Time for the annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win Savage Chickens mugs:
– First prize: 4 mugs
– Second prize: 2 mugs
– Third prize: 1 mug
To enter, tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or send it to me using my contact form. UPDATE: Winners announced!
You Might Also Like:
If you liked this, please share it!
582 Responses to Halloween Contest 2010
Leave a Reply to Orkahm52 Cancel reply
Buy my new book!
“I’ll have a BLT toad.”
No, it’s supposed to be a Senator! Can I just have my ice cream cone?
One large onion rings of power, please.
Witch burger, charcoal grilled, please. Hold the onions
Comicon? What do you mean. I should smite thee.
“Can I borrow this?”
The room is clean now !
Not even a free cookie? You know what ‘trick or treat’ means, right? I’ll give you a moment to reconsider.
Witch burger do I want?
Avada Kedavra
…and no leeches.
I want to keep my slim figure.
A Newtburger to go, please. Eyes extra crunchy.
What do you mean, I can’t have eye of newt on my chicken burger?
Hi my name is Kiki, someone here ordered two meals from BurgerKing.
…and then I turned him into a newt! True story! So what have you been up to since high school?
Hi gentle fellow, I am here to take you with me in my quest and make you leave your miserable condition… No, just kiddin’! One hamburger please.
“I’m not a witch, I’m you!”
Super-Size! And no diet Coke. It’s for Hansel.
Why Andy? Why did you always refuse to be a druid, like your father?
I would like the Haunted Happy Meal and an icecream with evil sprinkles.
I’ll have a McSandwitch.
…and the Diet Toil and Trouble in a to-go cup, thanks.
“Yes, mate. I am now a sorcerer. And you still working for KFC… obviously!”
“No, I would not like a splash of water with that!!”
The McChicken.
One supersized Grilled Witch Burger menu with Toad-juice, please.
Your costume is a bit of a stretch…
Trick or treat?
… a bloody McGyver with BlairWitch fries, a diet PotterCoke and 6 Savage Chicken McNuggets, please!
“Chicken burger with… eggs!”
Extra garlic, please.
Give me the most wicked burger you have! Wait, just make that a chicken burger.
Ashes to ashes,
Witch to employee,
Prepare a Cheeseburger to me!!
And one for my colleague. Fries too. Thank you!
“Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.
A drum, a drum!
Macbethnugget doth come”
Yes, I do mind sweeping the floor!
I would like a chickenfingerburger with extra blood sauce… or I will turn you into a frog
I always wanted one of those “wet floor” signs to go with my broom.
I’d be much less scary a mascot than a clown.
Yes, a side of flies. But hold the salt.
Four burgers, please.
And one onion ring to rule them all.
Stare and you’ll be flipping burgers in an eye-blink.
A Wiccanburger please. Hold the newt’s eyes.
Sorry, you never graduated from Hogwarts, Harry! One Muggle-Burger please!
“The meal is for free or i transform you into the 6-wings-box!”
Just fries. Burned flesh makes me queasy.
OR
Just fries. Burned flesh gives me nightmares.
What is this place?
What do you mean I can’t pay with spell cheque?
Here are some ideas:
“My broomstick runs on old cooking oil. Can I get any?”
“Do you guys have a fly-thru counter?”
“If you forget the popcorn chicken, I’ll turn you into some.”
Just thought of another one- “What do you have in cauldron size?”
“Hi, I’m the new cleaning Lady”
One veggie-burger, on the fly!
I don’t know which is scarier, finding a time traveling broom on Halloween, or seeing myself working at Burger King.
“I just finished cleaning up your mess. Check the zombies better next time.”
You guys hiring? With this economy, I need something to do in the off-season.
Burger for me and a donut for my broom
Yes, I’d like flies with that
I have a trademark on all uses of the word “witch.” You owe me $50 billion.
… and a little dog, too.
“Veggie Halloween?!”
“I’ll get one Cornburger, my pretty, and your little dog, too!…….
MWWHeee Heee Heee!”
Can I have flies with that…. sorry I meant fries
“I get it! You’re supposed to be a baseball player!”
What do you mean you don’t sell deep fried toads? I guess I’ll take a medium boiled cat, hold the peppers.
Would you like to look like a toad? Get me my order of frog fries!
I’ll have some eye of newt; I’m flying tonight.
“one sand-witch with extra spells, please”
BOO!
(Secondary bubble)
Sorry if I scared you… I’ll take it to go.
“….. with extra eye of newt but hold the pilot’s thumb. And a skinny non dairy latte to go!”
You complain?! Try flaying newts for a living.
“BOK! BOK! BOK!”
What? It’s a chicken!
Now which parts exactly go into McNuggets?
You can’t go wrong with barbeque burger in Salem. Am I right:)
I’ve just left Salem to go to Barbados, can I get my order to go? Yes, this broom has cup holders.
I’d like a Hansel and Gretel combo with fries and a Diet Coke, please.
“I’ll have a HanselBurger, extra plump, and a side of ladyfingers. And no, I don’t want breadcrumbs with that.”
Looking for someone to do the cleaning shop?
See, son? This is why you should’ve stayed in school. Look at your cousin Harry, he went to Hogwarts.
Wait, can I try again?
(no text in bubble–this text under comic) Things did not turn out as McCluckies had hoped at this year’s Mute Easter Bunny Costume Contest.
Or a rewrite: “Cauldron-size me”
Do i need fries with that ?
Are you kidding me? No brooms in the drivethrough?
