So You Want To Be A Poet?

17 Responses to “So You Want To Be A Poet?”

1. Aud on April 14th, 2009 11:21 pm

   XD…oh my gosh. I think the Poet-Bot would also feel rejected after analyzing all that.

2. Stefan on April 14th, 2009 11:56 pm

   “It may concern sincere regret to inform: Appreciate crap at this time!”

   Sounds like a financial-crisis-speech from any world leader, right about now!

3. Corrie on April 15th, 2009 3:07 am

   Hmmmm…

   At this time
   it may concern

   sincere to inform
   appreciate reject

   crap

   I think that may work! (c8

4. Mike T on April 15th, 2009 4:51 am

   “sincere crap this time, it may concern to inform regret, we’ll appreciate”.

   And the Poet-Bot Strikes back again! just about time !

5. jason on April 15th, 2009 7:24 am

   appreciate crap,
   it may at this time regret.
   concern! to inform.

6. gnomebody on April 15th, 2009 7:39 am

   sincere regret…

   it may concern
   at this time
   sincere regret

   it may concern
   to inform
   sincere regret

   it may concern
   appreciate crap
   sincere regret

   sincere regret

7. Rich on April 15th, 2009 8:07 am

   To inform Regret
   Sincere Crap
   appreciate Crap

   Regret At this time

8. Seraphine on April 15th, 2009 8:24 am

   regret to inform
   poet bot is almost
   so ugly he’s cute
   sincerely

9. DoubleJay on April 15th, 2009 9:00 am

   It may concern sincere regret

   It may concern crap to inform

   Appreciate sincere crap at this time

10. King Bob on April 15th, 2009 9:49 am

    “it may concern crap at this time to inform: appreciate sincere regret” ?

11. Mike T on April 15th, 2009 11:20 am

    I think Doug, you should decide which poem was better, or let us fight to death inside a cage to decide who’s better !!, or you can send poet-bot back to the past and avoid john Connor becoming the leader of human resistance.

12. Dani on April 15th, 2009 1:56 pm

    Wow! What a response. Who knew you had so many followers that were closet poets. Bravo to all those who responded!

13. Luwano on April 15th, 2009 3:04 pm

    Regret…. regret?!
    Crap! Crap! Crap!

    That was easy….

    &=^

14. Manning on April 15th, 2009 4:02 pm

    A poem entitled
    “Failed Marriage Proposal”

    At this time… appreciate!
    - At this time to inform regret.
    At this time!?
    - Appreciate it may concern…
    It may concern regret???!?
    - Appreciate sincere regret…
    Sincere Regret?
    - Appreciate…
    Crap.

15. Zork on April 17th, 2009 3:16 pm

    Seriously, this can’t be any worse than those Magnetic Poetry kits.

16. Sweet Talking Guy.. on April 21st, 2009 12:22 am

    Cool Prompt! The best rejection slip I ever got was from a magazine that I sent a poem to. It read: This is NOT Poetry!

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