Meet the Characters
Learn more about the characters that appear the most
Chickens
That’s why it’s called Savage Chickens. First appearance: Welcome
PROD3000
The boss. He’s a robot created by the chickens. First appearance: Automation
Worm
The chickens’ smaller, smarter co-worker. First appearance: Early Bird
Timmy Tofu
A dirty-minded block of tofu. First appearance: Cooking With Tofu
Little Chicken
A little kid chicken, full of childlike wonder. First appearance: Lullaby
Zombie Chickens
They feast on the brains of the living. First appearance: Shadow of the Zombie
Pirate Chickens
Setting sail every Talk Like A Pirate Day. First appearance: Talk Like A Pirate
Sigmund Freud
Widely considered the father of modern psychoanalysis. First appearance: Hitchcock
Marketing Chicken
If we didn’t have marketing, who’d drink all the martinis? First appearance: Marketing
Cat
An adventurous cat. Behold the cuteness! First appearance: Prodigy
Alien
Your basic alien from another planet. First appearance: One Day In Prison
Poet-Bot
A robot that writes poetry. Created for Sphinx magazine. First appearance: Poet-Bot
Jason Chicken
Based on the character from the Friday the 13th movies. First appearance: Halloween!
Time Travel Chicken
Messing up a space-time continuum near you! First appearance: Time Travel
Useless Mutants
A team of superheroes with questionable powers. First appearance: Mutants!
Bunny
Forest dweller known for chocolate delivery. First appearance: Easter Bunny
Aquachicken
Aquachicken, the superhero who’s a bit of a loser. First appearance: Aquachicken
Fast Food Chicken
Listens to you complain about your burger. First appearance: Freaky Fry Day
Happy Tree
An astronaut from Happy Land. First appearance: Happy Land.
Ninja Chicken
Stealthiest chicken ever. Silent and deadly. First appearance: Day of the Ninja
Devil Chicken
Head honcho of Hell. First appearance: Soul Man
Monkey
Usually seen working on his next literary masterpiece. First appearance: Monkeys!
Chuck Norris
Notorious tough guy. First appearance: Christmas Revenge
Death
Harvests the souls of the recently deceased. First appearance: Death Wish
Mr. T
He’s got more pity than your average tough guy. First appearance: Fools
Pet Rock
The strong, silent type. Usually stoic, sometimes sad. First appearance: Pet Rock
Happy Bear
The happiest bear ever. No, really. First appearance: The Island of Misfit Toys
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