Halloween Contest 2011

It’s my annual Halloween Contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win the Grand Prize:

Halloween Contest 2011 Grand Prize

I’ll also be giving away prizes to two runner-ups, who will both win a signed copy of my book.

To enter the contest, tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or send it to me via my contact form. Update: Winners announced!!

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756 Responses to Halloween Contest 2011

  1. chillicothe20 says:

    “I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”

  2. Nadj says:

    “Sorry guys, this isn’t a KFC drive-thru.”

  3. Pieterjan Van Iseghem says:

    “Yes, I will supersize it.”

  4. Ilden says:

    And on our left, you’ll see the cast of “The Walking Egg”

  5. Nick says:

    Oh my!
    Those fried-egg sunglasses sure have caught on!

  6. Xiao says:

    I can never find a parking space around here.

  7. My says:

    “This 99% crowd is getting kinda handsey”

  8. Thommck says:

    If this was from a movie the Chicken would be saying
    “Sorry I can’t hear you, let me wind down my window…”

  9. Stiv says:

    And here you can see the Iphone4S!

  10. Ronald Snijder says:

    “Honey, I think your new Justin Bieber haircut is working”

  11. Frank Hernandez says:

    The chicken say: “Hey! Stop acting like a zombie, I couldn’t sleep either”

  12. Stiv says:

    Are you sure that it’s the LSD hallucination?

  13. My says:

    “I’m gonna ask this guy if he knows where the Antique Roadshow is…he just looks like the type”

  14. Jason says:

    “Wall St? Yes, it’s that-a way!”

  15. Arun says:

    Brains! to you too thank you 🙂

  16. cynric says:

    We must be getting close to Iggy Pop concert now

  17. G says:

    1. “Those zombies kinda remind me of myself from Mondays to Fridays…”

    2. “For the last time, my name is BRIAN, not Brain!”

  18. Stiv says:

    Is it ALL of your lovers, mr.Berlusconi?

  19. Huhnbeauftragter says:

    NO! I don’t want to talk with you about Jesus. Get lost!

    Damn! The annual TV-writer’s guild meeting hit the town.

    NO! The windshield doesn’t need any cleaning!

    Ok, ok, I take the “Life undead” subscription. Now clear the path!

    lg
    Rüdiger aka Huhnbeauftragter

  20. Careybatgirl says:

    Yes, I support “Occupy Earth” but please, I have to get to Starbucks before work!

  21. Steve says:

    i don’t want my windows washed, thank you

    🙂

  22. rmano says:

    See, I told you every one wants my brain!

  23. Quick Doug, draw me a machine gun!

  24. Nox says:

    “Something tells me, they’ve opened another Walmart”

  25. Dnl says:

    Is THIS Dave’s party? Are they all wearing the same costume?! Ew,this is like the worst Halloween EVER!

  26. PapyBrossard says:

    Look honey! One of those “thriller flashmob” I told you about.

  27. Jayx says:

    Why are they ALL crossing the road?

  28. My says:

    ” I have this crazy urge to crowd-surf”

    ” I told you ‘honking politely’ wouldn’t work”

    ” I just thought of a really cool variation of mail-box baseball”

    “…ok then let’s flip a coin, heads you get out and push, tails I stay in and steer”

  29. Annie says:

    “How much for your love, babe?”

  30. havban says:

    so many identical zombie costume for Halloween

  31. Barbara Siu says:

    Sorry! No brains left. I just finished watching an 8-hour Jersey Shores marathon.

  32. “Isn’t it wonderful that so many people have come to ZombieCON?”

  33. Borington says:

    1. You just had to get a new iPhone on release day.

    2. Yes, I’m sure this is where the True Blood marathon is showing!

  34. Ashley Savage says:

    “Release the Honey Badger!”

    “Honey, have you seen my keys?”

    “Is this what they meant by the chicken-pocalyspe?”

  35. Dion van Rijswijk says:

    I feel just like tuna…

  36. Matt says:

    Hahaha, that one looks like you!!!

  37. Pedro says:

    Great another zombie jam.
    Told you we’d to leave home earlier.

  38. Jens says:

    I told you not to pick up that hitch hiker, now we’ll never get them to leave us alone!

    See! I told you that the “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” would come in handy some day!

    Now that’s just mean! They are called vitally challenged – and you know calling them zombies just breads more animosity!

  39. Matt says:

    This one might require too much cultural context. Hence the link included.

    “Zitchdog!!”

  40. Stefan says:

    “What do they mean by B B B B B BRRRAAAAIIINNNSSS ?”

  41. Sharfty says:

    “Rule number one of Zombie safari: don’t exit the vehicle.”

  42. Michael Richardson says:

    Excuse me, I’m looking for someone from International Rescue, can’t quite remember his name. Could you help?

  43. Enzo C. says:

    “Here’s where I come when I want to boost my self-esteem. Don’t you feel like a rockstar?”

  44. Lisa Preece says:

    1. No, I don’t want to buy any cookies

    2. Excuse me, can you tell me the way to the cemetary?

  45. dezGusty says:

    No, no! We’re looking for the house of Dr. “Branson”, not “Brains”

  46. Tostini says:

    “Sorry could you return Paris Hilton brain please?”

  47. Ant says:

    Chicken Edition of The Walking Dead, Left 4 Dead (L4D), etc. series.

  48. Matthew says:

    I never could tell the difference between protestors and the zombie apocalypse.

  49. Stephen says:

    “We’re in trouble! They are looking for brains… well, I’m in trouble!”

  50. José says:

    You can take my wife…

  51. Rebmara says:

    Fantastic, this new zombie safaripark! Open the windows, so we can have a closer look…

  52. Antonio says:

    “I wish Occupy Vancouver was a bit more lively…”

    Ciao!

  53. Heropsychodreamer says:

    Brains? Is that a new type of candy I haven’t heard about?

  54. Branagh says:

    I told you this street was a dead end!

  55. nuno says:

    “Well, maybe «Zombie Village» wasn’t just a weird name, afterall”

  56. Philip Madruga says:

    Is this the way to the Scientology convention?

  57. Ben says:

    “And you wanted to buy a convertible”

    “I think there’s something wrong with the windscreen wipers – could you get out and check dear?”

    “Dam – I forgot to pay the congestion charge” (may only apply to London).

    “Well – there goes my no claims bonus”

    “Look honey, a Sky News helicopter – we’re going to be on TV!”

  58. Rod says:

    “This park did a great job hiring these actors. They look like a real zombies.”

  59. tim says:

    “Oh crap.”

  60. Linda Kirkpatrick says:

    That Halloween costume sale at Target was quite the success!

  61. Richard Gaestel says:

    Ya’ll suredo have pretty eyes.

  62. This must be the queue for American Idol

  63. Renan says:

    Hey sweet, this body-spray really works!

  64. Robbo B says:

    “My, what big eyes you have!”

    “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore!”

  65. Everett Wiggins says:

    Remind me not to park in front of Starbucks again.

  66. Bismuth says:

    Pardon me, do you have any Brain Poupon?

  67. Funwithbrains says:

    “Oh no, it’s the Tea Party Brain Trust!”

    “I should have known it was a trap when I got the invitation to speak at the Brain Surgeon Annual Conference.”

    “Is this guy backing out or what?!”

    “Are you sure this is the right way to the brainstorming seminar?”

    “These are not the brains you’re looking for.”

    “We might still have a chance to get out of this. Just play stupid.”

    “Just play stupid.”

    “This might be a good time for this trip to Europe (or: “this cruise”) you always wanted to take.”

  68. cynric says:

    Why did we have to visit wall street again?

  69. Renan says:

    And I thought the end of the world would solve the problem of traffic jam.

  70. Dan says:

    No, Honey, YOU ask for directions!

  71. This is supposed to be Raccoon City, Where are the Raccoons?

  72. Renan says:

    I hate these paparazzi.

  73. Kiki says:

    Occupy Brains!

  74. Dan says:

    1.You’re right, they do look like a lively bunch.

    2.Need a lift, guys?

    3.Who wants to help me change a tire? A little brawn for my friends’s brain?

    4.Actually, he’s the brains behind this trip.

  75. David B says:

    Let’s do the Time Warp again!

  76. GoonerYank says:

    “Put up your windows, it’s the bawking dead!”

  77. John Robinson says:

    You can’t get ANYWHERE in Florida when death takes a holiday!

  78. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    “They were right! The natives ARE friendly.”

  79. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    “Brains”? Is that part of the local dialect?

  80. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Well, at least it’s better than the peddlers.

  81. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    And you said the “No Solicitors” bumper sticker was a stupid idea.

  82. Rachel says:

    Yea! Looks like NOW we’re in the 1%.

  83. Tim Canny says:

    I know you don’t like to ask directions, dear, but I’m pretty sure they know the way to the mall.

  84. David says:

    1. “Yes, we are roof surfing … just like Teen Wolf.”

    2. “excuse me, you with the scar … you’re slightly off-key”

    3. “Wow, this mirror tint really works!”

  85. Alex says:

    Boy, the locals here sure seem friendly!

  86. Alex says:

    Hey, I think I just spotted Dave!

  87. BarflyBill says:

    Quick get in I can only take some many of you to the side at one time.

  88. Andrea says:

    “We’re here!”

  89. Mono The Elderish says:

    “is this the line for the jobs fair?”

  90. BarflyBill says:

    @!@I0 @# yourself you crazy hens the sky is not falling I repeat the SKY IS NOT FALLING

  91. BarflyBill says:

    Can you tell me How to get to Chik-Fil-A?