“Wow, your costume is so elaborate! How’d you attach the menu to your head?”
Are you still hiring? I’m going to be laid off November 1.
“no, don’t worry about supersizing the order. i’ve got a spell for that!”
How many peasants could the cholesterol in your biggest burger kill?
“I’ll have the chicken McDouble with toil and trouble. Hold the pickles.”
“I’ll get the value size Dorthy and… What the heck… Her little dog too.”
“You stopped serving breakfast already? What a world what a world!”
I’d like a Double Dorothy burger, a large Toto fries, an Over the Rainbow shake and a small bowl of Ghoulash. Does the Spooky meal come with Ruby Slippers?
“Was that your cousin in the picture?”
//hint: it’s a chickenburger
You have a great future, Harry. Dive through the deep frier at three quarters to twelve.”
🙂
“But all black cats should has cheezburgers!”
The only thing scary here is the prices.
So the curse DID work?
Which which is which? oh… I want a sandwich.
“Do you have a job for me? I’m bringing my own broom!”
Trick or Tweet!
What are you supposed to be?
I’ll take the Toil and Trouble Combo, and could you Double Double it for me?
So, you don’t have witches brew?
I’m going as Christine O’Donnell
Where do you keep your cleaning supplies? My broom stopped working.
I’ll have the McDoubleDoubleToilAndTrouble, hold the poison’d entrails.
CHICKEN nuggets? I thought they were CHILDREN nuggets! I think I’m going to be sick…
I’ll have a Chicken Special from the Cannibal Menu
…and that’s how I became your boss
“Don’t forget to sweep under the pentagram.”
Clean for food.
This menu is as uninspired as my costume
Can I has cheeseburger?
bawk, bawk ba-gawk, bawk bawk.
I Can Alacazam Cheezburger?
“Are your kids meals made from real kids or are they imitation?”
“…and your little hot dog, too!”
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/boxbrown/chickencontestwitch.jpg
“They’re vampires. Franchise management doesn’t like it either, but the standard 10 per cent senior discount applies.”
Yes, I *WOULD* like Fries with That!
breakfast or treat!!
Eye of newt,toe of frog, wool of bat, and… tongue of dog.
Also, a medium fry and large Coke, please.
…And you, too can get into Politics just like I did……
“What do you mean you don’t serve my kind here?”
I’ll take the Gretel Burger and some Hansel fries, please.
By the pricking of my thumbs
something extra juicy with pickles this way comes
are your kids meals made with real kids?
If you ask me if I want fries one more time, I’ll turn you into a newt.
One Bubble-Bubble, hold the toil and trouble, please.”
(only works in places with In’N’Out burger.)
Barfswine isn’t as posh as Warthog but is a fine magic school, you know.
If you don’t hold the onions I’m going to fly off the handle!
Sorry but the extralarge hot dog you sold me has no bread.
Eye of Newt, and one large witch’s brew – to go.
Won’t you guys be serving Pumpkin today? I could use a couple jack-o’-lanterns
I think we accidentally traded brooms
my hat is better, cooler and scariest that your!
No, I’m not saying I’m NOT a mere mental projection of your childhood fears; I’m just saying I have a right to double onion rings!
They were all out of Gandalf the “Gray” costumes. This was the best I could do.
If I get the job I’ll buy a sport vaccum cleaner.
Make your burgers tasty AND nutritious? Impossible!
“Hogwarts is amazing. I’m going into my 7th year there. Huh…wait…Volde- who?”
WOW! You went all out on your costume.
You were right! That Super-Healthy-Burger(TM) WAS good … and – despite my suspicions – no Brain Damage AT ALL. [Belch] So, … when shall we three meet again?
—————
Sorry if I double-posted that now, i just cant see my comment (normally they appear instantly with a ‘waiting for moderation’ remark)
Oh yeah, and I strongly visualize that Belch puntuation mark from https://www.savagechickens.com/2010/09/the-latest-in-punctuation.html
I’d make much less scary a mascot than any clown.
…Yes! I’d like the Hot Salem Burning Sauce Combo
Son, I am disappoint!
((Sorry for that one ;p))
I’m back from break. Gonna go sweep the ladies room.
It’s my way right away or I start making chicken sandwiches.
“Can you point me to the marketing department…”
Screw your burgers to the sticking-place.
“Sarah Connor?”
what do you mean by ” we don’t serve your kind around these parts”!!?!?!
I’ll have a batwing burger, frogfries, bug nuggets, and eyeball bloodshake. No lettuce on the burger please; lettuce is yucky.
“It’s 2010 and still no brooms allowed in the drive-in…i’d like to have the kids menu, with extra fingers please.”
Please, 2 Ronald’s Big Eye, 1 big Grimace Bloody Shake, and 1 Burglar’s Fries
Hey boss, I finished to clean the toilet. The Beetle Burger is pretty hard to digest…
I’d like the “kids meal” please – how many does it come with?
What costume?
lorem ipsum
((THE classic text to fill a void .. but doesn’t it also fit the fast food industry in its literal translation?))
Look, if I have to use my own broom to sweep up, then you’ll have to deal with the occansional haunted deep fryer.
On a related note, you might not want to put pickles on tonight’s burgers.
No, no fries, but could I have a handful of mugwort with that?
One Salem-Burger, hold the inquisition sauce, please..
We were supposed to go on date buddy. you forgot??????
I’d like eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog, and a diet cola.
“nice costume!” 🙂
I’ll have half a dozen eyes of newt and some bat tongue to go – and can you supersize that tongue? Extra spells to do tonight!
