Halloween Contest 2007
Update: Winners announced!
Complete this cartoon and you could win Savage Chickens stuff!
- First prize: a t-shirt and a mug
- Second prize: a t-shirt
- Third prize: a mug
And here’s more Halloween stuff!
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Eegor chicken- I told you to go for the diamonds, but Noooo… you had to go cheep and just grab the plugs…
Oh No its Frankencluck! He must be angry at you for mistaking his brain for corn at the last halloween party!
Oh My God! Its Frankenegg, the only chicken alive with REAL hair!
(my e-mail is ultramoo13@hotmail.com)
“I came as a Chicken!”.
God, I suck at this.
“Master… Seth Green is on the phone, he says he has a ‘cease and desist’ order…”
chris at homebrew dot net
Do you expect us to go out with you looking like that, Freddie? Why can’t you dress normal like me and your big brother?
I don’t know which is worse, the “Moe” haircut, or the piercing! Does it go ALL the way through?
“Dude, nice monster.”
“Whoa, let’s check out that Elvis-chiken back there”.
darius[dot]groza[at]gmail[dot]com
So… what do you do for a living?
“You look different… did you get a haircut?”
flawedgenius at gmail dot com
Be careful, or he’ll run around like a chicken with his head cut off!
“And what did they do with your nuggets?!?”
Frankenchicken sounds like something you bring to a Pot Luck.
Hump, what hump?
Hey, no fair! We had to wear costumes to work today! Where’s yours?
Timmy, Meet your father.
He says he needs a partner for a duet of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”.
I told him about the benefits package here.
Well that settles it!
Next time I vote Republican
I told you the egg comes before any goodly chicken!
Man,he sure is mad you stole his Mad Scientist costume idea! He had to go with Frankenstien instead.
So that’s where my earplugs went to
Uh oh! Something’s wrong with its cockscomb
Well, if he can run around with his head cut off, I figured, what could he do if I sewed it back on?
Young Chicken Fronkensteen
“Dirty word! He said a dirty word!”
He looks angry. I don’t like him when he’s angry.
Mein gott! You did it, Doctor! A chicken toupee!
utnapishtim47@gmail.com
my email is kolaz41@gmail.com
Uh, Dave. Dave! Don’t leave us like this!
ergosrp@yahoo.com
“I told you no good would come from the chicken sampler pack!”
T… T…. T… TURDUCKEN!!!!!!!!
Is that a drop stitch? Nice!
What I said was, “Can you grab me a frank and a stein….”
Could be worse… Could be raining
I caught this freak at the front door asking for candy.
“but you said we didn’t have to dress up for this party!”
tazcat2k at yahoo
Master - I’m sorry, I really thought the Stooge brain would work…
http://www.celebrating40.com
Hey, you’re just lucky we saved you from that trip to the deep fryer!
ken.greene@aliant.ca
Even your empty balloons are funny.
When you find yourself in danger,
When you’re threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!)
I’m cranky when I wake up too
Well, it looks like you two could use a little time alone, so . . .
Looks like you two need a little bonding time, so I’m off!
Sir, the stiching is exquisite, the bolts shine like diamonds, the hair . . . well, it stays on his head.
A hunchback, a monster and a zombie walk into a bar….
Master, you must have used extra crispy! I warned you, only original recipe will do!
corway@yahoo.com
I could be wrong, but he really doesn’t look all that grateful.
(chser at cox dot com)
You’ve just won the Publisher’s Clearing House of Frankenstein Sweepstakes!
(e-mail: chebutykin at visi dot com)
To be honest, you aren’t particularly terrifying, mildly unnerving maybe. But in the spirit of Halloween…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
email: rm453 at yahoo dot com
‘You made me a big brother!’
christian@munksweb.dk
Boris, just because Bram says so is no reason for you and Dwight to scare all the kids every year.
Don’t lose your head over it.
fpart@fargateproductions.com
“Quick! Pull the corks and run!”
dasleiche@yahoo.com
Doctor, I don’t want to alarm you, but I think I may have swallowed an egg.
junkmailandspamgoinhere -at- gmail -dot- com
“I sold your new brain for a World Series ticket. Rocktober!”
Waaaiiit a minute…
You said the wattle goes WHERE?!
So what’s that I attached to his chin??
(my email is marktlarsen@juno.com)
“I think a facelift would have been sufficient”
In the speech bubble:
“I told you we should have used Thai massage and not lightning”
Caption under cartoon:
Igor moved on after the project with Dr. Franken-chicken and pursued a more holistic approach to monster creation.
On second thoughts, maybe I’ll keep the hump, Doc.
maruqis at yahoo . com
I told you he was going to get made fun of for that ridiclous hair–You should have just let him go as Kevin Federline like he wanted.