  92. BarflyBill says:

    We havde this free coupon we got in the mail …..Can you tell how to get to the Chik FIL- A Health SPA and Plaza?? We heard iths the best place to go to have us chickens served.

  93. BarflyBill says:

    Hey are yu guyts soppossed to FLY the COOP

  94. BarflyBill says:

    NO!IM NOT Simon COWELL you dirty Birdies!

  95. Inspectegator says:

    “Hmm facebook must be down again.”

  96. Dom says:

    Don’t they feed these Occupy Wall Street people?

  97. Cass Garrett says:

    Hey, buddy, GREAT costume! Is it left or right to free parking for the Halloween Zombie Jamboree?

  98. Cass Garrett says:

    Oh for pity’s sake, Chikina! If I ask this guy which way will you stop?

  99. Ijon TIchy says:

    “For the last time, we are not lost. This is normal.”

    “At least this shooting range is free.”

    “And yet, this is still better than being at work.”

  100. Martha, I told you zombie rush hour was hell.

    Overturned zombie truck? Great. Now we’ll never make our flight.

    Why yes, I am a rocket scientist. Why do you ask?

    Remember, keep reciting Wham! lyrics, and they won’t know we’re here…

  101. Donzai says:

    Excuse me … do you have any Grey Poupon?

  102. Grubeater says:

    “It isn’t Black Friday yet, is it?”

  103. Joe says:

    “So I take a right at “brains” and then a left at “brains” and I should be there?

  104. kwz says:

    Come on guys! I need to get to work!

  105. Adam says:

    “Next time this happens, I’m throwing this GPS out the window.”

    Ad@m

  106. CaptainSerious says:

    1.”Oh you’re here for the Thunderbirds expo as well?”

    2. “Yes, we put him on the roof if he’s been bad.”

  107. Saurio says:

    1) “Sorry, I have no more brains left.”

    2) “My brain tastes like chicken”

    3) “This is your lucky day! I am selling Avon.”

  108. engunneer says:

    either “No, I don’t have any fries with that. Why do you ask?”
    “See, I told you we needed a grenade launcher”

    or my favorite, “We must be in Toronto”

  109. Adam says:

    Sorry for the double post, but I had more ideas:

    “Ok. I’ve gotta stop playing COD Zombies.”
    “No-one told me this football stadium would be full.”
    “Sorry mate, I’ve already got a lawyer.”
    “System error. Stack overflow occurred while trying to count the number of chicken. Please restart.”
    “Go away, I don’t have an iPhone! It’s a Galaxy S II!”

    Ad@m

  110. scott says:

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  111. Judy Graham says:

    Bite me.

  112. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Yes, it’s a new car. Thank you for noticing.

  113. Scott Oppenheimer says:

    I am terrible at short so if you are willing to use 3pt font here are my submissions.

    1) Oh for Christ sake… looks like we got another Beiber on top of the car.

    2) Excuse me sir, I am looking for the farmers market. I have this car load of fresh brains that will go bad if I don’t get a move on.

    3) Brains!?? Where we are going we don’t need brains.

  114. Jeremiah Stormbreaker says:

    “Hi there! We’re not from around here and we’re a little lost…can you tell us where the nearest Arby’s is located?”

  115. “And to your right, you can see the 99%, celebrating their assimilation of Steve Jobs, Dennis Ritchie and John McCarthy.”

  116. Jeremiah Stormbreaker says:

    “Oooooh, Zombies! And they look so REAL, too! Honey, take a picture with your phone!”

  117. JackDoe says:

    “…Winners to be announced on October 31”

  118. Micah says:

    No, I’ve never considered drive through brain surgery. Are you sure it’s necessary?

  119. Mark says:

    I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.

  120. Ted Hobgood says:

    “Do you know the way to San Jose?”

  121. rrubo says:

    “Get out and push.”

  122. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Ha! Joke’s on them, I’ve got mono.

  123. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Well, at least the bird flu is not a worry anymore.

  124. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    “Ok, guys, I’ll stop with the zombie jokes. They are no-brainers, after all! Ha!”

  125. scootermacc says:

    “Hey, there’s my doppelgänger!”

  126. Richard says:

    “Wait! I think I’ve seen this movie!”

  127. dredpiratebunny says:

    “this Zombie Safari Tour is the best vacation EVER!”

    (:3

  128. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Don’t worry, the car has zombie insurance.

  129. Francis says:

    On the bright side, looks like we don’t have to worry about your mother visiting next weekend

  130. LJ says:

    “Don’t worry, we’re in a Prius”

  131. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    That’s why I love this neighborhood. Everyone’s so friendly!

  132. Alfredo Lorente says:

    No, Rain, R A I N street!

  133. InvisiTech says:

    That reminds me… Isn’t your family coming to visit next week?

  134. DrPsychoJo says:

    Is this Occupy Raccoon City ?

  135. Rebecca says:

    I guess now would be a bad time to ask for directions!

  136. Tyson Cole says:

    It sounds like they’re saying “graaaains.”

  137. “move guys, we don’t wanna miss The Walking Pets”

  138. Adam Hacke says:

    “This place is always so dead on a Friday night.”

  139. Fai says:

    “Honey, could you pass me the grenades?”

  140. I knew last night’s screening of “Night of the Lepus” was a big mistake!

  141. Miles Archer says:

    This is worse than Critical Mass!

    Get out of my way, bird brain!

    We’re clucked.

  142. Elissa says:

    “Hey, can you direct us to the Mensa Conference…?”

  143. Dan says:

    This Occupy Elm Street is causing a traffic Nightmare!

    Look honey, American consumers!

    No no, we’re not part of the 1% with souls. We’re lawyers!

  144. Jeremy S says:

    Quick, give them your brains!

  145. Magnus says:

    1. “This is the last time I ask for directions!”

    2. “Why no, my brain is actually quite small and not tasty.”

    3. “Zombie Chicken Apocalypse? No, we’re just cartoons on post it notes!”

    4. “I know I should’ve gotten this window fixed. Now I can’t roll it up!?”

  146. John says:

    1. I’d love to join you, but I’m a nonconformist.

    2. I knew I shouldn’t have worn that new Tag for Zombies body spray.

    3. Is it just me, or are these flash mobs getting out of hand.

  147. Chris S. says:

    The McRib must be back.

  148. Chris says:

    “This ‘Walking Dead’ safari is incredible! Grab my gun!”

  149. Karin says:

    What do you mean, no shotgun? Why’d you yell ‘shotgun’ if you didn’t actually bring one?

  150. Brian says:

    Wow, who would have though the post-apocalyptic traffic would be so bad?

  151. Kelly says:

    We are NOT the brains you are looking for…

  152. Nathan says:

    Don’t worry, I saw on TV how to deal with this sort of problem. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

  153. Pablo says:

    I told you we should have got our halloween costumes earlier, but no… you’re always procrastinating

  154. Isabel says:

    “Zombies are so in right now”

  155. Ken says:

    1. “Hey, there are a lot of zombies out there.”

    2. “Joe! What are _you_ doing here!?”

  156. Mark Te Tai says:

    It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re surrounded by zombie chickens. Hit it.

  157. Derek Sanford says:

    Hey guys, why are there zombie chickens crossing the road?

  158. Steve Makowski says:

    What’s with all the zombies?

    This must be the Colonels old car!

    Do you think they see us?

    They have over staffed this carwash!

    Do you think they give directions?

    It’s hard to see the flock for the chickens!

  159. Janis Bowers says:

    Which way to highway 66?

  160. Chickenfan says:

    “Look at all these people who kindly welcome us in their land !”

  161. Ryan Heller says:

    Excuse me, which way to Evan’s City?

  162. Curly123 says:

    You’ll be safe. They’re looking for brains.

  163. Dave D from WV says:

    Sing with me: 99 zombies attacking my car! 99 zombies attack! If one of those…

    Yeah, these zombie herds bog down my commute about once a week.

    Crap! I always seem to get caught at a “brains” crossing!

  164. Ryan Heller says:

    Excuse me, can you recommend a nice fast food restaurant?

  165. Ryan Heller says:

    Look kids, a zombie pride parade!

  166. ADarling says:

    “This must be how the Beatles felt”

  167. ADarling says:

    No, actually, this car is a Soul.

  168. CMunk says:

    “No, I don’t have any grains!”

    “What an overwhelming welcome. And the locals really seem to value intelligence. We’ll love living here!”

  169. Mark Te Tai says:

    They’re here… they’re chickens… they’re dead… get used to it.

  170. Anne says:

    Look Honey! It’s a remake of the Thriller video!

  171. A.M. says:

    “Hurry, drop the gun, give ’em the canolis!”

  172. Wendy says:

    “Stupid paparazzi! They forgot their cameras!”

  173. sanfordbooks says:

    Why are all these zombie chickens crossing the road?

  174. Jared says:

    “No, no- I said MAIN street.”

  175. patric says:

    “Hey darling, now we will see how’s really the brainy one of us!” (for all chicken-women)

    or

    “Stop staring at my brain! I’v got eyes too! I am a chicken with emotions!” (for all chicken-men)

    greetings from Switzerland!

  176. Thomas says:

    “Sorry, but I cannot give a lift to all”

  177. Thomas says:

    “You know, I’m pretty famous in this street “

  178. Birdiegirl91 says:

    “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

  179. Ben says:

    Do you think we can roll down our windows and feed them?