I’ll have a bubble bubble toil and trouble with some fire burned fries and a glass of cauldron bubbles!
…And your little McDog, too!
No! I can’t just conjure up a burger… Why do you think I came here?
I’d like a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
“If I were a zombie this would be so much easier…”
I’m looking for the chosen one. Have you seen any burguer with a thuder-form lettuce?
I’d like one Cauldron-Baked Fenny Filet, extra eye of newt, no dog tongue, and a large Lizard’s Leg. Oh. And a Diet Coke.
No, I just have a really pointy head and a sweeping fetish.
“Yes, I would like flies with that.”
“Make me one with everything.”
See, she’s Buddhist. She’s just dressed up as a witch because it’s Halloween.
i was recently laid off my old job, but i heard you guys might be hiring janitors? i have my own broom…
I know I’m dressed as a witch and not a cannibal, and I know my order doesn’t quite match my costume, but I really want that grilled chicken sandwich.
No I do NOT want flies with that.
This french fry is way to long.
What costume?
…small eye of newt, and… yeah, I’ll goblin-size that.
Didn’t you get the memo? Today is employee costume day.
‘Teenager stuck in dead end job’, now that’s a scary costume.
Nice costume.
“..uhhh..and a 10 piece Eye of Newt-gets.”
Trick or Tweet
Chick or Tweet
Which came first, the McChicken or the Egg McMuffin?
Ah, a picture of Uncle Mickey
I can’t decide WITCH burger to order.
If I wanted chicken I’d chew my wing off.
Yes, with extra eye of newt.
You can’t make it my way!?! What kind of burger place is this that doesn’t carry eye of newt as a condiment?
“Nice hat.”
“I’ll have an Egg McMuffin. I hate eating the young raw.”
one cannibal burger please
I like your chicken costume.
“So you’re saying the kids meal has NO kids in it?”
Fifteen orders of chili please, I need a quick brew for the coven meeting.
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,–
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”……’and hold the mayo!’
Can I take your order?
title: Halloween – the dress up bonanza
Dressed for Holloween? No. I’m just out to get a flying start on my Christmas shopping.
“Sure I can show you a trick! I’ll make a McChicken disappear if you don’t double time it with my order!”
“Why hunt for toads and bats when the same chemical components are available in a 59 cent patty?”
One onion ring to rule them all!
So if you say “free toy inside” you get the kids without gingerbread walls?!
What do you mean ‘nice costume’?! I have to respect the dress code, especially for the meeting tonight! We’ll have a very important customer. No need to make fun of me because of that!
Hansel-burger with extra Gretel. Oh, and a small diet Coke. No ice.
The Adventures of Hattie the Dyslexic Witch: “Are you sure? I could have sworn it said ‘Eat Kids Free!'”
“I promise I’ll clean the bathrooms right after I take care of this Voldemort business.”
“I’ll have that monster style please.”
“So this Happy Meal thing is done with real children?”
“This new spell I’m working on requires creepy stuff in it. So, what’s on menu?”
Sorry the possible bad english. I’m doing just for fun, so I don’t need to participate in the contest.
“A Bludger and some Quaffles… Wait, Snitch the Quaffles for a ham Quidditch, I need protein for the game.”
‘Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and drive-thru windows are busy.
It’s nice to take a break from junk food. I’ll have double cheese burger combo. Fries instead of flies.
Bob says my participation in this Halloween Witch-Hunt promotion is sure to get me the assistant manager job. I wonder why he had to go pick up fire wood.
1.) “Yes, I’ll need a cupholder.”
2.) Broomstick; the other, other form of transportation: “Do you validate parking?”
3.) “Umm…can I just get a small fry and an application?”
I can haz cheezeburger ??
Yes…it’s Witches Heritage Week over at the Plaza. Do you have our order ready? Don’t short us or you’ll be hopping home…
NO I would not like frogs legs with that. Why do you people always ask that?
I would like FRIES with that… Jees
Yes I would like flies with that.
“If you really interested, I can set you up with an internship. You’ll start off with a smaller broom of coarse.”
Heeeeeee…… my pretty boy!! You’re under my spell, so give me an Unhappy Meal with bloody fries, and a cauldron brew to go. It’s time to fly!
“I’m actually not a witch”
“if you don’t give out free food, you should at LEAST have a candy bowl out”
“are you guys hiring?”
“I guess I must be early. you’d think if you’re friends convince you to go trick-or-treating early, they’d at least show up on time.”
“How many chicken sandwiches could a chicken witch pitch if a chicken witch could pitch a chicken sandwich?”
“You’re lucky he drew me and not one of the zombies…”
How convenient is it that I stood right under this speech bubble?
I heard you guys have great chicken witch dressing…
Can I have a hell-of-a-weenie please?
“So you guys claim to have the biggest chicken-wich in town?”
I don’t want a large Farva, I want a liter of cola!!
“Please hold the eye of newt, I’m watching my figure.”
“Oooh can I get human fingers instead of fries with that?”
“I came here to curse and become you a zombie. But I see you already are one.”
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Can I have a large Salem Shake please, with extra eye-of-nute?
What do you mean you’re not serving McRibs?!
Hey, nice costume!
an order of brains and zombie-size it, to go.
Is the meat made from real children? I heard it’s just children-flavored processed ghoul.
What do you mean you just stopped serving breakfast? But I work the night-shift!
I forgot my wallet. Do you accept eye of newt?
Bathrooms are clean; Mind if I hitch a ride home on this thing?