(my email is saraeroman@hotmail.com)
[In the speech bubble]
I know what you’re thinking, and I can explain… he followed me home.
I know what you’re thinking and I can explain…
Maybe now would be a good time to talk about that raise you’ve been promising me…….
“So I sez to the chiropractor I sez…”
he must be hungry…hey why is he looking at me like that?!
ljcadv at gmail dot com
… He got quite upset when he found out his hairstyle is old-fashioned. He wants bangs now.
He said he wanted a shave and a haircut, but I don’t think that is what he meant!
wildman_sagle at yahoo dot ca
That is a really bad toupee.
Dude, you should see a doctor about that scar!!!
[in the bubble]
Bok - Cluckin 08
[titled]
Fowl Candidates
jrholaday@hotmail.com
“I’m sorry, the wig store was low on stock..”
“Maybe we should put him on that makeover show–it makes everyone look like a star!”
abinikai@yahoo.com
Run for your life! It’s a chicken with a bad toupe’!!!! AHHHHHH
Just give him a hug already!
If you’d have shelled out the extra $800 we could have gotten the top of the range model. Thats what you get for buying inferior corpses.
I don’t think he wants to hug.
Yes, we have no bananas.
Didn’t I say NO to staying out all night running from your friends and playing with fire? Go to your room.
Caption:
Monster Rebellion
from shirlhill@msn.com
Your boss doesn’t look like a stuffed chicken to me, Daddy.
from shirlhill@msn.com
Augh! He’s going to sue for malpractice!
So Guys - For Halloween, I was thinking we could go as “Ghost Busters” or something…
when did your husband get back into town?
I’ve got now ideas, but this seems like an appropriate panel for a Cronenberg joke.
I don’t CARE if that’s how all the kids are dressing! Go put something decent on, young man!
Hey!! Timmy Tofu is taking all the food!
I don’t know, the bolts are a nice touch but the bowl cut’s a little too emo for me.
muggles13 at gmail dot com
I told you, neck bolts are so last year!
galonar at gmail dot com
Are you sure you read the directions?
harrybagger at yahoo dot com
Chill out, man. Chicks dig scars.
Ouch… Does that hurt?
You think thats scary,I’m dressing up as Cornel Sanders!!
Can we PLEASE make the next one smaller?
jb.gamgee@gmail.com
“He has your mother’s eyes.”
logan_at_electricstorm_dot_com
Have you ever considered plastic surgery? It’s done wonders for me.
NATANIACAT@hotmail.com
wow! that doctor is amazing, you can’t tell she has had work done.
“I told you we should have brought candy.”
bdfinn-at-gmail.com
You have done it Doctor Frankencluck! You have reboned a boneless chicken!!
“*sigh* i TOLD you this would happen!”
invizygirl@aim.com
Ummm… I know this is a bad time but… you forgot the spork.
-Lemon
ecatwig@yahoo.com
i thought the bolt was on the OTHER side!
The pudding bowl haircut was his idea.
Oh great, Transylvanian TSA.
mg82424@yahoo.com
Good McNuggets gone bad.
kafn8me@gmail.com
You should probably get that checked out.
So…What are you supposed to be?
Maybe the growth hormone was a bad idea after all…
Not another “decapitated chicken” costume. Can’t anyone be more original?
Did you REALLY think he wouldn’t mind having no genitals, master?
rafael.nelvam@gmail.com
“US?! Vhat do you mean zee master iz angry vith US? Zee slime in his goulash bowl vas YOUR idea!”
h_wierzba@yahoo.com
“When did you have the eyebrow work done?”
i thought they said dr. phil would be here
damn pests, my e-mail address is anomar1114@yahoo.com
“I told you to get a tutorial with the nail gun before you used it…”
hull.andrew@gmail.com
Oh, come on. It’s the Marty Feldman character whose talking. The only possible line is “Walk this way.”
“Why does he keep asking how to get to Sesame Street”
steveb3489@yahoo.com
Master there’s a mob of angry villagers with Sporks coming for him!!!
“Bismillah! No, we will not let you go”
He’s just a poor boy, nobody loves him.
sherri87(at)gmail(dot)com
Alright! I’m sorry, it does look realistic…
knfiala@yahoo.com
I swear there are always parts left over when you buy monsters from IKEA
Next time, don’t use a mime’s brain and maybe we’d know what he wants.
codger at gmail
Hump? What hump?
Hey, he walks just like a chicken with it’s head cut off…
Now calm down, Frank…What makes you think I stole your trick-or-treat bag?
Dude, I’m not sure about the Britney Spears costume…
julienlf(at)wanadoo(dot)fr
This is the fifth year in a row he’s gone as Hillary Clinton!
Oh my gosh! It is FRANKenstein the only chicken that tastes like beef!
“No. I said you’re Larry, I’m Mo and he’s Curly.”
