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XD…oh my gosh. I think the Poet-Bot would also feel rejected after analyzing all that.
“It may concern sincere regret to inform: Appreciate crap at this time!”
Sounds like a financial-crisis-speech from any world leader, right about now!
Hmmmm…
At this time
it may concern
sincere to inform
appreciate reject
crap
I think that may work! (c8
“sincere crap this time, it may concern to inform regret, we’ll appreciate”.
And the Poet-Bot Strikes back again! just about time !
appreciate crap,
it may at this time regret.
concern! to inform.
sincere regret…
it may concern
at this time
sincere regret
it may concern
to inform
sincere regret
it may concern
appreciate crap
sincere regret
sincere regret
To inform Regret
Sincere Crap
appreciate Crap
Regret At this time
regret to inform
poet bot is almost
so ugly he’s cute
sincerely
It may concern sincere regret
It may concern crap to inform
Appreciate sincere crap at this time
“it may concern crap at this time to inform: appreciate sincere regret” ?
I think Doug, you should decide which poem was better, or let us fight to death inside a cage to decide who’s better !!, or you can send poet-bot back to the past and avoid john Connor becoming the leader of human resistance.
Wow! What a response. Who knew you had so many followers that were closet poets. Bravo to all those who responded!
Regret…. regret?!
Crap! Crap! Crap!
That was easy….
&=^
A poem entitled
“Failed Marriage Proposal”
At this time… appreciate!
- At this time to inform regret.
At this time!?
- Appreciate it may concern…
It may concern regret???!?
- Appreciate sincere regret…
Sincere Regret?
- Appreciate…
Crap.
Seriously, this can’t be any worse than those Magnetic Poetry kits.
Cool Prompt! The best rejection slip I ever got was from a magazine that I sent a poem to. It read: This is NOT Poetry!
[...] Another exercise. [...]
At this time, it may concern to inform: appreciate sincere, regret crap.