  180. Devin says:

    “Man, the 3D at this drive-in is amazing! I don’t even NEED glasses!”

  181. Mary says:

    Do you know the way to San Jose?

  182. Mary says:

    When they occupy Wall St. they REALLY occupy Wall St.

  183. Alison in Boston says:

    I think they’re saying we’re the 1% in some protest called “Occupy Zombieville”. Times are tough with so few brains to go around.

  184. Vaughan Castine says:

    Excuse me… can you give me directions to some brains

  185. Kal says:

    1) “Look! I think I found Waldo.”

    2) “I could have sworn it was only 27 days later.”

    3) “I told you it was a bad idea to stick that Bruins Are #1 bumper sticker on your car here in Vancouver.”

    4) “Here come the Zombierazzi Ms. Spears. Better keep your legs and your skull closed.”

  186. Why are so many chickens crossing the road?

  187. Perry Ahern says:

    “Pluck me, it’s the zombie flockalypse!”

  188. Arthur Silva says:

    “You can´t bite me, you don´t have any teeth!”
    “Why do you insist in the brains? Why not the wings, or the legs? I heard that they are very good.”

  189. Lois B says:

    “Am I in the right place to sign on as an extra in ‘The Clucking Dead’?

  190. The Little Myrmidon says:

    Brains? No, we gave at the office.

  191. Composer99 says:

    They love me! They really love me!

  192. Vanessa says:

    Sorry, I left my brain in my other pants.

  193. Steve Makowski says:

    Zombies? What zombies?!?

  194. Jack says:

    I don’t know dear, why are the chickens crossing the road?

    Wait a minute…that guy owes me $20

    OK, you are right – I should have stopped to get gas sooner – are you happy now?

    Where is Chuck Norris when you need him?!

    OK, so maybe dressing Timmy as Frank Perdue wasn’t such a good idea.

  195. Amethyst says:

    Is that the neurologist’s office ahead on the left? This lunch hour traffic is horrendous.

  196. LeAnna says:

    “Look honey, the people are so friendly here!”

  197. P says:

    Opt. No.1 “.. so, yes: Driving the Popemobile really does bite.”

    Opt. No.2 “Soylent Green is CHICKEN!”

    Opt. No.3 “Say, wasn’t that your sister on the grille?”

  198. Brooke LaBere says:

    F***king Map Quest!!!

  199. José says:

    …look honey, a Thriller Flash Mob?!!!

  200. Wildbird says:

    Hey becarful or i,ll call the ghost of CORNAL SUANDERS

  201. joshcorman says:

    A fowl wind blows…
    …I didn’t expect Anonymous
    They are chickens
    They are legion
    They do not forgive
    They do not for…
    ..wait, what was I saying?

  202. José says:

    …hey, aren’t you on my Facebook?!!!

  203. Brooke LaBere says:

    “So this is Florida…”

    “Look, honey! The Tea Party Convention.”

    “We should’ve sprung for the darker tint.”

    “Oh, c’mon! I just had this detailed!”

  204. joshcorman says:

    It was inevitable.
    Our Zombie Chickens have come home to roost.

  205. Victoria says:

    “Oh, look honey! The McRib is back!”

  206. José says:

    Look honey, its Doug……….honey?!

  207. joshcorman says:

    On our left we have the Zombie Chicken Hordes.
    I wonder what brains taste like…
    …probably like… OH CRAP!

  208. Carin says:

    Directions? Sure…. the “Thriller” video shoot is two blocks down on the left!

  209. Brian McKenzie says:

    Which way to the Zombie-flash-mob?

  210. Sam says:

    All I asked was “Where was the nearest Kentucky Fried Zombie place”

  211. cleo says:

    Excuse me, can you direct us to the Bates Motel?

  212. Mark says:

    Did just a new Apple product come out?

  213. Jason says:

    You don’t want to eat me! I’m not a free range chicken, I was raised in a cage.

  214. MyLordPanda says:

    OK, car made of brains, bad idea.

  215. Kathleen says:

    It looks like the townfolke changed their mind and don’t want us to leave.

  216. José says:

    See honey,now you know why they call me chick magnet!!!

  217. José says:

    Leave me alone I’m not that Bieber kid…

  218. jb says:

    Eat Mor Chikin

  219. Ken Krauss says:

    “I told Colonel Sanders this would happen . . . .”

  220. Michelle says:

    When city chickens meet country chickens….
    “Children of the corn, children of the corn!”

  221. Emrys says:

    “No honey, the brochure specifically said ‘don’t feed the zombies’. So you get out of the car!”

  222. MyLordPanda says:

    And here we have the result of the Sarah Palin-Rhode Island Red hybridization experiment.

  223. Marco_Mo says:

    “It’s like they’re trying to give me directions… I know it”

  224. Stiv says:

    Now I’m thinking that the poster “17th annual congress of cannibals” was not a joke.

    Yes, my daughter’s 18 now, but you’ll not have her stupid punks.

    I’m the inventer of the first self-propelled vehicle. Hail to the Benz!

    At the left side you can see the main actors of “Walking Dead” series.

  225. Marco_Mo says:

    “Look mom, KFC recruiters”

  226. Marco_Mo says:

    “Ok, try not to move and pretend you’re beef”

  227. Ian says:

    1: I hear George Romero’s in town! Any of you guys know where he’s at?

    2: Is it just me, or does that one look like Vincent Price?

    3: OMG! They finally have working 3D without those stupid glasses.

  228. Nick Pilney says:

    “Look honey. They’re remaking Stephen King’s ‘The Stand!'”

  229. John D. Bell says:

    “I know where we came from – but where did all you zombies come from?”

    • John D. Bell says:

      I meant to cite this, but I guess I didn’t use the right markup. It’s a mis-quote from Robt. Heinlein’s story “All You Zombies”, available here and other places.

  230. Mike B says:

    Hey, does it look like I have brains? I am driving a Hummer afterall.

  231. Pablo Fisher says:

    Hey, look, I think that’s Joe!

  232. Sherlock says:

    “Yes, yes. I get WHY we crossed the road but are any of us going to cross BACK!?”

  233. ZombieXhicken says:

    These teen fads have really got out of hand.

    See this is why you get your flu shot.

    Isn’t it great that zombies can’t drive.

    Whoa déjà vu

  234. Stacy Wescoe says:

    “Zombies! Why does it always have to be Zombies!”

  235. Michael says:

    “So you are the 99%… braindead?”

  236. Bretta says:

    Look, Ma! It’s ol’ crazy eyes, Michele Bachmann!

  237. InvisiTech says:

    It could be worse… there could be poultrygeists!

  238. ZombieXhicken says:

    How is this MY fault?!?!

    Well it could be worse. At least there’s parking.

    I am loving all this attention.

  239. mathew says:

    “I knew we should have pre-ordered the new iPhone.”

  240. Mladen says:

    We should have made left turn at Albuquerque!

  241. henrique says:

    “I guess we´ve maded it! Raccoon City should be right ahead.”

  242. Laurie Ann says:

    “Who ordered the Original Recipe bucket with the large cole slaw.”

  243. Lucy says:

    Okay, who has their brain?

  244. Marnie says:

    I told you we should have packed a spare brain.

  245. Dude says:

    Woohoo! I’m famous!!!

  246. Maria Dalva says:

    Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the
    Brain Injury Research Institute?

  247. Graham Freeman says:

    “You know what, I think we *are* in Kansas”

  248. “Hey, what’s on your mind?”

  249. Jessica says:

    “So the rush hour tedium finally got to you guys, too?”

  250. Dude says:

    Honey, look! This young twisted fellow chap here that utters gibberish might want to eat our brains. This, or it’s just an invitation to dance with Michael Jackson!

  251. Bretta says:

    Rule 31 then Rule 22.

  252. Nicurda says:

    Are you saying this is not the Vegan Rights protest?

  253. Audrey says:

    You guys seem like a lively bunch. Are you brainiacs going to the ZombieCon too?

  254. Geoff says:

    I love my fans – they love me for my body AND my brains.

  255. Darian says:

    “Don’t take the freeway you said.

    The surface streets will be faster you said.”

  256. Geoff says:

    Yes, I do get enough Omega 3 – why do you ask?

  257. Fred says:

    Oh no, we’ve stumbled upon Occupy the Chicken Ranch.

  258. Juliane says:

    I hope, I don’t repeat anything that has already been written, I was too lazy to read through more than 230 comments…

    “You win, I can’t find Waldo.”

  259. Ryan says:

    Oh my gosh! Is that Pamela Anderson?

  260. Morgan Hua says:

    1. Zombie costumes are really popular this year.
    2. We should have bought more candy corn!

  261. Katy says:

    What? I can’t hear you, let me unroll the window..

  262. Beth says:

    “I think we should make a bolt for it…”

    “I think we went down one of those un-dead-end streets.”

  263. Travis Lee says:

    No brains here!

  264. Perry Ahern says:

    “Which came first, the zombie chicken or the egg?”

  265. James says:

    I’m telling you, “Occupy Coroner’s Office” is NOT an actual thing.

  266. Joe Cool says:

    These aren’t the brains you’re looking for.

  267. James says:

    So, I guess buying our GPS from that voodoo priest was a bad idea.

  268. Levi says:

    “Strange, I thought zombie apocalypse was next month.”

    “You see honey, this is what eating out all the time will do to you.”

    “Didn’t I tell you, cheaper and a lot more fun than paris.”

    “Who ya gonna call?”