(Frankenstein and friends dressing up for Halloween)
“Uh oh. We’ve angered the chickenstein monster.”
or
“I wonder if this is what you’d get if you stuck enough chicken nuggets together.”
iceardor@operamail.com
-Three Stooges Halloween Party ’07-
“Um… Larry… I think your going to have to come up with a better costume then that old Hue Hefner smoking jacket… Moe’s pulling out all the stops this year!”
dmaccoubrey@excite.com
trust me, the “MO” haircut looks great on you
In the Bubble:
What a load! A kite eating tree that eats chicken burning pumpkins.
Caption underneath:
Chicken Ghost Stories
thayerpg@yahoo.com
Run for your life! It’s a chicken with a bad toupe’!!!! AHHHHHH
lioness8173@yahoo.com
It could be worse… Could be raining
I’m sorry! I threw it away because I thought it was a leftover part!
Dr. Moestein! No not your brother?!
“but dr. frankenfowl, he just vants a hug!!!”
for the bottom caption i.e.title
Frankenfowl’s Monster
sry I forgot to add my email so I’ll just repost my caption
“But dr.frankenfowl, he just vants a hug!”
and for the title
frankenfowl’s monster
jenifer…. flute_girl81687@yahoo.com
At least you’re not running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off!!
Caption: Analogies run amuck.
john@shadingspaces.com
I’ll have what he’s having.
Next time, be a bit less vague about your appearance in your eharmony profile.
“Goss! Are you a death beatle or something?”
Valiente.leyre@gmail.com
Oh no, Master! I think I accidentally picked up the Cheney brain!
Uh, Frankie baby, I have a hunch that Inga’s invitation to “roll in the hay” had nothing to do with eggs! You’re so Abby-Normal!
“The toupee isn’t enough. It still looks like a KFC chicken!”
title - Ruffled Feathers
“Monsterous?… really? Why not call him huge or jumbo?”
Thanks Doug… love ‘em!
~deede
(deeders_ at hotmail dot com)
It’d be titled:
Igor’s Head Club for Chickens
and the bubble would say
“An in our spring line, we are featuring The Ringo”
drwavydavy said:
“What do you mean by a menagerie-a-trois?!”
Maybe next year we should come as characters that can get chicks.
“Frankenstien’s monster gets stood up”
Couldn’t we just get a dog?
Haha wow I love your Halloween contest….it’s like getting 151 SGs instead of one with all these comments
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide Chicken?
Igor chicken: I think he wants a hug…
Puttin’ on the Ritz…?
I told you, Gene, that Mel did a bad casting on this one. Peter Boyle with the costume on is less frightening!
Well doc, maybe you shouldn’t have told him to cross the road.
oetterer21@yahoo
“I told you he looked too much like Homer Simpson. No wonder he’s so cranky!”
(jfore1@hotmail.com)
WOOPWOOPWOOP….WOOP WOOOP….RUN!!!!!!
Caption: Monster Interviews
Speech Bubble: “How much experience do you have with mobs carrying
pitchforks and torches?”
email: minnesotajustin (at) gmail (dot) com
in elucidation of earlier post -
Caption: The Chicken or the Egg?
Bubble: Well that settles it.
i-gor - if you want a roll int he hay, take the Dr…..
Angry? Angry is looking at everyone’s feet all day cuz this stupid hump won’t let me stand upright!
tall,dark and handsome huh?
mimarlyn@yahoo.com
Seriously, Bob, it’ll wash off! You were asleep and we’re late for the Halloween Party…
miscellaneous[at]ntlworld.com
Behold the Chickenstein!!
“Oh my God! the Bird Flu has gotten worse!”
He told me to grown my own!
kat
“this is halloween, this is halloween!”
“Hey its not Halloween yet! Go back and lay some more eggs!”
“I told him the operation wasn’t covered by his HMO.”
“I told you this would happen when we ran out of candy to give him…”
i thought i’d give it a try.
“Hey…the hair was his idea!”
“You know, I think he’s mad about the haircut.”
Just thought I’d give it a try!
Wait, wait, wait.
What beats scissors?
Doctor Frankenstein clears his conscience
“so, after Frankie here happened, I joined the Workoholics Anonymous…”
adinaluncan[at]gmail[dot]com
I’m sorry Curly, but after our last show that’s what happened to Moe.
Big deal. Most of us can still run around for like 15 minutes withOUT our heads.
paultera3@yahoo.com
“Jesus? What happened to you? It’s only been 3 days!”
Caption: When Holidays Collide.
–tjarvis4338@lcu.edu
(sorry, i know i sent a variation of this to the email, i just wanted to make sure it got in the contest, I dunno if I got the email right)
“At this rate he’ll never be ready in time for the talent show.”
We’ve been here for 24 hours and not a SINGLE ONE is good enough! NEXT!