“I’m telling you, there are some weird things outside! I had to fly over them to get here!”
“I was hoping for a good treat. But it seems I’ve been tricked…”
I’ll have a cheeseburger, treacle tart and a large pumpkin juice to go.
What do you mean you’re out of Harry Potter Happy Meal Toys?
“I’ll have a kids meal, with extra kids and a side of gingerbread.”
Apparently I’m you, so can I get a discount?
“You’re hiring? Do you allow Samhain as a religious holiday?”
“Eye of newt, I can handle. But McNuggets? That’s just nasty!”
I don’t want a large, I want a goddamn liter o’potion.
“Oh no, that’s okay, I can ‘supersize it’ myself!”
I’d like to apply for a job with the wizard who turned all your customers into fat eating Zombies.
“For a… small fee… I could make sure your business would be hex free. It would be most unfortunate if you got hit by stray hex, wouldn’t it?”
AHA!
This curse turned to be way better than expected!
I’ll take a side of flies with that
“I said you burned my steak sandwich, what did you think I said?”
Last time I took my broomstick through the drive-thru I got rear-ended by drunk frat boys.
They were all out of Chuck Norris costumes.
The endless suffering, the terrible smell, the oppression of evil forces…
This place is AWESOME!
anything but tofu, it’s … personal
witch menu is cheapest?
The grilled chicken, medium fries, a large water – no make that a chocolate shake – and 30 flying monkey meals, to go.
Broom. Burgers. Gattlestar Galactica.
You are looking at me as though I’d be tasty roasting over an open flame…
I’ll take a Somewhat Bemused Meal to go please.
Hold the witch hazel.
Which witch ‘wich is which?
‘Can I have my leg back now?’
EAT MOR KOW
or
Weird.
or
I’ll have a Double Double Toil & Trouble, please.
or
Brains!
“A McChickenWich? I’m not even Irish, you racist.”
Does the rib sandwich come with, or without the animal attached
I’ll have the gobb salad, don’t want to ruin my ghoulish figure.
Double, double, oily fries and a side of trouble.
I’ll have a #boo, with extra batsup.
I’d like the chicken sandwitch.
I’ll have the bat burger with extra frog legs and flies, hold the newt eyes. And make it super size
I preferred the menu when FOX was in charge
You sell chicken fingers? Oh I thought you said “children fingers” oh never mind, I’ll just have a cheeseburger.
Sir, you forgot the pickled eyeballs!
A witch?! No, no! I am Gandalf the Black!
No, despite rumours to the contrary, I’m not dead. I’ll be suing those munchkins for slander…
Having magic and being a witch is great and all, but I can’t live without my Big Mac(TM) meal deal.
I’m doing lovely today, thank you! How about you?
…so when the rubber meets the road and it all comes down to end, I have no idea what it has to do with the price of tea in China, so I said, “No,” to investing…
Wheat burger thanks!
“Can I have a number 7 with a side of rat’s tails and a medium Potion Cola please?”
“Yes Hansel, I WOULD like fries with my Gretel-burger.”
But last time you said I COULD change fries for onion rings!
What burger shall I eat again
A double, chicken, or just plain?
“I want a burger-rat with onion rings to go please”
Dorothy suggested that I order and chug a large coffee, please?
Yeah, see, I’m a little light this week. Will you take the broom?
… And that’s how I started my Janitorial Service!
“Do you have zombie fillet sandwiches?”
I’ll have the Paranoid Burger this year!
Title: Food Exchanges –
“So if i’ll have you, i’m looking at 1725 calories and 96.5 grams of fat..”
What!?! EVERYWHERE has worm fries these days, trust me!
“Wanna buy a Rolex?”
“What are you sup post to be”
“My order better be right, or you’ll be sorry”
“I came in the drive thru, but the thing didn’t ring, because i was on my broom”
What do you mean i’m a part of this!
– Can you give me directions to Eastwick please?
– One burger, two fries and….OH MY GOD, WE’RE BOTH CHICKENS!
– This is a broom, not a mop…and no, I don’t work here.
– Are your children-burgers fresh roasted or frozen?
– I’ll have two small children roasted alive…can I get that as a Happy Meal?
– I’ll have the escargot with the butter and apricot glaze and a cabernet reduction sauce…and some shit for my broom.
– Can I get the roasted Gretel with Hansel sauce instead?
-…and then I was made Secretary of State!
– Hagrid…Hogwarts is not the same without you…I’ll have a number three with fries.
– “Manager” Potter…yes, yes…well…glad things have finally worked out for you in the end…
– excuse me….there was not a fly in my soup!
– Yeah, my friend is hot but she doesn’t party…she is from the North you know.
– Your burgers are free…sure…and later on flying monkeys will be flying out of my butt…
– Just getting a quick bite before I check on the munchkins…there’s been word of a flying house.
– For the last time…I will sweep the floors…but I will not use a mop and a bucket of water!
– Oh no, it’s not for me…my friend just LOVES poison apples.
– And a plain burger for my son-in-law-“Durwood”…he is such a mortal.
– A bat-burger for Dr. Bombay, a fruit-pie for Uncle Arthur and a Happy Meal for Tabitha.
“i witch me a burger”
– Are your children fresh roasted or frozen?
much better….
Luke, i`m thee father!
or
“Since highschool, you say? Well you`ve changed a lot too…”
or
I wouldn`t call “2.99 for the fries” a treat…
=))
BRAINS!!!
Hope its true that there are rats on the premises!
– Hmmmm…are your children frozen or roasted alive?
