but it didn’t mean anything. I swear!

  186. buttercupboxer says:

    Abby, Abby Normal, you listen to the doctor this instant!

  187. Molly says:

    “I told you master, we should have gotten him a perm.”

  188. Scott says:

    “I think he knows we had his legs for lunch”

  189. Mike says:

    Not my fault. Doc here picked the HMO.

  190. Kyle says:

    You know how you said no brains from psychopaths? Funny story about that.

  191. Anonymous says:

    Boss, he wants you to play Monster Mash AGAIN!

  192. Sanity Clause says:

    “Sorry, the Zombie ate the brain marked “prime” – we had to improvise”

  193. H says:

    I thought the toupee would take attention away from the blood thirsty look in his eyes…


    dj_outstanding [at] hotmail [dot] com

  194. Anonymous says:

    YOU FOOL!…I told you use the curly brain

  195. Lisa says:

    You mean to tell me that you “accidently” bought the “Hannibal Lecter Special” brain instead of the “Albert Einstein Deluxe”???

  196. Anonymous says:

    “But honey, isn’t he a bit old for you?”

    Caption: Frankenstein re-enters the dating world.

  197. Kevin Makice says:

    You’re saying I can’t haz cheezburger?

  198. Schnitzelboi says:

    “Of course I invited him over, master, he was listed as F17Cali on myspace!”

  199. Martin Saunders says:

    Igor: You said you wanted him in green? We ran out last order, trust me, I’m very sure this model will accommodate all of your domination plans.

    Title: Igor’s Used Body Parts

  200. Jon C says:

    You saw the walrus trying to get to second base too?

  201. says:

    Peter Boiled’s Casting Call
    Congratulations! Have I got the Agent for you!

  202. says:

    Help Wanted at the Lab,
    If You Attach Us Can I Get Overtime?

  203. rebecca says:

    Our records show that you’re two months behind on your student loan payment. Frank accepts debit, credit, or personal checks. Or kidneys.

  204. says:

    Great Costume!
    Mine’s just a pillow!

  205. Trudy says:

    Mathter but you thaid you would die to look like Brad Pitt?

  206. Anonymous says:

    Okay Frank, we get it! FRYER BAD! FRYER BAD!


  207. gimlet says:

    Oh and I see you’ve already met our Director of HR…

  208. Rowsie says:

    “I think it’s time you told him he was adopted”

  209. Ryan Koch says:

    Title: Missed Opportunity

    “I told you to make a ‘Hen-enstein’ at the same time, but noooooo….”

  210. Mike the Inn Owner says:

    XYZ PDQ! Your Jugular is showing!

  211. says:

    Monster Hungruy!
    The Humps all Bone.
    Eat Him!

  212. Anonymous says:

    Can I have his jacket when we’re done with him?

    I have emailed this same entry but just figured out how to blog.

    my email is (

  213. Anonymous says:

    1.part monster
    i guess he really isnt dead

  214. Sara says:

    I told you he was going to get made fun of for that ridiculous hair–You should have just let him go as Kevin Federline like he wanted.

    *I re-posted mine, because I realized I spelled a word wrong when I first posted it 🙂

    (my email is

  215. Anonymous says:

    who came first the chicken or the egg-or?

  216. Anonymous says:

    As you can see Mr Stien the hair plugs have taken perfectly!

  217. Anonymous says:

    Ok, I’ll say it – That does not look like Kelly LeBrock! Curse you John Hughes!


  218. Sonora says:

    “Master, I told you not to call him genetically modified!”

  219. Anonymous says:

    hey doug i put the one that says

    Dude!!Is your mom okay!She looks different…

    heres my email

  220. Samantha says:

    “What!? I though you said you didn’t want any of your Halloween candy!”

  221. Daniela says:

    Doctor, remember – the customer is always right!

    (Sorry, misspelled my e-mail address in the last one…smooth, I know…)

  222. says:

    No Monster! No!
    You cannot kill the barber no matter how bad the haircut is.

  223. hypnobee says:

    You have to do something about him. He’s ruined my favourite pair of socks and he’s left you another little surprise in the middle of the living room floor again.

    Caption – Monster Training


  224. monocle barbie says:

    Boy, do I feel under dressed.

  225. Manny says:

    Master! Anne widdecombe heard you didnt invite her to your halloween party…

    (Anne widdecombe is a politican in the UK and I just thought she looks alot like it…check her here

  226. Mike says:

    Wow! I saw it in a movie
    Now its gonna hug you

  227. Aurea says:

    Hey Moe, Larry here didn’t put on a costume.

    Caption: Three Stooges at a Halloween party.

  228. alex filo says:

    sorry, i like turtles.

  229. James says:

    I haven’t got “the hump”, I just wish you’d let me wear the Frankenstein costume!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Shop for Savage Chickens Gear

Visit the store for mugs, t-shirts, and other fun stuff.