Caption: Horror Movie Auditions
“I’m not sure Master, but I think he’s saying he’s got a lawyer and he’s going to sue you for wrongful life!”
tcanny@comcast.net
Dude!! Is your Mom o.k? She looks different.
Why do you have to be so old fashioned? GMOs not good enough for you?
Alice
afijistorey(at)yahoo.ca
Mahster, I thought you said there’d be no Moe monsters!
Didn’t he used to be taller?
Ahhh…actually, Frank didn’t sleep with her…I did, but it didn’t mean anything. I swear!
Abby, Abby Normal, you listen to the doctor this instant!
“I told you master, we should have gotten him a perm.”
beadedmolly@sbcglobal.net
“I think he knows we had his legs for lunch”
brainzfood@gmail.com
Not my fault. Doc here picked the HMO.
You know how you said no brains from psychopaths? Funny story about that.
gigavash@gmail.com
Boss, he wants you to play Monster Mash AGAIN!
sarahminchin@hotmail.co.uk
“Sorry, the Zombie ate the brain marked “prime” - we had to improvise”
I thought the toupee would take attention away from the blood thirsty look in his eyes…
-M
dj_outstanding [at] hotmail [dot] com
YOU FOOL!…I told you use the curly brain
You mean to tell me that you “accidently” bought the “Hannibal Lecter Special” brain instead of the “Albert Einstein Deluxe”???
“But honey, isn’t he a bit old for you?”
Caption: Frankenstein re-enters the dating world.
sarahwynne.name@gmail.com
You’re saying I can’t haz cheezburger?
“Of course I invited him over, master, he was listed as F17Cali on myspace!”
Igor: You said you wanted him in green? We ran out last order, trust me, I’m very sure this model will accommodate all of your domination plans.
Title: Igor’s Used Body Parts
spikemerlin48@hotmail.com
You saw the walrus trying to get to second base too?
Peter Boiled’s Casting Call
Congratulations! Have I got the Agent for you!
Help Wanted at the Lab,
If You Attach Us Can I Get Overtime?
Our records show that you’re two months behind on your student loan payment. Frank accepts debit, credit, or personal checks. Or kidneys.
Great Costume!
Mine’s just a pillow!
Mathter but you thaid you would die to look like Brad Pitt?
Okay Frank, we get it! FRYER BAD! FRYER BAD!
StrongBadFan(AT)comcast(DOT)net
Oh and I see you’ve already met our Director of HR…
“I think it’s time you told him he was adopted”
rohan.kaye@gmail.com
Title: Missed Opportunity
“I told you to make a ‘Hen-enstein’ at the same time, but noooooo….”
He did it.
XYZ PDQ! Your Jugular is showing!
Monster Hungruy!
The Humps all Bone.
Eat Him!
Can I have his jacket when we’re done with him?
I have emailed this same entry but just figured out how to blog.
my email is (johnicole99@yahoo.com)
1.part monster
1.part-ex-beatle
i guess he really isnt dead
puddydawg@yahoo.com
I told you he was going to get made fun of for that ridiculous hair–You should have just let him go as Kevin Federline like he wanted.
*I re-posted mine, because I realized I spelled a word wrong when I first posted it
(my email is saraeroman@hotmail.com)
who came first the chicken or the egg-or?
As you can see Mr Stien the hair plugs have taken perfectly!
(Spudley_2@hotmail.com)
Ok, I’ll say it - That does not look like Kelly LeBrock! Curse you John Hughes!
razzbel@ yahoo.com
“Master, I told you not to call him genetically modified!”
sbutterfield@shaw.ca
hey doug i put the one that says
Dude!!Is your mom okay!She looks different…
heres my email
mperod@aol.com
“What!? I though you said you didn’t want any of your Halloween candy!”
sbraziller@gmail.com
Doctor, remember - the customer is always right!
chikzdigmohawkz@gmail.com
(Sorry, misspelled my e-mail address in the last one…smooth, I know…)
No Monster! No!
You cannot kill the barber no matter how bad the haircut is.
You have to do something about him. He’s ruined my favourite pair of socks and he’s left you another little surprise in the middle of the living room floor again.
Caption - Monster Training
mbannon[at]hotmail[dot]com
Boy, do I feel under dressed.
Master! Anne widdecombe heard you didnt invite her to your halloween party…
(Anne widdecombe is a politican in the UK and I just thought she looks alot like it…check her here http://newsbiscuit.com/images/574.jpg)
Wow! I saw it in a movie
Now its gonna hug you
mkglbv@rambler.ru
Hey Moe, Larry here didn’t put on a costume.
Caption: Three Stooges at a Halloween party.
sorry, i like turtles.
I haven’t got “the hump”, I just wish you’d let me wear the Frankenstein costume!