– I don’t mind waiting, as long as the children are roasted alive.
– Oh, so the Happy Meal is “for” children and not “four” children…that makes a big difference.
No, this isn’t my Halloween costume. I teach at Hogwarts.
Let me guess, you are going as a fast food employee for Halloween?
Don’t beef about the beef just eat it!!!
If it doesn’t move, EAT IT.
“Yeah, i know it`s not Halloween”
“…and that guy thinks he`s God, can you believe that?!”
Wart burger and fries… Hurry or I’ll upsize you into a toad.
Why yes, I am the Good Witch of the East. And, don’t tell the children – the Lion ate Dorothy and Toto.
Extra children please
– Oh, so the Happy Meal is “for” children and not “four” children.
– No, I do not know Dumbledore! What, like we all know each other?
– Sure…I just wriggle my mouth back and forth and…Dammit…we’re both chickens…
– So…how much extra for the “poison” apple-pie?
– The Twilight Series can kiss my green ass!
– Give me a burger for the yellow brick road.
– 7 ice creams for Team Hufflepuff…someday we’ll win a game of Quidditch…someday.
This is the new employees’ uniform, the latest in fast food fashion off the cover of “Horrifying Fast Foods” Monthly.
I am NOT a Witch! You are very rude
“I’m looking for a counter spell.”
I love children… but i could never eat a whole one… just give me a quarter pounder.
– Are you children frozen or roasted alive?
finally happy with that one…
Does Mrs Lovett still work the grills? She might know where your manager is.
I told her, “I’ll get you lunch, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
– Are your children frozen or roasted alive?
of course I meant “your” children…not that I think this is THAT funny….but small words and grammar makes a difference in the humor or lack of humor…not saying this is that funny anyways but….maybe being a little ocd about it…but in this format….one word can make a huge difference…imagine if Shakespeare had written “it is the eastern sky, and Juliet is a searing light that penetrates my hangover.” See? Not as effective.
May I have your soul with you ayes and some extra ketchup please
Can I borrow this? Thanks!
Beware of my powerful and devastating ma-what is THAT?! *points to cash register*
Do you serve flying monkeys?
hey__ if you think I’m scary then you haven’t seen what they put in that hamburger meat!!!!
4.)”I top out around 9mph, but you just can’t beat the money you save on gas.”
5.)”Does this broom make me look fat?”
…flame broiled at the stake, please.
or
Is Wendy joining the coven tonight? We’re bringing Dave back from the grave.
I’ll have the pagan double cheeseburger.
– i have a complaint about your concept of children’s menu.
– i guess i am too tired to stir the old cauldron tonight
Are the fries kosher?
“Trick-or-meat?”
One Manwich with a side of kids.
Don’t “Oh, Mother” me! You need a girlfriend!
I’ll take a #2… Wait! How about a newt nuggets kids meal…with that dinky plastic cauldron!
You don’t understand…I’ll NEVER be too old for a Kids Meal!
Super-size my fries or I’ll minimize your beef!
I see you allow service animals! Can you seat 100 flying monkeys?
“I’m not a sandwitch”
My broomstick has stopped working, any jobs going?
“Oh gurrl! then she said, your a hard man to love and gave him a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…”
“I put a spell on you and now your mine…”
“why yes, I’d like flies with that … wait, you said fries didn’t you?”
Witch? No I’m hear to clean the restrooms.
I’ll have the chili, add eye of newt…
What do you mean, ‘We don’t have nuggets’?
“A double, double cheeseburger, extra toil and trouble.”
“Halloween? What do you mean? I’m Lady Gaga. This is for my new music video, Poker Face…with my Wand.”
(Read pokerface…sounds like Poke her :D)
Updated: I’ll have a Wiccanburger please… On second thoughts, can I change that into a frogburger?
Do you take capons?
Congratulations! I’m from management and you’ve been chosen as the main ingredient for our McCannibal burger!
-This is what you get for graduating with a liberal arts degree, Greg.
-Hi, I’m the new regional sales manager.
-And burn it to a crisp, okay? Sort of like what happened to my sister in Salem last week.
*And I thought being a witch was the most humilating career choice there was.*
Is that an eye of newt in your pocket or are you just happy to meet me??
*What all the brew ha ha about?*
I’m here to apply for the job of conjurer of mystery meats… I mean short order chef.
what?, its halloween?, im not wearing a costume?…sooo what are you?
“I’ll have fries, my pretty. And an apple pie too.”
Hi, my name is Christine O’Donnell and I’d like your vote.
So…is the chicken fresh?
I’ll have the chicken sandwich.
“I’ll have the Winged Monkeys special.”
Don’t act so surprised! You knew it the day I hired you!
It’s simple, if you try to burn the burger & it comes out underdone, its witch burger.
and why can’t I use the drive-through?
I’ll have a number 666. Hold the mayo.
“These are not the burgers you are looking for.”
I’m here to free your sand witches.
“One burger with lizard tails and bat’s wings, hold the eye of newt. To go.”
Could I get a sandwitch with that?
I would like to order 3 children, 5 boiled frogs… wait, what do you say? This is only for noodles? What are noodles?!?
Even though it all tastes the same… I’d like a Chicken sans-witch!
“Does the Hansel and Gretel Meal come with gingerbread cookies?”
“Trick or burger”
“hmmm… WHITCH order should I take?”
What do you mean I can’t trick-or-treat here?
Wow that’s a lot of comments!
Mine are:
1) “Please come back home, son. Also one large pepsi to go.”
