The Magical Unicorn

Amazing creatures, unicorns.

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6 Responses to The Magical Unicorn

  1. Wildbird says:

    Waits until your bent over then jabs you from behind Unicorn sense of humor

  2. Willwot says:

    Befitting the besotted beast

  3. Oracle says:

    Secretly hates you, hence hidden stiletto in horn

  4. fluffy says:

    Damn, and I’m allergic to lavender.

  5. Peter Wolff says:

    Unicorns are told to be rather aggressive indeed. But they look a bit different, as can be seen on photos, see e. g. this photograph of a unicorn

  6. Jackson says:

    “Unicorn farts” also refers to any supposedly ideal fuel for sustainable “Green” energy; which causes no environmental harm whatsoever and is completely safe to use.

    Frustrated critics will frequently complain that some “clean” device is “powered by Unicorn farts.”

    Lavender scent optional. šŸ˜‰

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