  269. Levi says:

    “Told you my Left 4 Dead training would come in handy someday.”

  270. Levi says:

    “Dang! still no reception.”

  271. joshcorman says:

    Driver: Wow, a herd of ZombieHoneyBadgers.
    Passenger: HoneyBadgers?! They look like Chickens…
    Driver: ZombieHoneyBadgers Don’t Care!

  272. Gayle Belvin says:

    I told you we should of dressed up as Snooki and J-WOWW!!

  273. John says:

    “Quick Bob, dilate your pupils!”

  274. Amy says:

    “Valet parking! I wonder if it’s complimentary.”

  275. Levi says:

    ZOMBIES: eat flesh.

  276. joshcorman says:

    OK.
    You can shoot them, pluck them, smash them, impale them, machete them…
    …but whatever you do, don’t choke them.
    We’ll lose our PG-13 rating.

  277. José says:

    You have to form a cue if you want food!

  278. Sciencehero says:

    “I told you this was a bad way to get to the mall. But noooo, you wanted to take the scenic route.”

  279. Jared says:

    Oh, how lovely! Qin Shi Huang’s Terracotta Army!

  280. b-age says:

    what does that even mean, “braaains”??

  281. Perry Ahern says:

    Revising my last one: “Which came first, the chicken or the zombie?”

  282. Perry Ahern says:

    “I told them ‘genetically modified’ wasn’t a flavor of corn!”

  283. Dude says:

    Can’t touch this!

  284. Erica Zulueta says:

    Strange… I didn’t think there would be so many Red Sox fans out this time of year!

  285. Dr. Pie says:

    I knew it! Cindy from the office always wanted a piece of me…

  286. Bryce says:

    “Man, carpooling has become such a pain.”

  287. Dr. Pie says:

    Stinky guys biting at the first move, we must be in San Diego’s Comicon!

  288. Hunter McRae says:

    I’m guessing that asking for any Grey Poupon would be out of the question…

  289. Brian says:

    Detroit, here we are!

  290. Von says:

    Driver- They are so cute in their natural habitat.

    Passenger- I told you we shouldn’t drive through the Wall street area at this time of night. They get restless when there are no bankers around to chew on.

  291. Allen's Brain says:

    “Is it really true that 99% of the brains are consumed by 1% of the population?”

  292. jfeldt says:

    Oh god, it’s like Hitchcock and Romero had a thousand children and they all want to eat us.

  293. sam says:

    where would you like the brain buffet setup?

  294. Allen's Brain says:

    Oh, hey! It’s those “Squawkkupy Wall St” folks!

  295. Ashley says:

    “Black Friday just keeps getting earlier every year.”

  296. Allen's Brain says:

    “There’s nothing to worry about! We’re reality tv producers!”

  297. Allen's Brain says:

    Okay! Okay! Next time, we’ll travel by “TRAINS!” Now get out of our way!

  298. Jackie Kukowski says:

    Hey buddy, is this a dead end?

  299. Mary says:

    With the lock-out still going on, NBA players have found something else to keep themselves busy.

  300. Franklin says:

    On the bright side at least I’ll finally get “The Monster Mash” out of my head!

  301. Pablo says:

    I guess the beach will be a bit crowded this holiday.

  302. Jake says:

    I’m not suposed to be scared of anything
    but I don’t know where I am
    I wish that I could move but I’m surrounded
    with no one to lend a hand

    I’m trying hard to think now
    but there’s no idea in my head
    There’s only you to talk to
    and the brain inside makes me feel dumb

    I’d better get out, so now
    They’ll help me, ‘Cause I don’t know

    I’ll be going through changes, changes
    God, I wish I was brainless lately
    Stay in the car, I’ll save us
    Flat tire needs changes, changes

  303. Elaine Queiroz says:

    Could you tell me how to get to the hospital?

  304. Wildbird says:

    You zombies are out of luck this is WASHINGTON D.C. they have no brains here

  305. Elaine Queiroz says:

    Is there a John Wells here?

  306. Elaine Queiroz says:

    Is there a nice place to get something to eat around here?

  307. Janneke says:

    “Oh crap… I think we’re too late for the zombie-contest…!”

    with love from the Netherlands, Janneke

  308. Elaine Queiroz says:

    How come only you and the other guy by the corner have tongues?

  309. Elaine Queiroz says:

    Excuse ME! I’m trying to get to Burger King here!

  310. Elaine Queiroz says:

    Ok, I get it. You are the 99%.

  311. Deede says:

    “The zebras and giraffes are next!”

  312. Charles Hickens says:

    About time someone recognized my genius!

  313. ZombieXhicken says:

    These “more brains” activists really can organize.

  314. Vickie says:

    “Grains? This one must be a vegan.”

  315. V says:

    “Guys move out of my way!! I am on my way to a Usher concert!!!

  316. Camila says:

    1) Take my wife here. She is the brainy type.

    2) Are you all Timmy’s friends?

    3) Bite me!

    4) Finally I have a good excuse for being late for work.

  317. Karen says:

    “Pardon me. Is this how we get to the other side?”

  318. Joe says:

    It’s quite all right dear, I’ll just ask these fine folk for directions.

  319. Chuck V. says:

    Zombies – Shmombies! You see one, you’ve seen them all!

  320. cleo says:

    I swear your family reunions get weirder every year.

  321. Paul Purgett says:

    Oh look dear, your family has arrived for the holidays.

  322. MG says:

    Note to self. Tell doctor never give discounts on botox again.

  323. Simon says:

    Yea, I would have kept driving too but my wife INSISTED I stop and ask for directions

  324. Laura says:

    Oh, I’m not worried about the zombies. I don’t have any brains left, anyway.

  325. Jeff J. says:

    “Free safari to Zombia, you said! Probably a typo, you said!”

  326. Patrick says:

    Great. Drove right into a ‘Walking Dead’ episode again.

  327. Forester_neil says:

    I hate Illinois zombies!

  328. Charles says:

    We’re not stopping until I find a Twinkie!!

  329. Ian Mac Moore says:

    Oh look it’s Bob from accounting! He hasn’t changed much.

  330. Chris says:

    Damn that Camping Fellow.

  331. Laura E says:

    So, I turn left at ‘BRAINS’, drive 2 blocks and turn right at ‘MORE BRAINS’? That’s not what my GPS said…

  332. JEC says:

    Dude, that guy owes me money!

  333. Kate Jubenville says:

    Wow, a real zombie flash mob! Quick, put on Thriller and let’s join them! Wait…

  334. They are Romero zombies so this should be an easy escape.

  335. Kate Jubenville says:

    Finally a chance to use that Groupon! With these kind of savings, we’re going to make a killing…

  336. Matthew says:

    1. I must runneth them over, for “the quality of mercy is plenty strained” let the tires on this vehicle “droppeth as a chainsaw from hell.”
    -Double Feature
    2. What ever happened to that anti-zombie writing campaign!?!
    -Time For Action

  337. nathan says:

    hurry robin, grab the zombie reppelent bat spray

  338. nathan says:

    i knew i should have bought some holy water at that last exit

  339. Thomas says:

    “well,at least I have insurance.”

    “is this the new petting zoo?

  340. Cristian says:

    The only thing nearby is the Jersey Shore house set, starving and pissed off

  341. quebert says:

    i knew we’d get caught in the rush from the marylin manson concert.

  342. Sandi Wiggins says:

    Sorry, I left my brains in my other coop.

  343. V says:

    “Oh no!!! Our family reunion wasn’t supposed to be ’till next month!!!!”
    😀

  344. Levi says:

    “Maybe their veggitarians.”

  345. Moxie says:

    “We’re with Fox News. I can assure you there are no brains in this car.”

  346. Roberto Trivelato says:

    “These aren’t the brains you’re looking for”

  347. Morbo says:

    I am Norman. Let me coordinate you.

  348. ADarling says:

    You’ve seen one zombie, you’ve seen them all.

  349. Kathleen says:

    “I gave at the office!”

    or

    “I love these safaris. You get so close to the animals!”

    or

    “Whoa, Steve, I think that Axe spray really works!”

  350. Kathleen says:

    I hate these Black Friday crowds!

  351. Kathleen says:

    I guess we’re not the only ones waiting in line for the iPad 4

    or

    Looks like everyone’s here for the Royal Wedding!

  352. Will says:

    “I’m sorry, I don’t have any ‘brains poupon’.”

  353. Jeffcg says:

    “I don’t think this is Occupy Wall Street after all.”

  354. JustByJo says:

    1. Honey, do chicken brains taste like chicken too?

    2. Hey brainless, knock on the doors of HOUSES for candy – not cars!

    3. Remember those good old days when every kid had a different costume?

  355. Isaac Mathias says:

    Chicken says: “I see UNDEAD people.”

    PS: Beat this, suckers!

  356. Donuts101 says:

    MAN, ITS LIKE A JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT CAME TO TOWN.

  357. PURPLE PENGUIN says:

    WOW, THIS MOVIE IS IN 3D

  358. Vilet says:

    Hey zombie chicken you’re a really good actor. That makeup looks so real. You should audition for the Walking Dead

  359. Donuts 101 says:

    chicken: Hey, can you find me a parking lot.

    zombie: rawrrrr!!

    chicken: ok so a right?

  360. Donuts 101 says:

    chicken: hey, zombie can you find me a parking space
    zombie: rawr!!!!!
    chicken: so a right?

    or

    Are you guys auditioning for a walking dead episode?