2) “It’s very pratical being a janitor in Halloween.”
3) “I thought my costume was good but yours is AWESOME.”
4) “I just realized we’re not chickens, but smiling morons with our tongues poking out.”
Yes I’d like that burger to go!
This is the one night of the year that chickens can fly!
Could I see your “On the Fly” menu please?
Your burgers give me wings!
I couldn’t find broom parking at the rear.
I’d ask for a steak but I fear I might get burned.
1) I’d ask for a “stake” but I don’t want to give you any ideas…
2) Why thank you, I am feeling buoyant today!
Get my point?
Make it a Double Double. Hold the toil and trouble.
Hold the flies. I already have a broomstick.
“Im a witch but your hamburgers are more scarier these days.”
I should turned left at Macbeth.
… along with horse meat and questionable human remains? On second thought, skip the burger, I’ll have the garden salad insted.
So, you’re saying that if I upsize to a large, I can get more monopoly pieces?
a)What do you mean forever-living wizards no longer apply for the thrid age discount?
b)This is outrageous! Pure discrimination! I want to talk to the chicken in cgarge about that “No brooms allowed” at the auto-service right now!
c)So… I have to purchase the children’s meal to include the Eye of the Cyclops in my order?
Yes, I got a complicated order…
“…and then they made me their leader.”
“If I were real, would I need to buy your crap?”
“It’s nice that once a year I don’t have to wear a costume…”
“…and if I hadn’t stopped to tie my silver shoes I would have been crushed by that house…”
Yes, I look ridiculous on Halloween. But you have a McJob every day.
1) oh yeah!? well YOUR costume lacks creativity!
2) no i am NOT the new janitor
“Just another “fly-by-night” joint.
No, not a warlock, I ordered a manwich, not a man-witch!
A McSplitting with extra headache and a brain salad, to fly.
“I’ll just have a double double cheeseburger, there’s enough toil and trouble here already.”
“It’s about time you guys opened in Hogsmead”
Have you seen my cat? Also can I take a cat burger?
1) “Nice muggle costume.”
2) “…and Gollum would like a ‘Precious’ Happy Meal with the One Ring as a toy…”
a) Corn Dog please. My cauldron’s broken.
b) Do you sell sandwitches?
c) The food here is scarier than ANY of my spells!
Trick-or-treat!
no onions please.
“Two savage chicken burger please”
“=O “
I tried the drive-in lane first but the girl at the counter fainted. So here I am.
1.”Witch item do you suggest??”
2.”No, my toad would not like some flies with that!”
3.”Do you need a delivery boy. I have brought my own transport.”
What do you mean you don’t serve my kind?
Hmm, I was under the impression that McGonagalls were on the menu…
Have you got any puppy dogs’ tails? I’m running short.
” … i said you can have whatever you like … “
Bubble: Any delivery positions open? I own my own broomstick.
Caption: “The year Dumbledore lost his job”
Can I speak to a manager? There’s a group of pesky kids in the corner and, despite the “No Pets” sign, they’re letting their Great Dane make a mess of the place.
I can’t believe your aunt made you get a job, Sabrina. Ew!
I thought you’d like to know that the group from the Lollipop Guild is really tearing up your Playland.
caption-I may not be Luna, but I sure do love good!
text below the caption-Hermoine is no longer given a discount at Burger King
Btw, the above given quote is a Harry Potter pickup line which i selfishly stole for my own purposes. that said, cheers!
What? Your jingle clearly states I can have it MY way….
“Thanks for the plunger. Next time I won’t super size the Hansel and Gretel!”
I’ll have the children’s meal
One Cullen burger, please.
“No. CHILDREN nuggets and a large coke! Sheesh!”
‘One boiled pigeon brest with lobster sauce spiced with pixy dust, please.’
“Are the children nuggets all white meat or do they have zombie filler?”
No, smart guy, I wouldn’t like to try your new tuna “MELT” sandwich!
Finished sweping the floor, do you want me to wipe the tables?
I thought we agreed on His and Hers costumes this year.
“I’ll take the 12 piece Hansel and Gretel meal, and super size that!”
“Enough with the puns. Just give me a number 7, no pickles.”
…So come on down to Witch’s Brew, where we tell you how many eyes of newt are in each burger!
“can i have a chicken breast, hold the chicken.”
“trick or treat, smell my feet give me something better than crap to eat, not to big not to small just the size of a large cow”
One savage chick witch with broom and flies!
yes witchcraft isn´t as good as in old days, so do i have the janitor job or what?
The Chicken sandwich sounds delicious!
I would take the lizard gizzards with mummified toenails and the screams of a thousand souls… err, I mean a big mac with fries and a big soda.
‘Let’s see…I’ll have the double cheeseburger, fries and a wing of bat shake.’
Taste like children
Crikey! I thought chicken spit would be an unusual request, now you mean to tell me all burgers usually come with that?
I know the fast food industry is an abomination, Mike. But your costume is a little over the top…
I’d like the crappy meal please with curly flies and an adams apple pie. And water to drink with a non-spill lid.
One body burger, minion rings, and
(OOPS! HIT ENTER TOO SOON ON THAT LAST ONE!)
One body burger, minion rings and a large Yoo Hoo to go.
Double, Double, burger with cheese,
Fries burnt, and ketchup please!
Oh…I see you have the mummy wrap again. Last time you had those I found them to be despicible but the resulting indigestion gave me great gas mileage.
“All hail Macbeth, that shalt be BurgerKing hereafter! Now, where’s Banquo?”
