The Go-Getter
Today’s cartoon is dedicated to Pamela and Roy! Their anniversary is tomorrow, and they’re fans of my work-related toons. Happy anniversary, you two!
Tagged with: 3x8 • Ambition • Dedication • Destruction • Gorilla • Lazy • Lobotomy • Peterson • Productivity • Work
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he looks like he’s working harder than me!
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i think every office already does have a lobotomized gorilla – i can name the one around here. she may even know more words than Koko. but i am not sure who does more actual work.
A keen eyed manager like that can always spot true potential! Immediate promotion to the server farm for that hard worker!
How often does he have a banana break?
i think that even PROD3000 does not go near Peterson’s desk, that he might find his nail ended stick stuck in a place the sun does not shine
Me = Gorilla doing QA work to break stuff. ๐
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Funny, but lobotomization does not do what you think it does. The end result is someone who is docile and suggestible. The opposite of an enraged gorilla I would think. ๐
Let’s just say it’s a lobotomy gone terribly wrong!
Come to think of it, lobotomies were normally done through the eye socket and not by cutting open the skull. Hmmm I guess I was going for the cartoonish mad scientist version of a lobotomy!
Actually, I think there are more than one way of performing a lobotomy. The kind where you use a oribtoclast (thank you Wikipedia) is when you go in through the eye-socket. But you can also open the head and remove the frontal lobe instead of just separating it. So you would be correct. Maybe they removed the wrong lobe in your gorilla? ๐
Thank you for an excellent cartoon. One of the most consistently funny on the internet.
Thanks SciBoy! Great to hear you’re enjoying the cartoons! And thanks for the lobotomy fun facts too ๐
Not a distant cousin of Dr. Schlermie Beckerman then…?
The trouble comes when he wants a raise
Is it bad that, when I read “lobotomized gorilla”, I didn’t understand it as a metaphor, but imagined a literally lobotomized gorilla? And no, it is no consolation that I was right about the punchline.