  361. Matt Branch! says:

    “Ugh. I HATE driving with you, J-Lo”

  362. RohanKeenan says:

    Dammit, the Canucks must have lost again.

  363. Corey Oltman says:

    Don’t eat us! Our brains taste like chicken!

  364. Gary says:

    See, honey, I told you we should’ve gotten that Lexus. It had space for food, water, ammunition, AND it had parking assist!

  365. Jeff says:

    Yes, I told you I’m lost. But you don’t have to be sarcastic about it.

  366. Sue Giummarra says:

    Oh boy, I hope no-one steps on the eggs!!!!!!

  367. Wesley says:

    I hate CHOGM

  368. slenau says:

    This is why I didn’t want to ask the locals for directions….

  369. Fai says:

    Wheres my boom stick honey?

  370. violet says:

    1) “What the Cluck?!?!?”
    2) “Edna, He says he wants directions to Saskatoon.”
    3) Seen one hipster chick, seen ’em ALL…

  371. MyLordPanda says:

    It’s confirmed, Steve’s safely reached the Other Side and launched iAfterLife.

  372. Sean says:

    “The Kiss Army is really starting to show it’s age”

  373. Diego Miramontes says:

    I’ve a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore

  374. Dude says:

    This surely looks like the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Excuse me, kind sir, do you know the way to Hotel California?

  375. J says:

    Don’t mind us. Our brains are only the size of walnuts.

  376. sven says:

    There is something on your mind by the way you look at me

  377. octavian says:

    I have the strange feeling they want something from us

  378. Edu says:

    I think I’ve finally seen Jacko! There on the eleventh row!

  379. Ashley Savage says:

    “Get your chicken fingers off my car!”

    “Looks like a new chicken fast food joint is in town.”

    “Ok just breathe..They want brains we’ll give them your fruit cake…it looks the same.”

  380. Kira says:

    “Say! Do any of you guys know the Madison?” (Caption: Rocky Horror Picture Show with Zombies)

  381. Mike says:

    Great Costumes!

  382. Chad says:

    You were right, I was wrong; This is a pedestrian thoroughfare. Are you happy, now?

  383. Caster says:

    You can’t eat our brains! We zoom by!

  384. Alex says:

    “Vote for me !”

  385. Oliver Townshend says:

    Next Halloween we visit MY cousins!

  386. Dude says:

    Dude, I see rainbow colored zombie chickens! We should smoke this more often.

  387. pera says:

    I changed my mind, I want the Dracula costume.

  388. pera says:

    Honey, I know they want to eat our brains, but I still can’t force my self to just run them over! Maybe we can talk this out?

  389. Helder says:

    “I think I found Waldo”

  390. Gustavo says:

    “I start to believe I should have chosen Trick”

  391. Nicole Davey says:

    “Your mother will fit right in”

  392. Nicole Davey says:

    “I thought I just left work”

  393. Nicole Davey says:

    “Give em the kid!”

  394. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    I just love to see these protesters gathering for a cause.

  395. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Wait, is this like “Occupy Wall Street?”

  396. ZEO says:

    Look, honey! It’s the world’s only chicken with a tongue!

  397. ZEO says:

    People are finally appreciating me for my brains.

  398. Joshua says:

    “So this is the line for Obamacare?”
    U.S. political joke XD

  399. ZEO says:

    No no BrainTREE, I need to get to BrainTREE, Massachu-ugh, never mind.

  400. ZEO says:

    yeah yeah yeah Ron Paul 2012, I got it, Thanks. Sheesh.

  401. ZEO says:

    Next time we won’t take the “detour” sign written in brains.

  402. ZEO says:

    Take me, but let my wife go: she doesn’t have what you’re looking for.

  403. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Ok, tell me again: how flammable are feathers?

  404. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Shiver me timbers! Wait, wrong movie.

  405. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    I thought they would sparkle on the sun! Wait, nevermind, that’s vampires.

  406. hey, look! Wall Street guys!

  407. Justin Lee says:

    “Looks like another hockey riot! Vancouver should really change their starting lineup.”

  408. psychiatrist help? anyone?

  409. hey, look! Justin Bieber’s fans!

  410. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Now, now, ladies. I’m engaged, sorry!

  411. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    So this is overpopulation?

  412. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    That’s it! My next book. After Baby Boomers, ‘Zombie Boomers’!

  413. Earl Weintraub says:

    “Who knew Marty Feldman had so many fans?”

  414. kenny10293847 says:

    “I told you we should have bought a car with windows”

    “The Penguins must be playing tonight”

    “No, my name is BRIAN”

    “Noooo! I just broke a nail”

    “Don’t worry dear; I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…”

    ?”What do you MEAN there’s a Chik Fil’ A opening in town?”

  415. Judson Masters says:

    “No, not Brains. Maine. We are trying to find the highway to Maine.”

    “Maybe we are in Quebec.”

  416. Greg says:

    Is this the exit for Raccoon City?

  417. Brent says:

    “I know, I know! But the sign clearly says that pedestrians have the right of way.”

  418. eDD says:

    These comic cons get bigger every year.

  419. Travis Lee says:

    UNGH. UNNGH!

  420. “Wow, I’ve got so many fans!”

  421. Nick says:

    I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

  422. Nick says:

    Man these Occupy protests are getting out of hand. They’ve been occupying the graveyard for centuries and now they have a problem?

  423. Kal says:

    “Must be a big sale at Aberzombie & Fitch.”

    “Dude, this tour of Doug Savage’s mind is awesome. Can’t wait for the Ninja display!”

    “Quick, play some Miley Cyrus songs. It’s the only thing that repels even Zombies.”

  424. Nora Dudley says:

    We’re here to facilitate the unemployed zombie conference.

  425. Nora Dudley says:

    Who is the brains behind this operation?

  426. Erin B says:

    I love these annual Fall zombie drives through New England.

  427. Aaron says:

    No, not brains! I’m looking for the 401.

  428. Aaron says:

    Now do you see why I didn’t want to stop for directions?!?

  429. Nora Dudley says:

    This must be one of those flash mob things.

  430. Nora Dudley says:

    Hey! Who are you calling a chicken!

  431. Ashley says:

    So this is Georgia?

    Do you think they valet?

  432. José says:

    c’mon….it’s my first date!

  433. José says:

    don’t worry honey i know………. tai chi!!!

  434. José says:

    …these aren´t the brains your looking for (Jedi mind trick)

  435. Nora Dudley says:

    Have you ever had that… not so fresh feeling?

  436. Samuel says:

    Ahhhhh, Sunny California at last!

  437. Andy says:

    (1) Don’t Occupy my car!

    (2) A drive-in zombie movie was a REALLY BAD IDEA!

    (3) Oh man, I thought finding the escaped killer would be easier than this.

  438. Mommmeeeee! says:

    Did we miss the MENSA meeting?

  439. Mommmeeeee! says:

    So THAT’s what part the “Nugget” is!

  440. CMunk says:

    “They’ve torn off the streetview cam. We’ll get fired for sure.”

    “No! I will not ask for directions!”

  441. Mommmeeeee! says:

    White matter or Dark matter?

  442. Janneke says:

    I think we stranded in an ‘occupy’ riot!

  443. Joshua says:

    Relax, honey, they’re after brains – you’re safe!

    Wish we’d sprung for tinted windows.

    Load my shotgun, Bonnie, birdshot ought to do it.

  444. Joshua says:

    Brains? Not for thy zombie kingdom. Zombies, away!
    We shall chide downright, if I longer stay.
    (Shakespeare reference – A Midsummer Night’s Dream)

  445. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Just follow my lead and we might make it through. “Braaaaaaains…”

  446. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    You like it? It was a bargain, and makes a great mileage!

  447. V says:

    “Hey guys, the McDonalds is over there!!!”

  448. Matt says:

    “Frank, I think all the Zebra in this safari came down with the ‘Bird Flu’…better not roll down the windows.”

  449. Maleeha says:

    Don’t worry, the zombies are after brains, you’re safe.

    Woah dude, they’re chick-en us out!

  450. Matt says:

    “Great Scott, Marty!! All of your children are ZOMBIES!”

  451. Iyalla says:

    “We are totally fried!”

  452. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead… Is this Fowl of the Dead?

  453. Matt says:

    ‘Excuse Me, Do any of you know where we could grab a bite?

  454. Richard M. says:

    Wow, Detroit is livelier than I thought.

  455. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Previously, in The Clucking Dead…

  456. Dnl says:

    “okay, now’s my turn. CHICKENBURGEEER!”

    “..and this on our left is a famous painting called BRAINS”

  457. Iyalla says:

    Our attempt to bring back the chicken dance has failed, this electric-slide thing is way too powerful!

  458. Silent B says:

    I thought we told the GPS to avoid zombie crossings!

    Look Honey! Its just like one of those Halloween movies!

    Is it time for the zombie migrations already?

    My, what a big mouth you have!

    Nuggets! I thought the costume contest was on Monday!

    Look! Its a Thriller Flash-Dance Mob!

  459. Ellen says:

    J-walkers? At this time of night?

  460. Ellen says:

    See honey, I TOLD you the mechanic would be right here to fix the car.

  461. Nora Dudley says:

    Have no fear… The brains are here!

  462. Nora Dudley says:

    Surrounded by zombies? There’s an app for that!

  463. Peta Luck says:

    the breeding program has been a great success

  464. Daniel Ramos says:

    “Man, I could swear I had brought the keys”

    or

    “Ok, now we just need to push start the car”

  465. DoubleOhDonut says:

    Occupy Monroeville Mall just keeps growing and growing…

  466. DoubleOhDonut says:

    Aren’t we fixing a blown MAINS?

