Why Halloween Sucks
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then there’s Arbor Day when you’re expected to plant trees. geesh. and what do i get from that???? 😉
Happy All Saints’ Day tomorrow, everyone!
(is it Arbour Day in Canada?)
And if not given have to come up with some trick that may or may not get you what you want if it is truly is candy, I suspect that it is the parents that want a night away from PS whatever number or X pick your shape and what ever murderous game is on board from that Tuesday. Imma jus sayin’
You’ve obviously never been to Easter at my parents’ house. It was pure torture – knowing there was an Easter basket filled with goodies somewhere and having to hunt for it, even after my sister found and started to enjoy hers.
When they mix up Christmas,Easter,Thanksgiving and Halloween when theres Santa Cluase a Turkey,a Witch,a Bunny,running through the streets then their getting too commercial
False! You do not beg for treats. You demand treats with a threat of retribution (tricks).
All while wearing a scary costume that will instill fear into the hearts of your neighbors.
TRICK OR TREAT!
Now that’s the right attitude! 🙂
Wrong! I have always heard it as a request – give me a trick, or give me a treat. Otherwise it’s extortion.
I like to give them lollies made of soap. }:-)>
(JK – I don’t even answer the door! Bwahahaha!)
Someone who has every reason to hate Halloween is Charlie Brown. Why he never threw those rocks at the houses’ windows, I’ll never know.