“You say ‘stupid witch costume’, I say “wiccan ballgown”.
Tomato, tomahto.”
“Now, where was I? ‘Abra-cadabra’? ‘Hocus pocus’? Oh, never mind, make it to go!”
“Yes, I’d like to supersize those evil potions. Easy on the ice!”
“I’d like the Hansel & Gretel combo, please.”
“Of course, it’s ‘to go.’ I wouldn’t be seen dead here.”
“No. No onions. They give me the heebie-jeebies.”
“I seem to have forgotten my Wiccan Express card. Do you take Visa?”
“I was just going to say that. You look finger-licking good, too.”
“Say, haven’t I cast a spell on you before? Perhaps at another Wiccan Chicken?”
“One more messed-up order and I’ll turn you into dessert.”
“I don’t know why the wiccan flew acwoss the woad. For no particular weason, I supwose.”
“Why, yes. It is a full moon out there.”
“Wicca-pedia says meat is murder.”
A order of children McNuggets, with sweet-and-sour sauce, please.
Title: McMummy’s
“I’ll take a goblin slider combo witha side of fingers and witches brew. Can you Zombie-size it?”
“How is the socery thing going?”
(oops I made a mistake in my joke. Here is correct)
“Barfswine isn’t as posh as Hogwarts but is a fine magic school, you know”.
Yes, you are right, I’m Yoko Ono.
Please give me two Hocus with extra Pocus.
No, I don’t want to order anything, I just need to use the batroom.
“I’d like flies with that”
I could take a few pointers on how to attract unsuspecting plump children from this place!
“I’ll have a sand-WITCH if you please! Wait that pun doesn’t work unless you’re reading it. I’ll just have some onion rings.”
I’d like a sand-witch please.
One basket of human fingers. They’re claw licking good.
“I’m here to apply for the delivery driver position”
You wanna see the monkey living under my hat?
This witch set I got from your Happy Meal does not work. I’d like a refund.
I’ll have two of your McRibs.
Supersize me!
That’s it! That’s the last time you guys get my order wrong! I’m turning everyone into chickens! *poof* Except me! ..dangit
No witch cracks, just give me a damn hamburger
I don’t get it. Every halloween they don’t make you guys do anything, but they make me wear this stupid janitor’s outfit
What?! have you never seen a witch order a burger before!
(jesturing at her whitch) you know this was a top hat when I found it
(jesturing at her witch hat) you know this was a top hat when i found it
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Oz any more.
The usual please, Eddy.
Or
…and make it snappy – I’m on a flying vsit!
Or
Couldn’t be bothered boiling up the cauldron so I thought I’d treat myself!
Oh hey! Great costume! But you do know its not Halloween yet?
(Yes the witch is saying that)
copy 3 of the squiggly lines representing items on the menu, position them as thought they are being ordered, and write “plastic” below them.
-*-*-*,
\/\/\/
~~~~~~
“Plastic”
I can supersize it myself, thanks.
whats up with your costume
“Did you know that you look the way I feel?”
“Seek out the knowledge of the dirty salmon and ye shall find your true calling!”
Hi Oz,
you your costume rocks!
I’m here for the job. Once the Harry Potter movies wrapped a witch just can’t find work.
I’ll take one order of Hansel and Gretel. And Supersize it!
I’ll have the Chicken MacBeth and a side of dead babies.
I’ll get you and your little dog too! To Go!
“…then one sister died when a house fell on her and the other died when she got hit with water. I’m also a single mom of 18 chicks, most with disabilities. But, despite not seeing my family due to the long hours, the lousy pay and no benefits, I still love my job sweeping floors and cleaning toilets here.”
Caption reads- See what The Wizard and CEO of OZ Burger learns this Sunday on, “Undercover Boss.”
(May need a bigger bubble for the quote)
You don’t sell the Baby Fingers Combo? Oh darn, I must have taken a wrong turn back there on my broom…
I told you I could supersize this french fry.
Enough with the jokes. I’m not the one wearing a paper hat.
May I borrow this?
So nice to be around people with more facial blemishes than me!
Does your delivery service use owls or have you upgraded to flying monkeys?
I believe the chicken burger is a metaphor for the existential nature of the inner child.
what, no fly-thru window?
I’ll have 3 quadruple toad breast burger with cheese, a medium bucket of spicy bat wings, a large chocolate rat shake, and a large Diet Coke.
I won’t tell Mom if you don’t.
Let’s never speak of this again.
*Henny Youngwitch*
I was flying into town for a party…oww my arms are tired…take my broom puuuulese!
If you give me a cheeseburger today..I’ll gladly pay you on Tuesday.
( ha ha – on Tuesday he’ll be a toad)
“Hey, at least you don’t have to stand outside in a Halloween costume, trying to wave customers in!”
1. I’ll have your “Burn at the Steakburger.”
2. Hate to stir the pot, but don’t you know what they put in those burgers?
Please, tell me It was NOT Chicken.
And THAT is for messing with a witch!
Be prepared to work here for life (godzilla mark)
What do you mean you can’t give away free meals for Halloween and especially not just ‘some punk’.
Chicks are not attracted to gingerbread like they once were, so I think I’ll just regress and have eggs.
Yeah I’ll have an eye of newt with some cat hair. Oh can also get a side of frog’s blood and uhh a medium diet coke.
Have you seen my cat?
Do you have anything on the menu for an insectivore?
Don’t worry, dressing up for halloween doesn’t mean I can’t still sweep the floor.