  467. Helder says:

    “You should see them do this when I’m on the toilet”

  468. Courtney says:

    “Got that? Okay, last step: remove the brain from the skull cavity. It’s not rocket science.”

  469. Joshua says:

    Let’s Deep Fry these suckers!

    Where’s Colonel Sanders when you need him?

    Well, we’re in Zombieland, where’s my twinkie?

    Too many chickens crossing the road! I wonder why?

  470. Kris says:

    “They’re a bit bitey.”

  471. Kris says:

    “This Occupy movement hurts my head.”

  472. thegrandpoobah says:

    Should NOT have bought that last iPhone 4S…

  473. rhea says:

    Do you know where you are?
    Can you tell me?

  474. nathan says:

    i think you missed your turn the dead end is that way

  475. nathan says:

    we should just eat them bones and all. no dude were not McDonalds

  476. willwot says:

    “If I only had a Brain? Yes, that is a great song, but doesn’t seem very Christmas like. Change the radio station!”

  477. 3 hours for AAA? Zombies in 3 minutes!

  478. Madalin says:

    “No, I don’t carpool…use the bus”

  479. Michael says:

    “You didn’t get me right, i was asking for the campus, not hippocampus!”

  480. Pedro says:

    It’s suppertime!!

  481. Philip Madruga says:

    Excuse me, is this the way to #Occupy Elm Street?

  482. stephenmac says:

    Seriously… These hipsters are beginning to all look the same…

  483. Dana says:

    Lois, I think it’s time for me to tell you the truth. I’m not just Cluck Kent, mild mannered reporter…

  484. Jim says:

    “We’re surrounded by horrible mindless zombies…Oh wait, it’s just another occupy Wall St. protest”

    (I also emailed this to the site, but I’m not sure it went through!)

  485. Dana says:

    Hey look guys! I’sn’t that Albert Einstein over there, with Isaac Newton and Stephen Hawking?

  486. Dana says:

    Yes, it was a bad idea to take a shortcut through Zombie town. It’s a ‘no-brainer’.

  487. Dana says:

    I told you we should have stopped for gas at the last station, but nooooooo, you were afraid you’d miss ‘The Walking Dead’.

  488. Dana says:

    Dorothy, maybe the wizard can help them too. Follow the yellow brick road guys!

  489. Joshua says:

    “Every day they’re shuffling!”

    Reference to this video

  490. Dana says:

    Last year everyone was a vampire. This year it’s zombies. I hate Halloween!

  491. Dana says:

    Trains? Cranes? Claude Rains? Speak up man, I can’t understand you.

  492. Dana says:

    These guys are holding up traffic. I’m going to give them a piece of my mind!

  493. Alexander says:

    “Either we stumbled onto the Resident Evil film set, or we’re in deep chicken shit.”

  494. Dana says:

    It’s only a dream! It’s only a dream! This never happens when I’m watching ‘Breaking Bad’.

  495. Dana says:

    No matter where you go, you can’t get away from these Kardashians.

  496. ramonathepest says:

    No, no, no…the windshield is clean!

  497. Dana says:

    I was trying to get away from these guys. THAT is why I crossed the road.

  498. Dana says:

    It’s always brains with you guys. That’s why you’re so unhealthy. Balance your diet! Graiiiiins!

  499. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    They said “angry mob”. I mean, they don’t seem angry. They’re just hungry!

  500. Carin says:

    Looks like someone got into the Worchestire sauce again…

  501. Dana says:

    If I had any brains, would I be here?

  502. Alisa says:

    I hate shopping at 4am on the day after Thanksgiving– you can never get a parking spot.

  503. Nosheen says:

    1) What was the rule about zombie pedestrians on the road?
    2) This was not in the manual, sir..
    3) Has being environmentally friendly come this far?

  504. kwz says:

    This is why I like Christmas the most.

  505. Gillian Abello says:

    This would have been scary if they didn’t look like us.

  506. shawn gilson says:

    I read in Costumes Today that the Savage Chicken would be the #1 costume in 2011. I guess they were right!

  507. Michael says:

    Last sentence of Chick Nicholson at the steering wheel: „OK friends, you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?“

  508. Samuel says:

    Oh look, the 99%!

  509. StrayChild says:

    – My god, why this monday traffic is always the same?

    – I thought that “Zombies Ahead” sign was just a joke.

    – You shouldn’t have showed them your spare change honey, you know they can smell it.

  510. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    So your name is Brains, and his name is Brains. Nice to meet you guys!

  511. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    I knew everybody would love the meat car.

  512. StrayChild says:

    – Back off, I know powerpoint and I’m not afraid to use it!

  513. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Ok, ok, I’ll ask them for directions.

  514. Madame Zubidar says:

    “Did you say we take a left at the DRAIN?”

    “No, I don’t know where the ‘Breaking Dawn’ premier is.”

    “Is this the parking for the neurosurgery convention?”

  515. Matt says:

    ‘I don’t care what the GPS says! This is NOT our final destination!!

  516. cleo says:

    Directions to the cemetary? Just head to the dead centre of town! HAHAHA…get it?…heheh…ahem…I don’t think they got it.

  517. M says:

    “See honey, this is what happens to people when the internet is down for too long”

  518. Manni says:

    I told you! The amount of attention you get from a personalised number plate makes it worth every penny.

    or

    I wasn’t kidding when I said alot of people say I look like Justin Bieber.

  519. Jan says:

    “That’s not how I remember Disneyland.”

  520. Nancy says:

    Guys, if you just let me squeeze by, I’ll be back with the brains in a jiffy.

  521. Stuart says:

    I think they are saying “the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.”

  522. Stuart says:

    Yes, we are heading to “the plane, the plane.”

  523. Malik says:

    There must be a new iphone coming out at the apple store round the corner or something…

  524. Sierra says:

    Honey….I think we have a problem…

  525. Malik says:

    Relax, they are looking for brains. We will just pretend we are those guys from Jersey Shore and they will walk right past us…

  526. Sierra says:

    Brains!? Is that all you guys think about?!

  527. max power says:

    “sorry mate, no brains in this car. Do you need a ride?”

  528. Fränz says:

    – Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

    – No, I don’t wanna take you for a ride either!

    – No sorry, I haven’t seen a so called Mr BRAINS.

    – ‘by removing the head or destoying the brain’… we are so screwed!

  529. Joao says:

    “What do you mean by ‘Wall Street'”?!?
    “Pheeeew, I’m happy this isn’t a cheap B-class horror movie”
    “OK, why not, I’ll have two brains with my super-sized happy chicken menu, and a salad on the size”
    “Cervaux? Damn, I knew we shouldn’t pass by Montreal”
    “Cerebros? Great news, we are almost in Tijuana”
    “No thanks, your zombie flashmob is kinda lame and I don’t want to join”
    “No, I’m not Justin Bieber, but I once sniffed a pack with Charlie Sheen”

  530. Matias says:

    Look honey! Clones!

    Now this is something Malthus never thought of.

  531. Adriane says:

    “He says it’s the First Annual George A. Romero Walk for Brains, and would we like to make a donation?”

  532. Sarah says:

    wow! the KFC drive thru really comes alive at Halloween.

  533. David R says:

    “No really, the free range chickens are in the car behind”

  534. Rayssa M Alves says:

    “Hey, it looks like I’m the 1%!”

  535. Julia says:

    “Excuse me, is this Occupy Hades?”

  536. nicolas says:

    wll… fuck

  537. nicolas says:

    raccoon city is preaty mess up

  538. nicolas says:

    so this happens when you turn in a dead end.
    so… “iPhone brain” it is.

    this wouldn’t happened if we where in Disney, but noooo you wanted wall street.

    mondays stinks.

    I am glad I take the day off.

    so this is how people looks like when they try to make a savage chicken joke.

    yeah yeah, free savage chicken stuff an all zombie out.

  539. Levi says:

    “I think I left the oven on at home.”

  540. Nosheen says:

    What was the rule about tailgating pedestrians?

  541. Sarah McGuirk says:

    Honey, I think I just laid an egg…

  542. Kathleen says:

    “car crowd surfing doesn’t seem to work as well as I’d thought…”

    “this is the last time I’m letting you drag me to one of your family reunions”

  543. Kyle says:

    See hon, Twitter was right. I do have a thousand followers!

  544. LinguiniNeenie says:

    Hey Jerry, didn’t Dr.Simpson say something about us needing more practice patients at the dental clinic?

  545. LinguiniNeenie says:

    No wonder they seem so cranky, would you look at the size of those tonsils!

  546. LinguiniNeenie says:

    Brains?? Well that’s a relief! I was afraid you were after our livers.

  547. Dana says:

    Thank you all for coming. In a moment we we will begin our attempt for a Guiness Book world record:
    Most Zombies in a Volkswagon!

  548. Felipe says:

    1 “this is the moment I wake up”
    2 ” #zombies on the road”
    3 “nice joke for my birthday, honey”
    4 “worst time travel ever”
    5 “¡¡SPRING BREAK!!”
    6 “out of gas… CRAP”
    7 “one last kiss, my love”
    8 “wish I hadn’t spent my last wish with this car”

    hope they are totally new

  549. Zilfy says:

    Wow, this Halloween parade shows us chickens lack imagination when it comes to costumes!

