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Halloween Contest 2011

It’s my annual Halloween Contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win the Grand Prize:

Halloween Contest 2011 Grand Prize

I’ll also be giving away prizes to two runner-ups, who will both win a signed copy of my book.

To enter the contest, tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or send it to me via my contact form. Update: Winners announced!!

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Endangered Species #63

You might know Vlad the Impaler by his other name, Dracula …and so this cartoon kicks off this year’s batch of Halloween-themed cartoons! More Halloween cartoons all week, and keep an eye out for my annual caption contest, which will give you a chance to win Savage Chickens stuff — including signed copies of my book!

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Happy Halloween!

Well, I received over a thousand entries for the Halloween Contest this year and they were better than ever. Popular recurring themes included: dead end jobs, Hansel and Gretel, kids meals made from kids, Harry Potter, loads of newt eyes, MacBeth, and plenty of chicken burger cannibalism! It was very difficult to choose winners, but here they are…

First prize (4 mugs):
“Cauldron-size me”
–Jacob

Second prize (2 mugs):
“Wow, your costume is so elaborate! How’d you attach the menu to your head?”
–Andrew

Third prize (1 mug):
“The Gingerbread House isn’t working any more. How much for your sign out front?”
–Mike

Congrats to the winners and thanks to all who participated! Also thanks for all the wonderful emails I received along with your entries – you people are awesome. Have a safe and happy Halloween!

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Savage Chickens - Pumpkin

Happy Halloween Week!

Be sure to stop by this weekend because I’ll be announcing the contest winners on Halloween – you can enter the contest right up until Saturday night.

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