What’s the matter? You look like you’ve seen a ghost!
Fries or Treat!
“I’ll have the usual”
“Don’t you have any option with salamander eyes, by any chance?”
In retrospect, does this really beat my candy-house, Hansel?
May I have a double cheese beef sand witch please?
“Fair is foul and fowl is fair…oh never mind…I’ll have a chicken burger please”
You’re out of BigMacbeth’s? aaaggghhh!
Look, it’s a simple yes-or-no question. I’m only going to ask you one more time. Are the kids’ meals made from real kids?
“I want the Treak or Treat combo with large french worms, please… and a boilling cauldron… oh yeah, coke is fine.”
500 Calories in a hamburger? Now thats scary…
Nice costume. Are you supposed to be a high school drop-out?
Man, I ain’t no witch! *sigh* Pimpin’ ain’t easy..
Large Coke please, I drank all my corn syrup and red dye.
I’d like a Batburger
What do you mean you don’t serve vegetarian burgers?
‘I hope I have enough b-room to finish this meal’.
‘Witch burger should I get?’
‘I’m a black mage janitor’
‘What did you dress up as for halloween? An underachiever?’
‘This isn’t a broom I’m holding…’
No, I don’t want to be fried with that.
Catburger with batsauce please!
Keep it secret, keep it safe. Never speak the precious GandalfBurger recipe to anyone.
No, but the air doesn’t smell so foul here. If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose.
(Merry unseen because he’s a chicken-hobbit)
Talk about a dead-end job!
The timer on the onion rings is ended. The time has come… for the feasting of Gandalf.
“Um, yes I will have flies with that, oh and hold the eye of newt”
– Picking up an order for Oz.
– …and hurry please. I double parked my flying monkey.
– shhhh… I’m here to make the “special” sauce.
– *poof* There. Now you can sell expensive coffee too.
“Um, yes. I was wondering if you had any staff positions available? I’m willing to work in cleaning” Subtitle – “November 1st”
Merry Hallowgiving! I’ll take the peppermint, turkey candy corn shake please!
I found some heroin in your locker
“You look familiar. Been to any gingerbread houses lately?”
“Now that you mention it, this job rotation program *does* seem rather arbitrary.”
“Sorry, Helga, but the coven is short on cash and you drew the short straw.”
“I don’t have much experience with a fryer, but I do know my way around an oven.”
See? I told you that I can turn you into something worse than a toad!
I would have one double burger with extra fries for the broom
“Ball-pit cleaning service. I’ll take any unclaimed kids off your hands, free of charge.”
Of course I don’t eat here. Have you ever seen a fat witch?
My cat and I are here from the Health Department. I understand you have a rat problem?
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. . .
I’ll have one kid with double cheese and a poison soda. Nope, fries make me fat.
I am here to inquire about the janitorial position. I have a tremendous amount of experience in working with toxic mixtures, and I even have my own broom!!!
TRICK OR TREAT!! A happy meal for me, or you’ll be the next batch of chicken nuggets in the deep fryer!
Errr…I hate when your fly-up window is closed.
One chicken wing, please! The left one.
I’d like your Chicken Fingers please.
“I’ll have a number two, and your little dog, too.”
Actually, it’s a common misunderstanding that witches eat stuff like eyes from newts or newborns hearts. It’s gross! I just want a cheeseburger.
I was late to the game but I still like my version of the classic reference:
As for you, I’ll get… the combo… and your little dog, too! Ah, ha ha ha ha!… But hold the mustard.
(With a different expression on the witch, you could do:
Ahh! You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! Cheese on my fries?! And it’s melting… melting…
)
“Yes, please, double spit on those onion rings.”
I’d like a McMuggle menu with Muggle McNuggets and a big coke, please.
“so… what you’re saying is that the children’s menu isn’t made from actual children?”
A McRib? Gross! Do you know what’s in those things?
have you seen my cat any were ?
I’ll have the Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Viking Chikens in the background: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
“A burger? No thanks. Upon reading the sign outside I thought I could find my niece in here… she’s such a good little witch.”
Witch do I want,witch do I want.
OK a brain burger with a side of fried worms, and a pumpkin cola
I can’t say this enough, but I’m really impressed by your costume,Gwendolyn! Some of the witches even asked for a burger!
You shall not pass!
What do you mean, you look ridiculous? Have you looked in a mirror?
I was going to make my own poisoned food, but you know what? I’ll just have a Big Mac please.
“A McPumpkin, please”
“Could you scare me up a double-double? If it’s not too much toil and trouble?”
“The Gingerbread House isn’t working any more. How much for your sign out front?”
OR
“I love your work. All these fat kids make things so much easier.”
OR
“No need to be scared. How much worse could you be cursed?”
I thought I was old, green, and warty. That is until I tried your burgers!
You forgot your lunch at home sweetie! Wouldn’t it have been awful if you had to eat cow instead of newt!?
Ahh haha, what a silly uniform!
I’ll have the Savage Chicken McNuggets and a small Child. To go, please.
One human burger, please. or
one human flesh burger, please.
“…hold the eye of newt, it gives me gas.”
“may I have flies with that?”
“The Customer is Always Right” should NOT apply to our Managerial uniforms.
I’ll have the Chicken Sandwitch with a side of fries.
I wonder what they make those nuggets out of…. I can’t get enough!
It was either be a witch or flip burgers.
[…] I received over a thousand entries for the Halloween Contest this year and they were better than ever. Popular recurring themes included: dead end jobs, Hansel […]