  550. Dana says:

    Yes, yes, I’ll sign your ‘Equal Rights For Zombies’ petition.

  551. Pollo says:

    No, I don’t want any brains! Oh man, those salesmen are annoying….

  552. Dana says:

    They’re not Zombies. They’re protesting ‘Fringe’ being pre-empted by the World Series.

  553. Dana says:

    I’ll tell you what, honey. You get out and change that flat tire. I’ll do the dishes for a month. Deal?

  554. Dana says:

    I know this is only a dream. I’ll wake up in a moment. No more staying up late playing ‘Plants vs. Zombies’.

  555. Dana says:

    This will be a good test of our new product: ‘Zombie-Off’.

  556. Pollo Selvatico says:

    You got to love Pennsylvania’s countryside, Barbra!

  557. Dana says:

    Which one of you ordered the pizzas with ‘extra brains’ topping?

  558. Dana says:

    I know I told you to pull my finger, but now I want it back.

  559. Dana says:

    You say you’re zombies? You’re really killing me, man. Wait a minute! You’re REALLY killing me man!

  560. Dana says:

    Why don’t you souless paparazzi get a life?

  561. Dana says:

    Please stop shoving and get in an orderly line. Rob Zombie will be happy to sign autogrpahs for all of you.

  562. Dana says:

    I’ve told you time and time again to always fill the tank on the flame thrower before we go out, but do you ever listen? Noooooooo!

  563. Dana says:

    That’s what I love about Autumn. The falling leaves, the crisp air, the Zombie Apocalypse…

  564. Dana says:

    I told you and told you: Garlic only works for vampires!

  565. Dana says:

    It took a lot of guts to come down here…and heart…and wings…and feet…and brains…

  566. Dana says:

    C’mon guys, have a heart! What do you mean, “yes!”?

  567. Dana says:

    It must be the ‘Tin Woodman’ fan club. They’re all asking for ‘brains’.

  568. Dana says:

    Error! Sorry, no brains here! 😉

    It must be the ‘Scarecrow’ fan club. They’re all aksing for ‘brains’.

  569. Dana says:

    I need spellcheck. I’ll try this one more time. 😉

    It must be the ‘Scarecrow’ fan club. They’re all asking for ‘brains’.

    Am I trying too hard? 😉

  570. Dana says:

    This one’s got a bottle of ketchup. NOW, you can worry.

  571. Dana says:

    When the Zombie bars close, the traffic is murder.

  572. Dana says:

    I can’t get that old ‘Cranberries’ song out of my head. “In your head…In your head…Zombie…Zombie”.

  573. Dana says:

    Brains? Thanks for the compliment, but really, I’m not that smart.

  574. Dana says:

    There’s no one in this car except tv network executives. Better luck on the next car.

  575. Dana says:

    Here’s 3 that I liked:

    Beth – “I think we should make a bolt for it…”

    ZEO – yeah yeah yeah Ron Paul 2012, I got it, Thanks. Sheesh.

    Graham Freeman – “You know what, I think we *are* in Kansas”

    (He’s right. I live in Kansas. 😉 )

  576. Dana says:

    On this episode of ‘Jack Hanna’s Into the Wild’, we’ll be visting the typical Zombie habitat. Notice how friendly they are. We’ll try to get as close as we can to observe them.

    Title: Jack Hanna’s last show.

  577. Dana says:

    Lunchtime was only a hour ago. They don’t look hungry to me.

    Famous last words.

  578. Dana says:

    I don’t care how good your costumes are kids; I’m not giving you any candy until Halloween.

  579. Dana says:

    It’s like I told you; this store has sales that would wake the dead.

  580. Dana says:

    Hey I loved you guys back in the day! ‘Time of the Season’, right on!

  581. Dana says:

    My name is Chuck Norris. I don’t think you want to mess with me.

  582. Dana says:

    I’m Detective John McCluck and this is my new movie: Die Hard Boiled! Yippee-ki-yay feather-plucker!

  583. Dana says:

    No I don’t have any spare change. Are you sure you’re a zombie?

  584. Javi says:

    “I love this resort … but it’s getting crowded!”

  585. Nicole Davey says:

    These must be Marty’s last year models!

  586. Bryan says:

    “No, I’m afraid I don’t anyone by the name Burr Haynes.”

  587. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Look, guys, I’m sorry. I’ll never litter again, okay?

  588. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Brains? Sorry, we’re also looking for the Wizard of Oz.

  589. Rodrigo Ortiz Vinholo says:

    Well, they all seem to want brains, so I guess we’re on the right track to find the Wizard of Oz.

  590. asq says:

    now, it seems, angry birds get really addictive.

  591. Micky Pain says:

    “Still think we should have walked…?”

    “Say what you want, I’m glad we brought the car to the stadium”

    “AAARGH!!! PEDESTRIANS!!!!”

    “I’ll just get out real quick and ask what they want…”

    “This reminds me of that one time, in band camp…:

  592. Pollo Z says:

    WOW, you’re really popular, Mr. Brains!

  593. Matt says:

    So let me get this right; None of you deadbeats can help fix a flat tire?!?

  594. Mono The Elderish says:

    Eh? Rain? I don’t think so but thanks for the warning!

  595. Matt says:

    I think I see Waldo!

  596. CV says:

    Zombies to the left of me, Zombies to right, Here I am, back in the middle again!!

  597. Le poulet says:

    Is this the new iMOB 9000?

  598. James Cox says:

    We must be getting close to Wall Street – they’re chanting “Bonds…bonds…”

  599. Florent says:

    “Told you, tinted window is a no-brainer.”

  600. mark says:

    Well,
    You know Aunt Emma……
    She never missed a Family Zombie get together yet

  601. lance wave says:

    “Need to cross the road?”

  602. SES says:

    * “Now I’ll never get that Harry Belefonte song out of my head!” or “Anyone care to calypso?” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83j3FreaPlM

    * “Maybe the CDC was on to something, after all…” http://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

    * “Quick! Call Roadside Assistance.”

    * “You remind me of the babe…” “What babe” “The babe with the power.” “What power?” “The power of voodoo.” “Who do?” “You do.”

    * “Baron Semedi has really gone overboard this time.” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070328/

  603. Laura says:

    Check out my new 3D garage tapestry!

  604. MyLordPanda says:

    Dude, we’re Flocked

  605. Annie says:

    “I hate downtown after the football game…”

  606. Annie says:

    “Boy, I’m really glad we bought this hybrid instead of that gas guzzling SUV.”

  607. Fränz says:

    Where is Chuck Norris when we need him?

  608. Laura says:

    Cheer up, it could be worse. Imagine a horde of Nyan-Cats!

  609. tony bond says:

    Gee Kids this Drive Thru Zombie Zoo is the Greatest!

  610. Laura says:

    Man, that’s a small island. They all appear to be relatives of my uncle Frank.

  611. Beth says:

    “It must be the Zombie State Fair! Look over there– they have Deep Fried Brains on-a-stick!!!”

  612. Dana says:

    Listen. They’re welcoming us to the neighborhood. How nice.

    Mr. Brain’s tragic misunderstanding.

  613. Fränz says:

    I guess this year I’m not going to impress anyone with my zombie costume

  614. Dana says:

    Yes they are Zombies. that’s true. But…they’re Jewish Zombies, and we’re not kosher.

  615. Dana says:

    No, they’re not Zombies. They’re DirecTv customers and they’re mad about losing FX and the sports channels.*

    (*next week)

  616. Thomas says:

    Who orders a brain-topped pizza anyway?

  617. Dana says:

    My god! It’s a hundred people selling Amway! We’ve got to get out of here!

  618. Dana says:

    Listen to me, I’m a doctor. You need to balance your diet. Cut back on the raw meat. You need vegetables…Graaaiiiins!

  619. Dana says:

    How did we end up at the Republican debate?*

    (*or Democrat)

  620. Dana says:

    ‘Tea Party’ or ‘Occupy Wall Street’?

  621. Dana says:

    I know I don’t look like you, but I’m a Zombie, I swear! I’ve been sick. I’m going out to get brains for everyone. Do you want fries?

  622. Dana says:

    Bahrain? That’s in the middle east isn’t it?
    I’m sorry man; you are lost.

  623. Alex says:

    I think you’re gonna have to hold it in until we find another toilet stop, Gavin.

  624. cleo says:

    No offense…but you’re scratching the paint!

  625. Ren says:

    The mall is always packed this time of year.

  626. Cid says:

    Great I just walked into Thriller. Hey how do i get out of here.

  627. Vilet says:

    Hey kids, its not Halloween yet. Why do you all have the same costumes, and why are you in the middle of the street?

  628. Vilet says:

    Awesome Halloween party dude!!!!

  629. Vilet says:

    zombie: Brains!!!!
    chicken: No, I don’t have games. But I have monopoly at my house. Do you know where Jason chicken’s Halloween party is?
    zombie: BRAINS!!!!!
    chicken: No, I don’t think its going to rain! I have an umbrella if it does.

  630. Marcus says:

    Awesome costumes dude!!! Where did you get it, Party City?

  631. CVme says:

    Over run by the swarming “gallus gallus zombies domesticus”, the frightend fowl sounds the international distress signal for help: “cluck-cluck-cluck / bawk-bawk-bawk / cluck-cluck-cluck!!!

  632. Hugo Diaz says:

    I guess real chickens DO come from California Foster Farms.

  633. Calum says:

    “We can’t stop here. This is chicken country.”

