Meet the Characters

Learn more about the characters that appear the most

Chickens

That’s why it’s called Savage Chickens. First appearance: Welcome

PROD3000

The boss. He’s a robot created by the chickens. First appearance: Automation

Cat

An adventurous cat. Behold the cuteness! First appearance: Prodigy

Timmy Tofu

A dirty-minded block of tofu. First appearance: Cooking With Tofu

Little Chicken

A little kid chicken, full of childlike wonder. First appearance: Lullaby

Worm

The chickens’ smaller, smarter co-worker. First appearance: Early Bird

Dog

For a cat person, I draw a surprising number of dogs. First appearance: Delivery

Pirate Chickens

Setting sail every Talk Like A Pirate Day. First appearance: Talk Like A Pirate

Zombie Chickens

They feast on the brains of the living. First appearance: Shadow of the Zombie

Sigmund Freud

Widely considered the father of modern psychoanalysis. First appearance: Hitchcock

Bear

Bears are a constant danger in my comics. First appearance: The Third Porridge

Marketing Chicken

If we didn’t have marketing, who’d drink all the martinis? First appearance: Marketing

Jason Chicken

Psycho chicken! Qu’est-ce que c’est? First appearance: Halloween!

Spider

I’m terrified of spiders. Drawing them is my therapy. First appearance: Snowflakes

Bunny

Forest dweller known for chocolate delivery. First appearance: Easter Bunny

Godzilla

King of monsters! Destroyer of cities! First appearance: Godzilla

Santa Claus

He’s chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf. First appearance: Christmas Blues

Time Travel Chicken

Messing up a space-time continuum near you! First appearance: Time Travel

Happy Tree

An astronaut from Happy Land. First appearance: Happy Land.

Alien

Your basic alien from another planet. First appearance: One Day In Prison

Useless Mutants

A team of superheroes with questionable powers. First appearance: Mutants!

Chewbacca

Get this walking carpet out of my way! First appearance: Chewbacca

Snake

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first. First appearance: Saint Patrick

Catnip Mouse

Cat toy, and occasional defense attorney. First appearance: Ultimate Cat Tree

Fast Food Chicken

Listens to you complain about your burger. First appearance: Freaky Fry Day

Poet-Bot

A robot that writes poetry. Created for Sphinx magazine. First appearance: Poet-Bot

Vampire Chicken

Just like a normal chicken, but with teeth. And bloodsucking. First appearance: Speaking

Batman

World’s grumpiest superhero. First appearance: Boring Comics

Cro-Magnon Chicken

Our early ancestor, the cave chicken. First appearance: The Beat Goes On

Death

Harvests the souls of the recently deceased. First appearance: Death Wish

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