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Waits until your bent over then jabs you from behind Unicorn sense of humor
Befitting the besotted beast
Secretly hates you, hence hidden stiletto in horn
Damn, and I’m allergic to lavender.
Unicorns are told to be rather aggressive indeed. But they look a bit different, as can be seen on photos, see e. g. this photograph of a unicorn
“Unicorn farts” also refers to any supposedly ideal fuel for sustainable “Green” energy; which causes no environmental harm whatsoever and is completely safe to use.
Frustrated critics will frequently complain that some “clean” device is “powered by Unicorn farts.”
Lavender scent optional. 😉