  634. BigJohn says:

    “Don’t you mean, ‘Grrraaaiiinnnnnssss’?”

  635. Paul S says:

    Trains? Silly thing to ask for!

  636. Kiwi says:

    ….And a cheesburger with double fries.

  637. Snarkface says:

    “Oh yeah, the MENSA headquarters is just up the street. Why do you ask?”

  638. Tara Scherner de la Fuente says:

    “No, my name is BrIAn. And there’s just one. He’s Steve.”

  639. Fränz says:

    Go-Go-Gadget chainsaw!

  640. John says:

    “Glove compartment. License and registration. Right next to the gun.”

  641. tma says:

    The bankers are getting more desperate for their bonuses these days

  642. Adriane says:

    “Quick! What does it say in the manual under ‘Apocalypse, Zombie’?”

    “No, I don’t think that infinite zombies typing would eventually produce the complete works of George Romero.”

  643. U2kheim says:

    Puh! Air is getting heavy, better open a window.

  644. Ill Bill says:

    Look at the friendly townspeople coming over to gree……ROLL ‘EM UP!!!

  645. Logospilgrim says:

    “Waldo never had a chance.”

  646. dandroid says:

    Is this VIP parking for the Zombies concert?

  647. Angela says:

    Lopping their heads off doesn’t seem to slow them much so now I just keep the windows up. Much easier this way!

  648. Rebekah says:

    1. “man am i glad you talked me into this taxi costume!”
    2. and this, THIS is why people don’t ask for directions

  649. Laura says:

    That’s a nice welcoming party! Told you people will miss us after a 28 days vacation.

  650. PCcrzy says:

    Wow! The last time I saw a brood of zombie chickens like this, I was a stunt double in “Night of the Living Dead.”

    Or

    Hold on to you tail-feathers…things may get chick-a-fied!

    Or

    Awww, cluck! Obviously they can smell our small brains. Quick, stop thinking!

    Or

    Damn mutant zombies! Every Halloween it’s the same thing. I bet our brains don’t even taste like chicken.

  651. Kevin Hayden says:

    Cluck all you want, guys. The ad says there’s breasts.

  652. Sarah says:

    Darling! They are inviting me to be their 7 billionth member!

  653. RageTheme says:

    “See, this is what happens every time the Cardinals win a World Series!”

  654. renzo says:

    There’s never any parking at the cemetery.

  655. Sci says:

    I don’t think they’re here for candy…

  656. José says:

    Aren’t you suposed to say…SURPRIIIIIISE?!!!

  657. José says:

    Well?!are you going to eat us or are you just standing there?!!!

  658. José says:

    Little less conversation a little more action please…

  659. José says:

    Look into my eyes…you’re getting very sleepy…

  660. José says:

    For the last time…I don’t wanna be your leader…

  661. José says:

    License and registration?!Aren’t you suposed to say…BRAINS or This is THRILLER or something lime that?!!!

  662. José says:

    It wasn’t me it was the unarmed man!

  663. chimera says:

    Hon, wha’s goin’ on? Go ax that dude!

  664. Madkins007 says:

    Best. Zombie Walk. Ever!

  665. Madkins007 says:

    Excuse me, is this the road to the genetics lab?

  666. Madkins007 says:

    OK, Martha. You win. Next time I will ask for directions.

  667. Madkins007 says:

    Excuse me, how do you make your eyes do that?

  668. Felipe says:

    “CHICKEN: you will experience Great Challenges”… so the Horoscope was FINALLY true, ¡¡HA!!

    • Felipe says:

      “Your Horoscope for today. CHICKEN: you will experience Great Challenges”… so the Horoscope was FINALLY true, ¡¡HA!!

  669. Felipe says:

    “Honey, I thought you were the chick-eater”

    or

    “Oh here they come
    They’re chick-eaters “

  670. Dana says:

    No, I don’t know the ‘Braaaiiiiins’ song. Groan a few bars and I’ll fake it.

  671. Dana says:

    When you said you wanted me for dinner, I didn’t know you wanted ME for dinner.

    or

    Thanks for having me for dinner.

  672. RogerR says:

    “Yes, I know you wanted the hybrid version to appeal to the intellectual buyer. All I’m saying is, calling it the ‘Cerebrum’, and launching it at Halloween, maybe wasn’t the brightest idea you ever had, OK?”

  673. Dana says:

    It’s the 5k Zombie crawl. We’ll just have to wait it out.

  674. Dana says:

    …or 5k Zombie stagger. 😉

  675. Dana says:

    How do I know they’re Zombies? It’s not brain surgery! …well not exactly.

  676. Dana says:

    I am a little worried. They’re all wearing ‘I “heart” brains’ t-shirts.

  677. Dana says:

    Let’s go see the Zombie migration, you said.
    Next year I’m picking the vacation.

  678. Dana says:

    No we’re not taking it home. I don’t care if it does have puppy dog eyes.

  679. Dana says:

    Get a life!

  680. Dana says:

    Now I know why the sign said ‘keep all hands, arms and Heads inside the car’.

  681. Dana says:

    I read that Zombies only crave human flesh. I hope these guys know that.

  682. Dana says:

    You say you want what? I don’t think so. I just had my hair done and you’re not mussing it!

  683. Dana says:

    You think you’re getting my brains, huh? You and what army? Oh! That army!

  684. Dana says:

    Uncle Fester, thanks for inviting me to the picnic. I didn’t know you had so many friends.
    Where’s the food?

  685. Dana says:

    Don’t look at me. I only brought the plastic forks and knives.

  686. Dana says:

    When I asked if I should bring anything, they said: “Just bring yourself”.

  687. Dana says:

    Your complextion is terrible. I can recommend a good skin creme.

  688. Dana says:

    I can’t make out what you’re saying. Spit out that gum, please.

  689. Dana says:

    These ‘American Idol’ contestants are all alike.

  690. José says:

    Hell NO!!!I’m not the idiot of my brother who had the idea of the anti-zombie letter-writing campaign last year!!!

  691. José says:

    …and you thought hitchhiking couldn’t get any worst!

  692. José says:

    …is there any booze?!!!

  693. José says:

    Don’t make me angry…you wouldn’t like me when I’m ANGRY!!!

  694. Raoul says:

    Excuse me, do you know where bat country is?

  695. philipe says:

    Well, at least we are NOT getting kuru…

  696. Erin says:

    “I told you we shouldn’t have come to the mall the day the iPhone 4s came out!”

  697. Kennetha Hopkins says:

    Roll ’em up.

  698. willwot says:

    “What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” Dan Quayle for 2012

  699. David Dwight says:

    “Oh look, Honey! The dead are revolting!”

  700. John W says:

    I hate Pittsburgh malls!

  701. Dana says:

    At last! Someone who wants me for my mind!

  702. Dana says:

    Yes, I am Hannibal Lecter and I’d be happy to sign my new cookbook: ‘Brains…with Fava Beans & a Nice Chianti’.

  703. Stephanie says:

    “Where’s the sarlacc when you need him?

  704. Dana says:

    “Brilliant Holmes! How the devil did you deduce that the missing Mensa members ended up here?”

    From:’Sherlock and Watson’s Last Case’

  705. Dana says:

    They said they’d work for food, but this is costing me an arm and a leg.

  706. Patty says:

    Wow! These guys looks just as excited as we are to be at Brain-a-palooza: A Conference for People with Brains. I wonder why the flyer said BYOB!?

  707. V says:

    “How do you make these chickens un-cross the road???”

  708. Patty says:

    I wish I had brought my ‘she’s with stupid’ t-shirt.

  709. Dana says:

    Pinky and The Brain:

    The Brain: “Pinky, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

    Pinky: “You’re on your own brain. Hey everyone, this guy’s name is The BRAIN, get it?

    (Possibly obscure cartoon reference)

  710. Dana says:

    Brains, brains, brains…it’s always brains!
    How about pizza for a change?

  711. Silent B says:

    The snowbirds are coming down early this year!

    What’s that smell?!

    I didn’t know MENSA was having a recruiting fair…

    Nope, no brains here!

  712. Dana says:

    I tried to tell them we were dumb birds with very small brains, but the fact that I’m driving a car gave me away.

  713. Dana says:

    They just got out from a Charlie Sheen concert.

  714. Dana says:

    The Zombies have approached us. I’m going to roll down the window and find out what they want. “Why are you grabbing my wing? Let go of my w

    His last twitter. (140 characters exactly)

  715. José says:

    You’re so vain…you probably think this cartoon is about you..

  716. Dana says:

    I have a express delivery here for…I,M. Dinner.
    …Oh, oh!

  717. kathi says:

    hey we are here for the brain buffet! we must be in the right place! what a happy halloween this will be!

  718. Karen says:

    “Where’s the beef?”

  719. Kelvin says:

    “Doug, is that you?!”

  720. PCcrzy says:

    What’s the poop?
    If we don’t hit it, WE’RE the poop!

  721. Dana says:

    Taking the Zombie toll-road was a mistake. It costs an arm and a leg.

  722. Dana says:

    Bwah-ha-ha! With my Zombie army behind me, I will rule the world! …if I can find my car keys.

  723. Iliana says:

    “excuse me, have you seen a seven eleven around here?”

  724. Dana says:

    You might as well eat me. I didn’t win the Savage Chickens contest!

    😉

  725. Steve Daniels says:

    “As a matter of fact, this IS the Brainmobile. Why do you ask?”

  726. tarinbizarre says:

    “I thought the Zombie Pub-Crawl was Saturday?”

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